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@excaliburss.bsky.social
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32 • she/they • queer • audhd • free palestine 🇵🇸 currently posts #IWTV / #TVL & #HeatedRivalry genealogy nerd • local history buff • gravestone cleaner • in love with the great lakes • ask me about my rock collection • lots of cat pics (mine & feral)

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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 13h
I’ve spent like 3 weeks now researching little bits and pieces of my hometown and it’s been genuinely so much fun and made me so much more fond of the place I am from. she is tiny she is redneck but she’s cute! she’s home! anyway a collection of pics from walks over the years of around town.
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 18h
this is at the point where I’ve had like 10+ locals who live in old houses beg me to do a feature on whoever built their house & it’s history lmao
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 21h
one of my stray cats just caught a fuckin rat under my car HELL YEA!!!! fuck yes!!!! (i have had two rat related incidents requiring $800+ in repairs to my car since living here)
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 22h
I’ve been wondering what all the drumming and distance loud voices were in my neighborhood and took me like an hour to realize it’s ITS HOMECOMING TONIGHT
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it’s one week until my birthday everybody!!!!!!! just fyi!!!!!!!
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
how am I supposed to go to bed when there’s rain to listen to!!!
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
man the chronic fatigue is chronically fatiguing huh
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw these at the art fair this weekend and have been trying to think of a joke to post it with that isn’t just like “it us” but I am too tired. look at gay I and gay II. it us
two antique books on a shelf with the same gold design on the spine. both say “the muses library” and are titled “GAY I” and “GAY II”
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the fall colors really just went oh shit sorry it’s october? WE’RE HERE NOW
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
9 years ago today I went to see one kitten and came home (to a pet free 400sqft studio apt) with two and they have made my life better every single day since even when they puke on rugs.
the first night home, baby frida and sylvia cuddling. sylvia is asleep curled up and fridas laying Long ways with her tongue out mid bathbaby sylvia night 1 at home and she wouldn’t stop “nursing” on my nose and ear. 4 months old mind you both of them teeny tiny laying on my couch all snuggled up and looking at me a little warily like who are you and why have you kidnapped usboth of them last night, cuddled on a different couch and much bigger but still sooooo cute
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m in the minority in that the worst I’ve ever been SA’d was having my ass grabbed on the street by a 16y/o kid. I (maybe unwisely) fuckin started screaming at him and over the course of the interaction basically explained to this child that touching someone w/o consent was assault, period.
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if I had a nickel for every time I’ve had a nosebleed all over my cat I’d have two nickels and i would give both nickels to my cat bc I am so sorry fuck
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hung up my ceramic donut and a couple other art fair things and I just have to show off my living room bc it’s my life’s work. 100% of the things here other than couch and rug are either thrifted/fb marketplaced or by a local artist/commissioned artist and i’m sooo proud of it & how ME it is
my living room, a grey couch and green coffee table with a big gallery wall behind it full of art and thingies. lots of shelves full of trinkets and doo dads and plants also visible. also my halloween decor!
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve never seen a reactor Get It as much as this person gets heated rivalry and I am having a BLAST youtube.com/@thesoftquee...
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
walked 2 much at the art fair and now my hips and knees and ankles are all soooo mad at me
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
haven’t done a full iwtv s1-2 rewatch since tvl ended but i think for some reason at 11:30pm on a sunday now is the time to start
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to be able to Look Down for extended periods of time without getting nauseous please. is that too much to ask
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
did I way overspend at the art fair today. maaaaybe. worth it for my new GIANT CERAMIC WALL DONUT? YA
big (6” or so) ceramic donut hanging on my gallery wall. it’s got pink frosting and sprinklesview from the bottom to show how Thick she is
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
strap for your airpods case at the art fair I guess
a bunch of mini strap ons hanging on a small chain. they were for holding ur airpod case but also could be for gay barbie
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
chickens at the art fair yall
a chicken!a dog reallllly leaning into the chickens cage
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
happy fifteen year anniversary of me getting hit by a car week 2 of being a college student, IMMEDIATELY posting this facebook status, continuing (limping with a totally fucked bike) to class, only to find out later that day when I went to university health services that I literally tore my achilles
this is a timehop screenshot bc I don’t have this fb acct anymore but it was a fb status that said: “just got hit by a car. pretty eventful day. (I'm fine)”

(I was not fine)
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
4am out of nowhere: AND ANOTHER THING! i don’t like in HR fic when people make waiters act like ginger ale is a weird thing to ask for & we don’t have that! ginger ale is a normal drink places stock!!! wait is this a midwest thing. REGARDLESS!!! I’m tired of shane hollander being ginger ale shamed
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the transition from sandals to socks and shoes is always tough but I made the shift today. missed u, doc martens. thank you for your service, birks 🫡
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you’ll never guess who really enjoyed a margarita with friends guys
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
giving myself a pep talk with such affirmations as “you WILL enjoy having a margarita with friends”
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just the concept of having plans after work on a friday is exhausting
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pixelated distraught yelling emoji with hands. i guess
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thinkin abt could be nice. could be. hands touch.
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
very exciting to read about a tree that was already over 100 when a newspaper was published in 1938 and then discover she’s still going strong!!! yay!!!!
a 1938 newspaper showing a photo of a tree and the text

ABOUT TREES
"Woodman, spare that tree," may have been the order given one hundred years ago by the early settlers of Holly in reference to the sturdy, magnificent white oak standing on
the south side of Sherman street a short distance east of the railroad
tracks. Some of the oldest residents of the village say that there has been little appreciable change in the appearance of the tree since the daye of their childhood and the diameter of its trunk gives quite conclusive evidence that it had withstood the winds of more than a century, before the advent of white man in this locality.
The tree pictured above has a spread of 80 feetstreet view of the same tree now! she is a giant
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can’t believe i’m still using this image 7 years later
text that says “mood since april 17th, 2019” (when the s4 finale aired)
and then a comic by @emilyscartoons that’s been edited to be about the magicians. it shows two people talking

“let’s not talk about the magicians anymore i can’t bear it”
“same”
(blank panel where they say nothing)
“THE THING IS THOUGH!!!”
“THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS!!”
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tumblr ask that says “remember the magicians? that was fucked up” and the answer by user shanesie says “that WAS fucked up.”
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this post is for an audience of 0 here probably but my god can you imagine what it would have been like if the magicians last two seasons debacle happened in a post-2020 fandom world instead of immediately preceding it. can you believe the magicians ended in april 2020. fuck
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day to my dear friend who came out as bi in her late-30s and sometimes asks me panicked questions abt queer culture such as “are bi people supposed to love frogs”
three texts:

do you like frogs
are bi people supposed to like frogs
i HATE frogs
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so hot but also my brain just goes get this boy a bottle of water and a simple carb…..let him rest…..
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
starting my period early on bi visibility day. this is biphobic
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this opossum is named akasha 🚨‼️
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw a billboard near the Ypsi/Ann Arbor border that said WHAT’S WORSE THAN OHIO? TARIFFS
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every time I turn on the bathroom light there’s a 50% chance sylvia will be standing there in the dark like this waiting for me to let her drink from the sink. and by that I mean ‘stick her whole head under the faucet and just kinda stick her tongue out randomly’
sylvia standing on my bathroom vanity looking back at me like CMON!!!!!her sticking her whole head under the water. she is drenched
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
getting my heated cat houses out again for the season and getting sad abt my baby feral girl who I loved for so many years that lived on my porch who died this past winter. man I did a good job of repressing that these past few months, oof
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this 1914 newspaper anti-caffeine ad is…..something else
a newspaper ad showing an illustrated black cat with arched back and the the text:

What Happened to the Cats?
Not long ago the U.S. Gov't. made some ex-• periments to determine the poisoning qualities of caffeine (the drug in coffee)
Twenty-seven healthy cats were given an average dose of 54-5 grains of caffeine-about
as
much of the drug as is contained in 2 cups of coffee.
What do you suppose happened?
The Cats all Died!
See Gov't. Bulletin No. 148, Bureau of Chem-
istry.
Of course they were only cats.
But there are plenty of people who dose themselves with enough caffeine every day to kill a cat and Cripple a Man, not at one blow, but by little blows repeated daily.
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the dental hygienist fucked me UP today damn
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no 👍
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
look at this guy. is he quite literally cutting cheese in his fuckin civil war solider portrait
an ornately framed early 1860s portrait of a man in a union soldiers uniform with a tin plate below him, he’s holding what looks like a hunk of cheese and a knife in it
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my whisker jar is one of my all time fav thrift finds
a blue glass bottle with ornate brass edges and designs. it’s a moroccan perfume bottle
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frida has been delinquent on her rent (losing a whisker so I can put it in my whisker jar) for months now and FINALLY paid up. yahoo
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
do you have stomach ulcers or are you, you know, “prone to gall bladder disease” 💁🏻‍♂️
a 1927 article from a eugenicist hack:

“he finds that the people who are prone to stomach ulcers have a mental make up in which there is great fearfulness. They have little stability of mood. They make quick adjustments to change an environment. They are ideal opportunists. They are mental sprinters, but with little endurance. However, after exhaustion, they are quickly rehabilitated by food, by short periods of rest, and by relief from anxiety. They have heterosexual urges.”
 a 1927 article from a eugenicist hack:

“on the other hand, the people who are prone to gallbladder disease have great stability of mood, they are phlegmatic, and they have slow reactivity. They have a little fearfulness. They are Placid, calm and not given to worries, fears or anxieties. They have more tendency to homosexual urges.”
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you would not believe the ego I am getting from roughly 60-70 facebook boomers who are going nuts for my lil daily local history posts
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