Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 11hI need a remote job so fucking bad I just know he wanted me to stay home and bake flapjacks with him 1354
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Database begged for pets idk why I ignored him there. Jail for mother 15516
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think I have the most ridiculous pets on the planet 47913
Reposted by Katie 🐌Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13692981539
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Genuinely always not as early for work as I want to be because I want to give my extremely frail and elderly rats separate portions of baby food at 7am so they don't smack fight over a single bowl 2250
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Showing my millipede my centipede tattoo so it gets body dysmorphia (Authors notes: I can joke about this) 2140
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Went to an entomology show today and got two new millipedes!!! 2150
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Database disgusted by Email trying on the witch hat however 0419
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel like "my pet rats enjoy their handmade crochet chicken hats" is an insane statement but email and Piglet both started boggling and piglet got the hiccups when we put the chicken hats on them. The evidence speaks for itself. 1023674
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The constant news articles on the BBC about stockpiling food are really starting to freak me out a little actually 050
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Making it a thing that I always take a selfie in front of the upturned ambulance beside The Swarm ride at thorpe park lol 2100
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Old man sofa spot so they can sit with me (Vinnie is in there too) 14910
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026He ate his spaghetti so fast all I captured was him licking every last atom of flavour from the bowl 3325
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Does anyone want to come to the Toby Carvery with me. I'm craving a Toby Carvery. 210
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ham flattening procedure whilst piglet sits idly by... 3559
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don't think I've been going that crazy at the gym but my weight hasn't changed but like half my work shirts are too tight around my biceps 💪 let's gooo 2130
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Getting emotional remembering the movie the iron giant lmao. I was watching it with Smithers when he chewed that hole in my blanket 🥲 050
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My housemate said "it's like agar.io where the big circle is eating smaller circles" 25211
Reposted by Katie 🐌ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What a cute baby water buffalo 😃 Look at those eyelashes 442062232
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Max is feeling so much better, his foot looks better and he's back to his usual squirmy wormy bug self 🐛🥰 3321
Reposted by Katie 🐌Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug 14140643207
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The vet said there's no evidence of a fracture OR a mass on Max! And he took an x-ray of his chest too and says that all looks ok. He's confused as to why it looks so bad for just a sprain so we have antibiotics but my little bug is home and happy 🥲 0140
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026His foot looked a little less swollen this morning, I'm really hoping it's broken or sprained. I didn't get a single in focus pic of him because he was in a great mood wriggling about 😭 got some kisses before I dropped him off for the x-ray 🥲 0130
Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Has bluesky been made aware of the fascism coded Brotein babybel rebrand we got in the UK? 210
