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Matt Barnes

@msbarnes.bsky.social
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Data scientist. Former political scientist. PWD enthusiast. Crow enabler in Seattle.

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Good Place Chidi Anagonye
Alt: Nihilist Chidi in The Good Place
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be
GOB - An Ideas Man
YouTube video by Cory
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Carrie Underwood performing “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit at Velocity Music Fest in Dyersville, Iowa (2026)
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lol Mariners
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Instead of the AI discourse, I believe Bluesky can be powered by two weeks of arguing whether Young’s catch here or Acuña’s throw the other day is the better defensive play
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OMG LADS LOOK AT THE WALRUSES TONIGHT
A shit ton of walruses on the rocks!
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
lol Mariners
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Reacher ordering whiz wit ✅ Manages to keep the BSL running at 2am ✅ Disrespecting Gritty ❌
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
For inspiration, see all the news cartoons drawn after Confederate President Jefferson Davis's capture wearing his wife's clothes in 1865. They were everywhere.
Political cartoon of Confederate President Jefferson Davis being captured wearing a dress Political cartoon of Confederate President Jefferson Davis being captured wearing a dress Political cartoon of Confederate President Jefferson Davis being captured wearing a dress Political cartoon of Confederate President Jefferson Davis being captured wearing a dress
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/08/2026
People are furious of course but this is one of the funniest things that's ever happened. He's been posting memes of himself hanging out with Douglas MacArthur and George Patton and he snuck off the plane in a box of pizza rolls
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"a metal Visa card users can emblazon with their X username". @davidjroth.bsky.social must be thrilled with this financial revolution
theverge.com
X Money is launching in the US starting today
Would you replace your bank with X Money?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WITH 2 CEO REMOVER'S "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tim Horton’s could have ponied up the cash for a live “Timbiebs” ad
cbc.ca
Tim Hortons teams up with Justin Bieber to launch Timbit flavours called 'Timbiebs' | CBC News
Tim Hortons has teamed up with pop superstar Justin Bieber to launch three new Timbit flavours — called Timbiebs — along with co-branded merchandise.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Every time I watch Spain:
Marge, I think I hate Marc Cucurella
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Buford Seltzer
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
alright hear me out
The proof of life photo from Mitch McConnell and his wife with an arm drawn to illustrate how she’s operating him like a puppet
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Akron Zips dynasty confirmed @sickoscommittee.org #MACtion
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Window into the mocking with which foreign media is treating the situation. The latest on the live of Le Monde, France’s paper of record: “We’re being told Trump wants to file an appeal with Infantino alleging that the Belgian team played soccer.”
“On nous dit dans l’oreillette que Donald Trump souhaite lancer un recours auprès de Gianni Infantino en accusant la sélection belge d’avoir joué au football ce mardi.”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
we’re about to see the first american struck by lightning, fireworks, and a fighter jet at the same time
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
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Airplane! Movie: Man Drinking on Plane
Alt: Airplane! Movie. Man trying to enjoy a pausa de hidratación
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He once claimed he got injured carrying deer meat up the stairs
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social did you capture the crowd of Canadian fans all in red and white, and in the middle is some dingus in a blue Maple Leafs shirt
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Every coder in 2027 taking a call from the boss who fired them in 2026
You come crawling back you xjeak sack of shit
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/06/2026
Giants PR meeting with Buster Posey
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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WSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 15/06/2026
WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.
A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Needs more scaffolding
I need the biggest scaffolding you have. No that’s too big.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Getting estimates from contractors in 2026 amid an oil supply shock
Meme of Joe Exotic saying “I’m never going to financially recover from this.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/06/2026
Trump, shown on camera during the national anthem, is booed loudly at MSG
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They forgot to include open-ended responses about @jcsalterego.bsky.social
FT social media graphic but with a dumb "jerry, no!" edit
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Dan Wilson
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and saying `` mariners baseball '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and saying `` mariners baseball '' .
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Looking at everything that happened after, I've searched my heart and realized that it was necessary to murder Hitchbot. We should've been more antagonistic towards robots pretending to be our friends. Philadelphia once again proves to be a city of prophets.
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Experience Mariners Baseball™️
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
lol Mariners
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Checking in on the Mariners
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
ALT: a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
oooof
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon
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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
it's almost time @normcharlatan.bsky.social
youtube.com
mariners theme 1990's
YouTube video by Glen the Toolbox
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Weird to realize the one area of life where I actually have gotten more conservative as I’ve gotten older is “Opening Day should involve the Cincinnati Reds on regular TV for an afternoon game”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
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Defector @defector.com · 18/03/2026
Let's catch up on the hilarious Afroman defamation trial: defector.com/lets-catch-u...
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Let's Catch Up On The Hilarious Afroman Defamation Trial | Defector
Afroman, once world famous for his song about being high (though I always preferred “Crazy Rap” myself), has emerged as a new kind of internet folk hero in the aftermath of an incident in 2022 with…
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