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Dr Mitten

@mittencrab.bsky.social
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gay, 30s. 🔞 | devil's minion brainrot. disregard. | sunrise, parabellum. | just a crab with mittens. please don't associate my real id or name with this profile. |

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Order Rodentia @orodentia.bsky.social · 4h
‘Humour makes us Cree, makes us human’: Kent Monkman’s first public sculpture is a condominium for beavers on Toronto’s waterfront www.theartnewspaper.com/2026/09/30/k...
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Kent Monkman’s first public sculpture is a condominium for beavers on Toronto’s waterfront
The permanent commission for the new Lassonde Art Trail reflects on the past, present and future of North America with Monkman’s characteristic quirky twists
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 4h
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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Fiona Creates @fionacreates.bsky.social · 1h
Octobird the 2nd
Tiny paintings of a puffin and a wren on a pencil calendar grid
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 5h
lmao sometimes feels like tech people are in kindergarten tier English class!!!! We are currently paying *crazy money* for these people to realise something humanities grads understand and can wield expertly for less than the price of this bad software
resonated with me. As someone still experimenting and learning with Al filmmaking, I'm finding that generating something visually impressive is becoming easier, but creating something that actually makes people feel something is the real challenge.
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 20h
I saw these at the art fair this weekend and have been trying to think of a joke to post it with that isn’t just like “it us” but I am too tired. look at gay I and gay II. it us
two antique books on a shelf with the same gold design on the spine. both say “the muses library” and are titled “GAY I” and “GAY II”
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 9h
hey
a shrew has decided to perch on brother gregor's snout
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 20h
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 7h
Friday night with The Barnacles. He's meeting his potential adopter tomorrow and I'm so excited for him! I'm gonna miss him SO much but this is the gig.
A very perfect and good tabby and white cat, half grown, loafed on the back of the couch. His ears are ginormous and he's sort of in a wonky growth phase. But he's adorable.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No she’s not.
TLS: Mary Beard on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Will @umhamsterlammy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The wee Ruby-crowned Kinglets passing through on their Fall migration. None of these birds are showing a red crown; it's often hidden, and only the males have them.
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vegansquirrelman.bsky.social @vegansquirrelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chip on front porch
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rat with the devil horns 🤘🐀🤘 @murdermuffin666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
caught him at 7am just sitting in deep thought in his potty with cheek pouches stuffed full
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cheeky beast
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ハムハム🐹はむごろう @hamgoro39.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
頬っぺパンパンでどこ行くの? 🐹内緒でちゅ #ハムスター #hamster
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Lady RatBird @cinniharpy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me, the gays, and the theys this Fall:
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parrow @parrow-ham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yummy millet and a peep
saewoo the roborovski hamster munching on a stalk of millet. there is an already-munched, seedless stalk below the fresh one. she stands in front of her smaller wooden house.saewoo the roborovski hamster peeping out of her smaller wooden house. you can see her cute pink nose and boba eyes.
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🎃 Undead-Kate 🦇 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hole man
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a kitty I sculpted
Polymer clay sculpture of a stylized roly-poly cat, seated with one paw raised
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parrow @parrow-ham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
filthy little munchkin enjoys her wretched meal (she was playing in coconut soil)
saewoo the roborovski hamster sitting in the hollow part of a wooden log. her face is covered in coconut soil and her little ham hands are gripping a thin slice of pork. there is also a stalk of millet next to her.saewoo the roborovski hamster sitting in the hollow part of a wooden log. her face is covered in coconut soil and her little ham hands are gripping a thin slice of pork. there is also a stalk of millet next to her. she stares at the viewer, perhaps daring them to ask if her face is dirty.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the women
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🎃 Undead-Kate 🦇 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Database begged for pets idk why I ignored him there. Jail for mother
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some fizzgigs
fizzgig the grey and white rat having a sip from a waterbottlefizzgig the grey and white rat emerging from an autumn themed cube hidefizzgig the grey and white rat emerging from an autumn themed cube hidefizzgig the grey and white rat on her back in a box of crinkle paper getting tickled by her owner's hand
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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John W Buaas @johnwbuaas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Naps I Have Known and in Which I Luxuriated
Mish-Mish, the post-er's cat, in a not-atypical-for-her napping position.
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had yuzu and fizzgig out on my desk but disco is not allowed cause she's too much of a flight risk but i turned around to see her like this watching us from the cage and ive never felt so guilty in my life I'm so sorry babygirl
disco the grey and white hooded rat sitting on a ledge in her cage and looking out between the bars
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An ancient and magical amber bear 🐻 ✨ Carved some 10,000 years ago, it washed up on a beach at Fanø in Denmark from a submerged Mesolithic settlement under the North Sea. National Museum of Denmark in Copenhagen 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a small and ancient figurine of an amber bear carved some 10,000 years ago during the Danish Mesolithic period. The museum lighting makes the amber glow translucent orange against a dark display case background. The bear is displayed on a small metal stand viewed in profile facing right. The ears, muzzle, and mouth are defined. The neck has a polished groove suggesting it was once suspended on a cord. The characteristic shoulder hump of a brown bear is clearly defined. There are some finely incised horizontal lines along the belly. The legs are incomplete. Length 6.5cm. Amber has many properties which may have been associated with 'magic' for ancient peoples. For example, when rubbed against fur, amber produces static electricity which can give off sparks in the dark, make hair stand on end, and attract small things towards it.
The bear was found in 1991 on a west coast beach of the Danish North Sea island of Fanø. It is one of a small number of amber animal figurines from the Baltic Sea region which have been assigned to the Mesolithic period by means of a typo-chronological approach and /or other contextual information.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll accept all sorts of surreal imagery in Silent Hill, but this much publicly available housing anywhere near the British Isles is pushing it.
Silent Hill: Townfall screenshot showing many “For Sale” signs.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for whatever it's worth: as a political philosopher I fully cosign this message
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elon musk is a single mom @krkp.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
#aerti
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The waddler
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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すいか @sui-ka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
下からどあっぷ! #チンチラ
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米森@日記 @rtk-komemori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🐹メシの時間に遅刻してきたことに申し開きありますかねぇ 🐹ねぇ(圧) 5分くらいここで居座り抗議してたいよまる氏 寝坊してごめんね😢 #ハムスター
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello Saturday. 🐇 A little marginalia. #InternationalRabbitDay
Rabbit sat reading, marginalia.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.
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parrow @parrow-ham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gave her one of those lil sauce plates and i think she thinks it's a new toy?
saewoo the roborovski hamster standing on one of those tiny sauce plates. she looks down to sniff the plate. she is next to her water bottle and in front of her wheel.saewoo the roborovski hamster standing on one of those tiny sauce plates. all 4 of her lil paws fit on the plate, and she looks very pleased with herself. she is next to her water bottle and in front of her wheel.saewoo the roborovski hamster standing on one of those tiny sauce plates. she has plopped her tiny ham ass down on the plate and stretches up to her bottle's nozzle to get a drink of water. she is next to her water bottle and in front of her wheel.saewoo the roborovski hamster standing on one of those tiny sauce plates. she has plopped her tiny ham ass down on the plate and stretches up to her bottle's nozzle to get a drink of water. her mouth is open now so she can get some good sippies. she is next to her water bottle and in front of her wheel.
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parrow @parrow-ham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hamsters are like jelly 🐹
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Alex Strook 🐭⚡️SQUEAKROSS @alexstrook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nif nif activated
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
letting my cat choose her D2 identity. How's her loadout?
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 25/09/2026
in the reeds
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Capybara King @capy-king.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"WORM!"
ponzu the black rat with her wet looking mouth looking straight at the camera like a deep sea fish
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Raine 🌙 @hyskaris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No cat could resist a kind granny, and the packet of treats in her hand. 😸😹😻💖👏 This cat was stuck in a tree for days in the Netherlands. Even the Dutch fire brigade (de brandweer) failed to rescue it. And then this sweet woman came and unleashed her ingenuity 🥰 (Cr @jordyblaauwgeers) #cat #rescue
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is a real, unedited picture of Skateboard. She actually looked like that
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