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sensual alf

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Artist, creature-shaped, don't like being here but there's not a lot of other places to go they/it formerly known on the other site as wulvie tumblr: sniffanimal rip cohost: donnie moveimbadger.com my art is usually tagged #moveimbadger if I remember

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🌲Pine🌲 @localhermlt.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
🎃Happy Soup Season! 🎃 ( #furby #furbyart #fall )
A 1999 Autumn Furby with a wooden spoon in its mouth sitting in front of a large bubbling cauldron of pumpkin soup, It is surrounded by gourds of varying shapes and colors
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 18h
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 17h
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
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Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You don’t hate AI enough
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Ray Rabenstein 🥀🌙 Retro Gamer Genius @rayrabenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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vurrsys 🔞 @vurrsys.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
[hedorah] my wrists hurt but it's a small price to pay for cool drawing
hedorah the anthro skunk (it/its) resting on a rollator

hedorah: yeah I'm THAT hedorah. from the movies.

dude does it look like I can destroy japan again right now. I can't even WATCH most toku.

huh?

no I'm not giving you goji's number.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 02/10/2026
the post about being a billionaire being the equivalent of getting kicked in the head by a horse every day except that's just being online at this point. anyways bye I'm gonna go read a book instead of posts
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
folks they're calling it "The Woke Lowtax"
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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mouse j @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
excavating game cartridges from the desert for the pleasure of reburying them in a second desert
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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
r/ask
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Is Spongebob freeuse?
Is he old enough?
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I wanna make a video and I don't know about copyright laws
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2026-2026
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Brotherwise Games @brotherwisegames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stormlight: War for Roshar Box Cover Reveal! ⚔️ This incredible piece by the iconic Jason Rainville, known for his work on Magic the Gathering and Lord of the Rings, perfectly illustrates the scale of the conflict at the heart of this game while showcasing the Leaders who drive the action forward.
Stormlight: War for Roshar Box cover: Kaladin and Leshwi engage in tense combat in the skies above a gruesome battle below as the Everstorm and Highstorm meet behind them. Jasnah can be seen in her glimmering Shardplate, wielding her blade as she directs Coalition troops toward the colossal Thunderclast wreaking havoc across the battlefield. Lezian faces off against troops as Szeth, wielding Nightblood, applies Lashings to fly straight toward him. 
Kaladin and Leshwi engage in tense combat in the skies above a gruesome battle below as the Everstorm and Highstorm meet behind them. Jasnah can be seen in her glimmering Shardplate, wielding her blade as she directs Coalition troops toward the colossal Thunderclast wreaking havoc across the battlefield. Lezian faces off against troops as Szeth, wielding Nightblood, applies Lashings to fly straight toward him.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Yaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 29/09/2026
remember when discords whole selling point was that it used less ram than skype
tweet by @discordpreviews

Discord is working on Game Mode. Once activated, Discord's client will automatically reduce animations and disable effects when it detects a game being played, freeing up CPU and GPU resources that might help your game run smoother.
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Everest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms...
"SCRUBJAY" sits over a bunch of images of frogs, birds, doors. it's a very 90s look
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jezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I've been fooled in the past but I'm certain the next big thing in tech is a key chain with a screen and camera on it that allows you to verbally ask an animated creature questions in public. I cannot wait to give mine all my personal and financial information
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 29/09/2026
lrt has such cohost energy. I miss cohost
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 29/09/2026
Avoid activated charcoal if you're on ANY medications But! read ingredients lists if you can. the Halloween ranch dressing does not use charcoal as an ingredient (it gets color from cocoa and fruit juices)
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is a good example of how you need quite a lot of detail of how these systems *actually* work to understand what the risks are, and how over-indexing on sci-fi can lead you a bit astray on what the future looks like
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swirx ! vgen ! @swirx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
little sheet for green too #deltarune #green
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
today my printer demanded i "Replace Toner", an astonishing level of self-awareness and self-preservation. what does its quest for a voice and enduring life mean for humanity
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 28/09/2026
it's always nice for my family to visit but like with literally anyone with family visiting: I can't wait for them to leave and go home
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 28/09/2026
Twisted Pair (2018) and its sequel Cade: the Tortured Crossing (2023)
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
puddle shrimp get a shout-out in the Magic School Bus desert episode. that's right Arnold
screenshot from The Magic School Bus. Arnold and Phoebe are looking in a puddle in the desert, and the subtitles say "there are shrimp in this puddle".screenshot from the next scene showing the puddle shrimp. They look like fairy shrimp, but the eyes should be a little bigger
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 27/09/2026
sea nettle jellies :3
Japanese Sea nettle jellyfishmultiple Japanese sea nettle jellyfish
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 26/09/2026
btw happy Birthday Shallan day to all who celebrate. 10 years of thinking about Jasnahs boobs!
tweet from @naiakiir 9/26/16
Every time Shallan thinks Abt Jasnah it's so gay which is #relateable @brandonsanderson did u realize how bi u wrote her??? either way thank u

tweet from @brandonsanderson 9/26/16
This wasn't directly on my mind while writing, but looking back, I think it was in my subconscious. I'm flattered to hear it.
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 26/09/2026
ok thats enough for now. anyone want a link to my fic where a bunch of the characters smoke weed together at urithiru. it's not finished they e only just managed to light the joint
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 26/09/2026
mfw I'm in a "landing maladroitly in the center of the bivouac" competition and my opponent has a hawkish face: 😦🥈
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 26/09/2026
"envoyform" this and "stormform" that. back in my day we had 5 forms and we liked it! "scholarform" just say you're a nimbleform who wants to feel special 🙄🙄
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 26/09/2026
okay atheists. imagine a Vorin baby ate all of your spheres and the last high storm before the weeping is coming. would you put the Vorin baby out in the high storm to infuse the spheres so that you don't run out of stormlight during the weeping?
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 26/09/2026
Dalinar learned to read because he felt that it was important to write his own memoir, as his memories are his burden alone, and that the women in his life were so inspiring, he'd risk social ostracization just to learn from them. Gavilar learned to read because he hates women
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 26/09/2026
if I wanted something that could generate detailed images in seconds, or tell me blatant lies about anything, I'd make friends with a Lightweaver
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sensual alf @moveimbadger.com · 26/09/2026
I need to port all my stormlight archive cremposting over here. I don't think they'll do as good of numbers as they do on tumblr but I think you all should see them too
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 26/09/2026
modern propaganda is so weird
noone is in fact lusting after the muse ai bullshit, there are zero entries on rule 34
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