Reposted by MouseSmurfIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663347
Reposted by MouseSmurfleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026ancient greek bard: in my story i invented the labyrinth as a cautionary tale ancient greek bard (after i explain sam altman’s whole deal to him): ok you can put that guy in there 41647283
Reposted by MouseSmurfBethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Lobbyist: "We need to make a choice! Climate or AI! We might lose to..." Me: *smacks climate button Lobbyist: "But we have to open the conversa..." Me: *punches climate button Lobbyist: "But our competitive..." Me: *JUMPS UP AND DOWN ON CLIMATE BUTTON www.politico.eu/article/euro...politico.euEurope must choose between AI and climate goals, data center lobby saysTech sector says only carbon-emitting gas plants are reliable enough today to power the EU’s AI goals. 15750232
Reposted by MouseSmurfshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time 163127064090
Reposted by MouseSmurfGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Brexit has failed due to the Brits who sold it as an idea, the Brits who voted for it, the Brits who negotiated it, the Brits who implemented it and because it was a really shit idea brought about by hatred. It’s not due to remainers, the EU, COVID or Ukraine. Own it. 314441
Reposted by MouseSmurfBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’. 2020331
Reposted by MouseSmurfBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Good luck to anyone starting the year with a new health regime. Here’s how mine always goes. 13567139
Reposted by MouseSmurfGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 30/12/2025RT if you think giving people knighthoods is all a bit silly but still think it's hilarious that Farage still hasn't got one. 47632
Reposted by MouseSmurfOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8849110828448
Reposted by MouseSmurfAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis Captain Planet target audience stands firm 581785222
Reposted by MouseSmurfRobert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 24/11/2025This s the one thing we didn't want to happen. thecritic.co.uk/aunt... 35616
Reposted by MouseSmurfSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I know it’s been said but WOW nothing makes me think someone is more pathetic than obsessing over the flag assigned to the manmade borders you’re born in to. Frightened little rabbit boys, they’re so pathetic x 1767661
Reposted by MouseSmurfMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 08/07/2025me: duck: woof me: duck: woof me: duck: woof woof vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog me: so I should stop eating the eggs? 533154
Reposted by MouseSmurfAlan Rusbridger @arusbridger.bsky.social · 08/07/2025From guardian obituary of David Lipsey 724150
Reposted by MouseSmurfHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 02/07/2025"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home" The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly 136121192533
Reposted by MouseSmurfMike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 12/05/2025OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/ 736225137753
Reposted by MouseSmurfBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 13/05/2025Spot on. From @mortenmorland.bsky.social in today's @thetimes.com 9458139
Reposted by MouseSmurfSean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 23/04/2025This makes absolutely no sense at all until you read the alt text, which makes it VERY funny: 011
Reposted by MouseSmurfJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 08/04/2025The British automotive industry contributes £22bn to the UK economy. The creative industries contribute £124bn. Fucksake. Stop AI copyright theft. 342045692
Reposted by MouseSmurfAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/04/2025calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious 89101402051
Reposted by MouseSmurfSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 01/04/2025The argument that actually punishing Le Pen and her cronies for their crimes will only make them stronger in the long run is a little hard to swallow when we have a prominent example of a right-wing authoritarian who was very much not punished for his crimes and is now wrecking everything in sight. 282480556
Reposted by MouseSmurfAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 01/04/2025In Odia, the word for an ostrich, ଗୁଲିବଲ୍, translates literally to “war chicken” 617823
Reposted by MouseSmurfmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 31/03/2025going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force 531292673811
Reposted by MouseSmurfthepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025‘What ridiculous things have you come to care about as you’ve got older?’ – 23 terrifyingly middle-aged opinions. www.thepoke.com/2025/04/01/r... 061
Reposted by MouseSmurfGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████ 210626
Reposted by MouseSmurfGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/04/2025April Fools Day to be stood down because nothing could be more ridiculous than the real world. 15612
Reposted by MouseSmurfDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I was such an overachiever in school that even when I was angry at something I got an A in my bonnet 39717
Reposted by MouseSmurfThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Perhaps the top person at The Atlantic was added to the Signal chat because those on the chat believed there was a person in charge of the Atlantic. 22759384
Reposted by MouseSmurfJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Of course we’re all diagnosing one another with ADHD. But if you tell us not to do that, we’ll just do it more. You know, instead of whatever it is we’re all meant to be doing. 2273
Reposted by MouseSmurfJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Havong my own personal version of the Signal hearings rn. The young finance dudebro nepo baby in front of me on the DLR right is on his phone loudly admitting to crimes. Sounds like it's coming crashing down on him. Which is fun. 211019159
Reposted by MouseSmurfJohn Self @john-self.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Things I expected to see more in life based on my childhood comics: - magicians wearing tuxedos - ‘Keep off the grass’ signs - pies cooling on windowsills - people shaking their fists - anvils 19957495
Reposted by MouseSmurfJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Is Climate Change Denial / Free Speech Bullshit just a big extension of Consequences Denial? Are those the two political viewpoints now? The Consequences Group and the Fuck It You Can’t Stop Me Don’t Tell Me What To Do Group? So we’ve got er… grown ups… and babies, rather than left and right now? 97614
Reposted by MouseSmurfCarolineJMolloy @carolinejmolloy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Meanwhile Spain carries on with socialist policies & looking after people & redistributing, and whaddya know, it’s economy soars and no-one in the Brit political class talks about it because omg maybe some second homes & wealth would get taxed, no, it’s very sad but we must make difficult choices…🤮 419580
Reposted by MouseSmurfThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 11/03/2025one great mystery of our age is how the only way to motivate rich people to work is to give them loads of money for no reason but the only way to motivate poor people to work is to take away loads of their money for no reason 3950051690
Reposted by MouseSmurfDoctors TARDIS @doctorstardis.bsky.social · 10/03/2025We can upload 3 minute videos now. YOU KNOW THE RULE 18290744576
Reposted by MouseSmurfJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 05/02/2025jonn.substack.com/p/but-whats-... 77417
Reposted by MouseSmurfAlisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 25/02/2025A question more people need to hear: Why do you blindly hate trans people despite them never having done anything to personally hurt you, but you blindly love billionaires despite them never having done anything to personally help you? 0658
Reposted by MouseSmurfSlimer S. Pumpkins! @gakoid.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Here’s my favourite Google AI result so far. 😂 27439
Reposted by MouseSmurfDelbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I don’t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date 170110043188
Reposted by MouseSmurfMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Tiny particles of rum, pineapple and coconut are soon to be beamed around the new 27km tunnel of the Large Piña Collider. Yep. Ok that'll do, please continue to enjoy your weekend. 2161664
Reposted by MouseSmurfKevin Hague @kevverage.bsky.social · 18/01/2025🎶 when you go, will you send back a lettuce from America? 🎶 24244921017
Reposted by MouseSmurfDisciple of Telesto @zaliachimera.bsky.social · 01/01/2025God, remember how much everyone fucking hated Clippy popping up and its annoying as fuck comments? And now they bundle Clippy but built on theft and burning down a forest every time it's used into every fucking computer but instead of annoying comments it tells you to eat deadly mushrooms 47424
Reposted by MouseSmurfJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one 208116101422
Reposted by MouseSmurfMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Porktrait and lambscape www.worldofmoose.com/products/por... 746491
Reposted by MouseSmurfChaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 11/12/2024Googling Stuff: Then v Now. 221167616344
Reposted by MouseSmurfMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Book idea for people of my age: Where’s Wallet? 2741922
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