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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 14h

These people have literally never experienced humanity in a normal and relatable way

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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 14h

is toucan sam a twink

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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 14h

give that damn fruity toucan a huge motherfucking rack

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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 14h

i think we need to give the trix rabbit a huge rack. i think we need to give the lucky charms leprechaun a huge rack. i think we need to give captain crunch a huge rack. we need to give those cinnamon toast crunch freaks huge freaking racks

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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 15h

peepee mcpooperson

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 23h

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 23h

it's worse than you could ever imagine and worse than you'll ever know

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Horse with Glasses

Alt: Horse with Glasses

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 14h

Why is this a gif What’s moving in this image 😦 That’s somehow the most unsettling aspect of it

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23h

little paws. little curled up paws

orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in

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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ran over that liberty biberty thing with my car today. It made a kind of sproing sound and exploded in a cloud of discontinued foreign currency and arcade tokens

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19h

I wish I had not learned about this

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✨Franky✨ @franky.franklinstower.online · 19h

three stages of frank

a grey and white cat draped over a large leather wallet

a grey and white cat laying on a 3/4 position with her belly up. she’s looking at the camera.

a grey and white cat sleeping on a book and ps5 controller

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 15h

Also I’m going to continue not purposely hearing the texas song because I already know it doesn’t sound like it’s for me, & I have my music algorithms fine-tuned at this point. I don’t won’t to purposely look it up/listen & introduce it to my algos at the risk of it messing with the good shit I got

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 15h

I’ve listened to other music, but it’s basically all playlists I’ve already had made for years. I think the new Wolves of Glendale album is the only new music I’ve added to my rotation in a minute Mainly I’m just working through a massive backlog of podcasts rn

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 15h

Damn Rolling Stone Sorry some of us are big ol’ nerds who have listened to nothing but podcasts & the song “My Uncle Got a Hot Tub” by Wolves of Glendale on repeat for several months now

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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 28/09/2026

Locktober? no thanks. i only care about the mysteries of the loch ness monster during Lochtober

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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 29/09/2026

Like there is an interesting field here that I was really enchanted by as a life long lover of algorithms and random number generators, but it fell into the hands of people who saw it as a way to avoid accountability for doing what they wanted to do anyways, which was kill humanity

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 29/09/2026

tfw my parrot completes the requisite questline for the Jarl of the Skyrim city that is made entirely of plastic: Polly, you’re a Thane.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a…

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 19h

who wants to help me beat Liberty Bibberty to death with a tire iron

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20h

God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.

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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 19h

looking into the sunset from thirty nine thousand feet

picture of a beautiful red, orange, yellow, blue sunset with a mountain in the middle. juni doesnt know exactly which mountain, but its north of the plane when It was east of San Francisco

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JD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 19h

Boosting in light of the discourse surrounding Cornell University.

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harpy @harpy.party · 05/07/2024

if you are a challenger on Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is something super fucked up you should be able to choose combat and then the chairman unveils a rack of polearms

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nannette nunanacci @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't care what negative consequences happen to rapists or their apologists

The Norman Rockwell painting of the guy standing up and speaking that's become a meme

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 23h

New power stance just dropped It’s called Help my leg is fucking broken

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

her name is brit [redacted]

fight club scene where they're all saying "his name is robert paulson"

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 23h

I’m glad you saw this because I was sad I couldn’t tag you when I first saw it lmao

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 23h

Really need unemployment to hurry up and tell me if my claim is approved or not already cause I have $57 to my name & all of my bills are due on Thursday 🫠

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The only time I'm Choosin' Texas is when asked which state's senator is the Zodiac Killer

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/09/2026

it's all this guys fault

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Your honor, I really need some time to go outside and play on the jungle gym Yes, I'm requesting a recess

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lou-ellen (fear and louthing) @louceph.com · 24/09/2026

Hi! I'm an illustrator and i really need work, i can draw anything your sweet heart desires <3 im so sweet and lovely and merketable! please hire me!

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Jacob Griffin ✡️ 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @jacobtransman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey! Michael Tracey is desperately trying to dox a rape victim. If you have thoughts on that you might like to share them with him so I have thoughtfully included the details that would allow you to reach him. And, in an act of generosity, you could share this info with all your friends.

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 29/09/2026

Is that HONEY on the far left??? I don’t think it’s supposed to be that color

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 29/09/2026

Love the random carpet piece in this one. Not even a rug, or a carpet sample, just straight up piece of carpet I also like that the packet of coconut powered from the first image is back

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

reading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i hate this sick fuck and i want to kick him into traffic

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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I shot Liberty Bibberty then I cooked and ate him

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Amy Bradstreet @onbradstreetfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My sparrow for this week’s #OliveArtClub. #noAI

A sparrow eating a crumb of food on granite cobblestone painted in pastels.

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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 29/09/2026

Is it like the 5 year anniversary of that mistake or something? My guess is whatever the issue was back then was something that was REALLY bad for your boss & for some reason it’s been on their mind & is making them re panic all over again Like unmanaged job ptsd

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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's not doxxing because it's inarguably newsworthy. The people are free to direct their speech to where it's most effective: right at his doorstep.

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