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I work in the lending dept at a fintech/bank. They launched a promo “Borrow Better Week” and all the slides abbreviate it as BBW. I can’t work under these conditions.

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“What’s that noise? You heard that, right?”

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pretty sure Wade Hoyt now does ad work for The Onion print edition

“Toyota: We’re the Taliban’s favorite truck for a reason.” ad in The Onion print edition

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What are the Mentos folks up to? If anyone can figure out a solution to this mess, it’s them

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why listen to the final ninth inning call of Rick Rizzs’ career when the Bret Baier podcast is available?

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

we doing apple discourse? hell yeah. WSU's previous attempts included the "pee-stained lump-fruit tastes less like cider and cinnamon and more like a urine-soaked gas station bathroom floor that someone accidentally spilled cinnamon on"

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Autumn Glory Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange

Review of the disgusting Autumn Glory apple. A surprising disappointment from Washington state and a true delight to avoid eating.

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“Let me just pull this knife out of my side, I got some blood to spare”

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Mongolia’s gold in bone breaking is already scandal-plagued after these cartons were discovered at the team site

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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Carrie Underwood performing “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit at Velocity Music Fest in Dyersville, Iowa (2026)

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Former Cincinnati Bearcat Zach Collaros is still the starting QB for the Blue Bombers? He’s 38 y/o, he’s gotta be on bluesky

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Rob Refsnyder, may he rest in peace

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It’s Monday, you’re not allowed to be mean to me like this

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

where my conditional probability sickos at? seems like there's conflating of several different probabilities: Pr(player died | CTE) Pr(CTE | player died) Pr(CTE | played in NFL)

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Instead of the AI discourse, I believe Bluesky can be powered by two weeks of arguing whether Young’s catch here or Acuña’s throw the other day is the better defensive play

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ghost of Piet Mondrian is suing

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

overfull hbox sons of bitches

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Botulism! In the produce aisle

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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

OMG LADS LOOK AT THE WALRUSES TONIGHT

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you don’t mind paying $100, the BearVault will do the trick

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BearVault

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Just wrapped up 18 holes of golf and had a big bowl of almonds to refuel. Now to log on to Bluesky...

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

“Smooth” by Santana ft. Rob Thomas Culturally iconic? For 1999, I guess. Played on infinite loop at Applebee’s? You know it.

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Reacher ordering whiz wit ✅ Manages to keep the BSL running at 2am ✅ Disrespecting Gritty ❌

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“High school classmates against Vivek” is 2026’s hottest PAC

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

For inspiration, see all the news cartoons drawn after Confederate President Jefferson Davis's capture wearing his wife's clothes in 1865. They were everywhere.

Political cartoon of Confederate President Jefferson Davis being captured wearing a dress

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/08/2026

People are furious of course but this is one of the funniest things that's ever happened. He's been posting memes of himself hanging out with Douglas MacArthur and George Patton and he snuck off the plane in a box of pizza rolls

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