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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pretty sure Wade Hoyt now does ad work for The Onion print edition

“Toyota: We’re the Taliban’s favorite truck for a reason.” ad in The Onion print edition

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Mongolia’s gold in bone breaking is already scandal-plagued after these cartons were discovered at the team site

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The official game ball is extremely oversized. Somebody get FIFA on the phone

Science World in Vancouver, but make it a giant soccer ball

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Getting estimates from contractors in 2026 amid an oil supply shock

Meme of Joe Exotic saying “I’m never going to financially recover from this.”

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

costco hot dog + soda all day

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

They forgot to include open-ended responses about @jcsalterego.bsky.social

FT social media graphic but with a dumb "jerry, no!" edit

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

In the McBain remake, Pope Leo stars and infiltrates Mar-a-lago

McBain busting out of the ice sculpture before saying "Ice to see you" and gunning down the bad guys

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Checking in on the Mariners

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

"Shrek Pillow" is not a google search I want to repeat, but...

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

According to realfood.gov / Grok, RFK Jr could have eaten that bear. It's a healthier pizza topping than pepperoni or sausage

Adding It to Pizza as a Topping
If you're talking about properly cooked bear meat (e.g., the one associated with RFK Jr.'s story, though that specific bear was a roadkill cub dumped in Central Park and not eaten), using it as a pizza topping could incorporate those nutrients into a meal. Pizza itself isn't inherently "healthy" (due to refined carbs, cheese, and potential high sodium/calories), but swapping in lean bear meat instead of processed pepperoni or sausage could make it a bit more nutrient-dense—higher protein, more iron, less processed additives.
However, "healthy" depends on the overall diet, portion size, and preparation. It's not a superfood, but it can be a solid, lean protein source.

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I asked if properly cooking Elon's flesh and using it as a pizza topping would be healthy. Grok said even cooking to 165 degrees wouldn't eliminate prions, viruses, etc.

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Malala, an actual Nobel Peace Prize laureate, in the house for the Seattle Torrent game

Malala at the Boston Fleet vs Seattle Torrent hockey game

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Just gonna post this pic of our ridiculous PWD from last summer

Yellow and pink roses in the foreground and a black Portuguese Water Dog sticking his head out the window in the background.

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Seven says he’s helping with yard work

a black Portuguese water dog fresh off a quality diggin’ session

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Decided to go to the Shoreline, WA protest this time around. Great energy out here

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

so where do the shitheads fit in then

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

seems to be limited to the context of antitrust provisions, e.g. the RealPage rent pricing algorithm that's used by two or more firms. a proprietary Uber algorithm would be okay. If they collaborated with Lyft and used the same algo, that's a no no. from a bloomberg article: