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Dr Mitten

@mittencrab.bsky.social
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gay, 30s. 🔞 | devil's minion brainrot. disregard. | sunrise, parabellum. | just a crab with mittens. please don't associate my real id or name with this profile. |

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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
literally why does it look like that
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🎃 Undead-Kate 🦇 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More Snoopy!!!
A quizzical yet vacant looking white rat A rat being compared in size to a small Chinese dwarf hamster A rat looking like a strange flightless bird Snoopy the rat reclining
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 09/10/2026
Flat illustration of a Mourning Dove, Blue Jay, and Chipping Sparrow each holding a fall leaf in their beak and walking in a parade-like manner. This is my US (eastern) version of last year's UK-focused illustration!
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good afternoon
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APOPO @herorats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'Tis the best day of the week! 🐭 Happy #FullCheekFriday from HeroRAT Bryden and trainer Mramba in #Tanzania. May the sun shine warm on your face this weekend! ☀️ #HelloWeekend #HeroRATs #FCF #SloMo
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
queen shit
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our staff is hard at work on your divination! We will be with you momentarily.
A digital illustration of various hamsters on a table cluttered with objects such as spellbooks, candles, herbs, and mushrooms. 

One hamster is asleep in the eye socket of a cat skull, another is eating a mushroom, two appear to be contemplating a spread of three tarot cards (three of swords, death, 10 of cups), another hamster investigates a bottle of spilled sunflower seeds, one is pawing at a glass bowl containing a newt (which is likewise pawing at the hamster from inside), and lastly a hamster appears to be scurrying off screen dragging a knife.
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Dr Mitten @mittencrab.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg what a good little guy
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🎃 Undead-Kate 🦇 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More Snoopy...
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Order Rodentia @orodentia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#RodentOfTheDay Dusky Rat (Rattus colletti) "Kunwinjku people of western Arnhem Land call this animal mulbbu, a name also applied to other rodent species. It was first described in 1904 by British zoologist Oldfield Thomas." bie.ala.org.au/species/http...
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Species: Rattus colletti (Dusky Rat)
Atlas of Living Australia species page for the Rattus colletti
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: Yes I'd really like to win the Nobel Prize so that places that failed to give me secure employment are shamed forever about it. Him: I meant sexual fantasies?
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pleasant midnight
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women 🙄
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Feli @vogelkasper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This entity has a riddle for you
Three rats, almost stacked, in a hammock.
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🎃 Undead-Kate 🦇 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Database you will be pet until you are smooth
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
letting my cat choose his destiny 2 identity (part 2 with Robert)
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Dr Mitten @mittencrab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pyjamas
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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how he sleeps knowing it's never more than a few minutes away from his next unprovoked attack
kaeyacat sleeping blissfully on my foot (which he will then attack)
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Sarah Hird, PhD @sarahhird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They all kind of look the same. They separate ecologically and altitudinally in some places. They hybridize sometimes. Beside genetics, there’s one good way to tell them apart… (Pic from www.cokesmithwildlife.com/genus-neotam...)
Natural history drawings of the chipmunks looking very similar to- little brown rodents with stripes
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
good afternoon
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still think about the conversation I had with an uber driver Him: so what do you do Me: I’m a video game writer Him: wait, video games? They have writing? What do you write? Me: you know when you open up a game and you see the words? Him: yeah? Me: those
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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APOPO @herorats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy #WorldAnimalDay! This year's theme is "See the World Through Their Eyes" and our #HeroRATs and HeroDOGs do exactly that, experiencing the world through their nose. Celebrate the animals that make our work possible: apopo.org/support-us #APOPO #ScentDetection
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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太田みき @pekopokomiki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
お散歩中だけど一応ご挨拶に来てくださる
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Fiona Creates @fionacreates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For size context... These are not big paintings.
4 miniature bird paintings and a pencil for size
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Dr Mitten @mittencrab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am SO charmed by these, thanks for sharing them with us! Genuinely cheering up some dark days for me, so thank you 💜
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Dr Mitten @mittencrab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When are we getting private accounts so we can depressed drunk post on main asking for a friend
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 03/10/2026
Brother Rye seems especially contemplative today
northern short-tailed shrew having a think and a smoke
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the weekend. You've got your silly bucket. Not a care in the world. Life is good.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Sunrise, Parabellum 🔞 @unsatisfieddesire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Collabed with @lemmynate.bsky.social (Lemmynate on AO3) who wrote SHIVERS' monologue for this one! Super excited to share it 🫁 #harrykim #kimharry #DiscoElysium #discoelysiumfanart
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Order Rodentia @orodentia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‘Humour makes us Cree, makes us human’: Kent Monkman’s first public sculpture is a condominium for beavers on Toronto’s waterfront www.theartnewspaper.com/2026/09/30/k...
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Kent Monkman’s first public sculpture is a condominium for beavers on Toronto’s waterfront
The permanent commission for the new Lassonde Art Trail reflects on the past, present and future of North America with Monkman’s characteristic quirky twists
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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Fiona Creates @fionacreates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Octobird the 2nd
Tiny paintings of a puffin and a wren on a pencil calendar grid
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao sometimes feels like tech people are in kindergarten tier English class!!!! We are currently paying *crazy money* for these people to realise something humanities grads understand and can wield expertly for less than the price of this bad software
resonated with me. As someone still experimenting and learning with Al filmmaking, I'm finding that generating something visually impressive is becoming easier, but creating something that actually makes people feel something is the real challenge.
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nicole @excaliburss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw these at the art fair this weekend and have been trying to think of a joke to post it with that isn’t just like “it us” but I am too tired. look at gay I and gay II. it us
two antique books on a shelf with the same gold design on the spine. both say “the muses library” and are titled “GAY I” and “GAY II”
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 02/10/2026
hey
a shrew has decided to perch on brother gregor's snout
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday night with The Barnacles. He's meeting his potential adopter tomorrow and I'm so excited for him! I'm gonna miss him SO much but this is the gig.
A very perfect and good tabby and white cat, half grown, loafed on the back of the couch. His ears are ginormous and he's sort of in a wonky growth phase. But he's adorable.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No she’s not.
TLS: Mary Beard on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Dr Mitten @mittencrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The bravest, most handsome boy 🥹
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Will @umhamsterlammy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The wee Ruby-crowned Kinglets passing through on their Fall migration. None of these birds are showing a red crown; it's often hidden, and only the males have them.
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vegansquirrelman.bsky.social @vegansquirrelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chip on front porch
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Dr Mitten @mittencrab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love him!!
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