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MRSAla K LeGuin

@mrsalakleguin.bsky.social
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Leftist trash Queer She/They Gen X but barely

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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Text to the DoorDash driver when they tell me the thing I ordered isn’t available, but they do have a similar replacement that I’m half-assed boycotting because they poisoned a river at some point: “Yeah, that’s fine. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway.”
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I miss The Onion
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Tell me why, when a colleague asked me how I was doing, I replied, “Pretty slammed. But in a good way.”?!
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
a cat in a tinfoil hat with the following circling him:

I wake up 
information overload
I go to sleep
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
SCOOP: Now that Linda McMahon is confirmed/sworn in as secretary, Trump will be imminently issuing an executive order eliminating the Department of Education. I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”. Here is a portion:
After President Trump's inauguration last month, he has steadily signed a slate of executive orders to keep these education promises: combatting critical race theory, DEl, gender ideology extremism, and discrimination in admissions. President Trump has also been focused on eliminating wasteful bureaucracy and harmful programs in the federal government. To that end, today he signed [Executive Order XYZ, entitled "Eliminating the Department of Education,] which has given us a clear and final mission.

We are to identify which of the Department's functions, programs, and offices are not mandated by statute, and eliminate them. This reorganization will impact staff, budgets, reporting, and more —and in coming months, we will determine how it can be accomplished with minimal delay and disruption. The President further tasked us with creating a plan to reallocate and reassign functions of the Department of Education that would be more effectively managed by other agencies. This plan will offer Congress a road map toward fulfilling the expectations of the President and the American people.

The new vision—which I hope each of you will embrace going forward—can be expressed as four main convictions:
Parents are the primary decision makers in their children's education.
Students deserve to be protected from physical violence, racial discrimination, medical tyranny, and gender extremism ideology on campus.
Postsecondary education should be a path to a well-paying career aligned with workforce needs. 
Taxpayer-funded education should refocus on meaningful learning: proficiency in math, reading, and core subjects, and patriotism in American history and civics.
As we move to reduce the Department's middleman role in education, these four convictions must guide us toward conscientious and pragmatic action. The elimination of bureaucracy should free us, not limit us, in our pursuit of these goals

Removing red tape and bureaucratic barriers will empower parents to make th
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 04/03/2025
folks, there’s good news for a change. that anti-trans executive order sports ban won’t be a law this week; they didn’t get closer to defining trans people out of legal existence or trans women as men under the law. this matters. no democrats broke ranks. thank you to everyone who called. 💜🏳️‍⚧️
screencap of tommy tuberville’s bigoted and worse than it sounds anti trans sports ban:

Motion to Invoke Cloture on the Motion to Proceed to the consideration of
S. 9, the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Bill

it fails to pass the threshold of 60 votes to invoke cloture

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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/03/2025
it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Apparently the reason the left "always loses" is because some of us are annoying and put people off. The far-right, of course, are a bunch of cool chill guys that are fun and normal 24/7.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Millennials realized long ago that our best bet for retirement is an honorable death in the Water Wars of 2052.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Those alanis morrissette singles were so bulletproof that i bet you could take one line from any of them and make it worse by an order of magnitude like "i've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is in the other pocket" and it still would've been a hit
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
How long until DOGE decides half the population is “fraudulent”?
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
“Honey, I Shrunk the President”
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Terminator (holding out hand): Come with me if you want to live! Sarah Connor: (watching news) Terminator: Well? Sarah Connor: I'm thinking
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/03/2025
Oh no, not the landlords!!!
Mao Zedong.
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Smoking weed and occasionally stage whispering, “DUBIOUS!” at a UFO documentary is not a terrible Saturday night
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm just wondering if Trump/Musk were agents acting on behalf or Russia/China, how would they be acting differently?
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
keep 15 fidget toys on me at all times to help the gang focus on our crimes
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Is DOGE our Hilterjugend?
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Jay Loveridge (MILF Era) Birthday 10/08 @ihatenfts.gay · 09/02/2025
babe wake up they have dill flavored weed
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ethel Rosenberg got the chair for doing a lot less damage to U.S. national security than Elon Musk has done this week
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Me when I flip off a cybertruck
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 06/02/2025
and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Bet
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Well Meaning Robot 🤖 @well-meaning-robot.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue. TWENTY. As in, they call that getting slammed. So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind. TWENTY is a lot.
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E.A.R. @primateyell.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Hundreds of protesters gather outside Children’s Hospital Los Angeles to demand it roll back restrictions on transgender care for youth:
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
LGBTQIA minors make up 40% of the endangered minor runaway population. They are 120% more likely to be unhoused. They are also uniquely at risk for exploitation and trafficking. This is breathtakingly evil.
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Pretty excited that I’m going to a mandatory all day in-person IT retreat in the middle of the cold-flu-Covid-norovirus-bird flu season on Monday
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/02/2025
new york was kinda a stacked baddie until b*n l*den performed top surgery on september eleventh two thousand and one
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My friend and I just had a (loud) discussion about which kinds of farm animal shit smells the worst. Horse shit is the least offensive of all the farm animals.
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Not gonna ask the guy who’s reading this at the bar ANY questions
Book title: UFO’s and Nuke: Extraordinary Encounters at Nuclear Weapons Sites
By Robert L. Hastings
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 07/02/2025
like just the most normal tampons on earth
a box of tampax pearls
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/02/2025
there may not be a lot we can do to prevent these people from being given access to all of our personal information but we can absolutely tell the entire world what complete and total shitheads they are incredible work by @klong.bsky.social
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I heard from quite a few federal employees as the OPM deferred resignation offer deadline hits. It's probably illegal, probably won't work, and is still not really clear in its mechanics anyway. Very, very few of them are even considering it. "Most of us see right through this."
splinter.com
As 'Deferred Resignation' Deadline Looms, Federal Employees Are Mad As Hell and Not Going Anywhere
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues
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Ommer Draven ($-17 net today)⚒️🏳‍⚧♿ @ommerdraven.unitedsyncretic.org · 06/02/2025
sing, sing, sing for the ages we've filled all our halls with the most defunct of sages they forgot how to bind and are ripping out pages their moral so small don't think you can gauge it go on and get gone we ain't tryin to save it America Ragequits
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Lotta people came over here and started doing what I’m calling Libbin’ Out. Using the word leftist in scare quotes? You might be libbin’ out.
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 05/02/2025
I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
Brian Driscoll, the acting director of the FBI, sporting curly hair, a kinda rakish jazz dirtbag moustache and beard combo, a faintly amused look in his eyes and a wry "whaddaya gonna do" smirk
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MRSAla K LeGuin @mrsalakleguin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Ope
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/01/2025
Hey real quick, I noticed your joke is incompatible with Kant's categorical imperative
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 20/01/2025
Every time an NFL QB looks down at their wrist to read something it’s Red Hot Chilli Peppers lyrics
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
READ THIS. THEN READ IT AGAIN.
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