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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖

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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖 @mricthyosaurus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hope @aaron.bsky.team doesn't enjoy the camps.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can’t wait for the Mumford and Sons guy to be like “the matrix tried to get you too??” only to be totally blanked by Ed
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Inside you are two bricks

Thrown at facista and building comminity
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 21/09/2026
sure it sounds bad but you have to remember we’re getting AI out of it, so, not all bad
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gabundy 👻☭ @gabundy.blog · 21/09/2026
Yeah, but not as massively breached as planetary boundaries necessary for the flourishing of life we had back in 1976! We just got on with it... enjoyed it, even! Never heard us complaining.
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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of the faultlines in society is between people who think we should prioritise making sure everyone who's eligible for something gets it, and people who think we should prioritise making sure that nobody who isn't eligible for something gets it
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wonder why Rentoul might be interested in dimming the sun 🤔
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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖 @mricthyosaurus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry, but propaganda doesn't work against me. I'm fine.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wes Streeting is a truly, truly awful person. The damage he's done to trans people, to neurodivergent people, to people with mental health issues... all because of his "reckons".
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reports will continue until the government gets the answer it wants picture unrelated, trying to delete
hillary cass
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solomonhughes.bsky.social @solomonhughes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bob Vylan, Kneecap, Macklemore- not just bans but police "terrorism" investigations(!) I don't think there has been music censorship like this since the 1990s/"Parental Advisory "/Cop Killer /2LiveCrew era. There was an Iraq War bit (Dixie Chicks), but not like this. Born of establishment fear imo
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"enjoy the camps" must go so hard as a lib insult if you are too stupid to notice that a lot of the camps got built while obama was president and then didn't get closed down while biden was president. sure seems like you actually don't mind the camps.
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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖 @mricthyosaurus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ewagreen post.
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paul @ptfen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all labour party think tanks, ever:
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you cannot defeat fascism by ceding anyone’s bodily autonomy.
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Anna Horroridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm going to say it. Thom Yorke should have got way more flak for what he did and said re: Palestine. I suspect part of the reason for that was timing, but also the fact his musical output is considered worthy and credible.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A tweet from me at 11:02pm on September 20th, 2015, that reads "Trying to figure out the news from Twitter jokes but l'm having no luck
because what it SOUNDS like is that David Cameron face-fucked a pig."
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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖 @mricthyosaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gambit pentameter.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sounds FAMILIAR!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Brother are you trying to kill me
We ran out of posts from your follows.
Here's the latest from Discover.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is called "joining the army" and they have a website where you can do that.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some enterprising movie studio needs to get started adapting the Harriet Porber books. www.powells.com/book/trans-w...
Cover of Chuck tingle's novel trans wizard Harry Potter and the bad boy Para sororophyllis 
There is  a hip looking woman holding up a wand behind her to the right is a green skinned dinosaur headed person with a bunch of tattoos there's what looks like  a mastodon  in a wizard's hat and a motorcycle with a woman's head   on the on the cover too
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
was going to delete this because it looks like ass, but it's got 3.5k likes and for me personally numbers mean more than artistic integrity so
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sorry you fail to appreciate the perfectly crafted politics of "I'm not a literal nazi but I assure you I do hate refugees"
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Ghost of Empires Admiral Rodney Lourenço Marques @rodneymarques.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same piece of shit. MANCHESTERISM
thetimes.com
Parents could lose benefits if their child commits crime
Jake Richards, the youth justice minister, says reducing benefits is one option on the table to hold families to account for young offenders
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Schrodinger's Maybelline
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I should call him
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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖 @mricthyosaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And is there a MR Met? Oh. There is. OK. Err. No offence intended.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh I see you think this has nothing to do with you
Rishi Sunak stood on a lecturn speaking which has a STOP THE BOATS sign on it
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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖 @mricthyosaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just ditched from one of the worst gigs I've ever been to. Truly awful. The kids seemed to be enjoying it, but I'm glad I'm out.
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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖 @mricthyosaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've had four beers since 2pm and I've just been accused of being drunk! Err. No.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“We didn’t have this queer shit back in my day” dude, in the first world war we had Biplanes
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖 @mricthyosaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anybody know any good pubs in Dublin?
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw your boyfriend at the disused steel mill
Big melt
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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can’t believe this is how I found out Rod Liddle doesn’t have weekend plans
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Glenn Fiedler @mas-bandwidth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This looks like a joke but it's real (and in my area). Poor guy, I think his parents set him up for a life of sexual crimes...
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 19/09/2026
Labour have more in common with the Tories and Reform than the Greens and until you understand that is how people see Labour (because of their own actions) any idea about an electoral pact with anyone on the left is some absolute nonsense thinking.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A skate park does more to reduce knife crime than “more bobbies on the beat”, the only difference is middle class white people are scared of groups of kids at skate parks and they’re comforted by the presence of the police.
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Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖 @mricthyosaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Getting a train. The only decent coffee shop within range of the station is the slowest coffee shop in the world. I've got a train to catch! Get a shift on!
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 19/09/2026
gm
Polymarket #@Polymarket •12h
BREAKING: U.S. military nearly intercepted a Chinese ship over an Al-generated intelligence report that falsely claimed it was carrying nuclear weapons components. — CNN
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Atul Haria (immigrant) @atulharia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lib Dems can fuck off too www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Lib Dem leader Sir Ed Davey calls for 'major deterrent' for small boats
The Lib Dem leader tells BBC South East the current situation is "not good for the country".
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torstferatu @torstenjanus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shame they didn't think of this when The Queen was still alive.
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When the truth is that Harris was doing well in the polls and voters were loving Tim Walz calling the republicans weird and dipshits. Then the consultants* told them the shouldn’t mock the republicans, they had to take them seriously, and the rest is history that has been quickly rewritten.
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