iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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VGJunk @vgjunk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Probably a sign I need more sleep that I keep laughing at this Lego manual page. Instruction: Block. You need: Block. Step 1: Have Block.

A Lego instruction manual page. A single flat 4x2 piece alone in a grey void, somehow perfectly encapsulating the feeling of a Sunday afternoon when you've got work in the morning.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12h

today is the only day you can post this

a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 5h

Sex is something you do with another man, in the sand, until one of you is dead, and the other is crying

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 6h

Instead of locktober, I'm doing Spocktober. That's where you don't have sex for seven years and then instead of sex, you nearly beat your best friend to death instead in an elaborate ritual.

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🌲Pine🌲 @localhermlt.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

🎃Happy Soup Season! 🎃 ( #furby #furbyart #fall )

A 1999 Autumn Furby with a wooden spoon in its mouth sitting in front of a large bubbling cauldron of pumpkin soup, It is surrounded by gourds of varying shapes and colors

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Miss this guy.

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked

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Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You don’t hate AI enough

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes

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vurrsys 🔞 @vurrsys.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

[hedorah] my wrists hurt but it's a small price to pay for cool drawing

hedorah the anthro skunk (it/its) resting on a rollator

hedorah: yeah I'm THAT hedorah. from the movies.

dude does it look like I can destroy japan again right now. I can't even WATCH most toku.

huh?

no I'm not giving you goji's number.

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.

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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 02/10/2026

the post about being a billionaire being the equivalent of getting kicked in the head by a horse every day except that's just being online at this point. anyways bye I'm gonna go read a book instead of posts

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

folks they're calling it "The Woke Lowtax"

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.

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mouse j @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

excavating game cartridges from the desert for the pleasure of reburying them in a second desert

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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link

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Brotherwise Games @brotherwisegames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stormlight: War for Roshar Box Cover Reveal! ⚔️ This incredible piece by the iconic Jason Rainville, known for his work on Magic the Gathering and Lord of the Rings, perfectly illustrates the scale of the conflict at the heart of this game while showcasing the Leaders who drive the action forward.

Stormlight: War for Roshar Box cover: Kaladin and Leshwi engage in tense combat in the skies above a gruesome battle below as the Everstorm and Highstorm meet behind them. Jasnah can be seen in her glimmering Shardplate, wielding her blade as she directs Coalition troops toward the colossal Thunderclast wreaking havoc across the battlefield. Lezian faces off against troops as Szeth, wielding Nightblood, applies Lashings to fly straight toward him.

Kaladin and Leshwi engage in tense combat in the skies above a gruesome battle below as the Everstorm and Highstorm meet behind them. Jasnah can be seen in her glimmering Shardplate, wielding her blade as she directs Coalition troops toward the colossal Thunderclast wreaking havoc across the battlefield. Lezian faces off against troops as Szeth, wielding Nightblood, applies Lashings to fly straight toward him.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Yaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment

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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 29/09/2026

remember when discords whole selling point was that it used less ram than skype

tweet by @discordpreviews

Discord is working on Game Mode. Once activated, Discord's client will automatically reduce animations and disable effects when it detects a game being played, freeing up CPU and GPU resources that might help your game run smoother.

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Everest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms...

"SCRUBJAY" sits over a bunch of images of frogs, birds, doors. it's a very 90s look

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jezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know I've been fooled in the past but I'm certain the next big thing in tech is a key chain with a screen and camera on it that allows you to verbally ask an animated creature questions in public. I cannot wait to give mine all my personal and financial information

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 29/09/2026

lrt has such cohost energy. I miss cohost

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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 29/09/2026

this is a low stakes misinfo correction post. enjoy your black ranch responsibly

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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 29/09/2026

Avoid activated charcoal if you're on ANY medications But! read ingredients lists if you can. the Halloween ranch dressing does not use charcoal as an ingredient (it gets color from cocoa and fruit juices)

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is a good example of how you need quite a lot of detail of how these systems *actually* work to understand what the risks are, and how over-indexing on sci-fi can lead you a bit astray on what the future looks like

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swirx ! vgen ! @swirx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

little sheet for green too #deltarune #green

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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 28/09/2026

it's minimal I would say? I'm a very sweaty guy. I just take breaks and air it out. mostly like whenever I'm using the bathroom or something. washing your wrists before putting it on keeps down bacteria. I spray mine with rubbing alcohol if they get stinky

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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

today my printer demanded i "Replace Toner", an astonishing level of self-awareness and self-preservation. what does its quest for a voice and enduring life mean for humanity

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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 28/09/2026

okay and my daily braces are FreeToo. I have a left and a right one and they're pretty comfy and supportive! I also took the metal boning out for mild support days and out it back in when I need more. these days my ulnar tunnel is worse so I wear an elbow brace and idk the brand on that one

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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 28/09/2026

I used to wear this one at night, before I lost it in the move. it's got this like plush pad for the palm that keeps your fingers in a really good relaxed position when sleeping. I should buy a new one... I'll find the maker of my daily wear braces for you and show you

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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 28/09/2026

it's always nice for my family to visit but like with literally anyone with family visiting: I can't wait for them to leave and go home

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth

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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 28/09/2026

Twisted Pair (2018) and its sequel Cade: the Tortured Crossing (2023)

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.

$A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc. Unused space 54 MB Luigi's Mansion 186 MB DDR Mario Mix 264 MB Wario World 257 MB Donkey Konga 2 312 MB Donkey Konga 250 MB Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices. Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social$

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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

puddle shrimp get a shout-out in the Magic School Bus desert episode. that's right Arnold

screenshot from The Magic School Bus. Arnold and Phoebe are looking in a puddle in the desert, and the subtitles say "there are shrimp in this puddle".

screenshot from the next scene showing the puddle shrimp. They look like fairy shrimp, but the eyes should be a little bigger

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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