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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious the poor woman thought her cat could understand her. When I got home, I told my dog and we had a good laugh!!!

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sorry but no

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck

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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026

Never lose your keys again

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 18/09/2026

The city of Portland plans to name Sept. 25 “Dolly Parton Day” in honor of the music icon who died in August. theoregonian.visitlink.me/gHKF8v 📷: AP #dollyparton #dollypartonday #9to5 #memorial #portland #portlandoregon #theoregonian

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A smoking barefoot pet telling the HOA to fuck off

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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 14/09/2026

New nightmare burger just dropped

Another AI burger, and my god it’s hideous

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

38 years ago today Bad Religion return with their third album, Suffer - their first full-length in five years and one of their best selling albums of all time. #punk #punks #punkrock #suffer #badrelegion #history #punkrockhistory #otd

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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

linktr.ee/Purrinink 🐈‍⬛🤍

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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Good morning Blueys🩵🌏💜☮️🐈‍⬛🎶

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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.

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Chris Neilson @mancminstrel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Anyone who has been owned by a cat (not the other way around!) will recognise this 🐈‍⬛🐈 #catsofbluesky #Catsky #Blueskycats #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Lake Ontario

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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Patric Reynolds @patricjreynolds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

True things I have said to my dog, Part 1: “You smell like if dirt had a butt.” “No. We do NOT. Eat. Dad’s Apple Pencil. “You know cat poop is actually BAD for you, right?”

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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The kitty won 🐾

A fluffy black cat with large round eyes lies comfortably on a purple carpet, facing the viewer with a calm, slightly mischievous expression. An open wooden door reveals a softly lit room beyond, but the cat makes no attempt to go through it. The walls are painted in deep purple tones, contrasting with the warm beige light spilling through the doorway. Above the illustration, handwritten text humorously reads: “Great news! After screaming until the human got up to open the door for me, I’ve decided I don’t actually want to go in or out. I just wanted it open.” The scene playfully captures the wonderfully illogical behavior that so many cat owners know well.

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

36 years ago today Babysitters on Acid is the first album by the American punk rock band the Lunachicks, released on this day in 1990 by Blast First Records #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #lunachicks #history #punkrockhistory #otd

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You have to show picture ID to buy cocaine. Why shouldn't you have to show it to vote?

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/07/2026

This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both (IG: bruno_da_doxie_doggie)

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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

CAT PERSON: A human who has rearranged their entire life to accommodate the preferences of a 14 pound roommate who pays no rent.

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Leslie J. Anderson @lesliejanderson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The last time men forced women back into the kitchen we put shrimp in jello. We’ll do it again!

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Jesus Zoidberg: Taller than Willie Lampkin @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

They're going to have Graham lie in state in the Capital building, but at 1:00 P.M on July 17th, Lebron James will pop out of the casket, wearing the jersey of the team he intends to play on, per Windy.

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺

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Bonnie @bonniefitz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If things come in three's, I'm bringing my bottle of champagne up to the kitchen fridge.

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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham didn't report he had a conversation with Mitch McConnell, but I can report he's probably having one now.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The Reuben is the best sandwich on Earth, hands down. In fact, the top half-dozen or so sandwiches are all Reubens—just different variations on the theme. It’s a krauted field.

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INFOWARSelf_NK correspondent @unexpectedsand.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

"Rejecting medicine through cryptocurrency" so THIS is why Infowars doesn't give health insurance to their flat elves.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026

I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes.

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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Seems like a good time to remind people the USWNT has won 4 World Cups! ⚽️

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

My three-year-old was talking to Mitch McConnell when she turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why do people think the nice turtle man is dead?” And when I told her “Because Laura Loomer said so,” she started crying.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Highly annoyed to learn that pickleball involves absolutely no pickles.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm thinking of having just beer for dinner tonight. It'll be a 3 Coors meal.

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Released 43 years ago today Suicidal Tendencies eponymous debut album, featuring the track Institutionalized. #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #suicidaltendencies #history #punkrockhistory #otd

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

50 years ago today #50years #punkrockhistory

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

🖤 In memory of the one and only Marianne Joan Elliott-Said aka Poly Styrene, frontwoman of the punk rock band X-Ray Spex, born on this day in 1957, Bromley, United Kingdom 🖤 Photo by Ian Dickson #punkrock #womenofpunk #polystyrene #xrayspex #punkrockhistory #otd

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Shipping companies say the Strait of Hormuz is closed. A guy who shits himself in public and thinks people should drink bleach says it is open. For busy American motorists, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The Constitution says that children born in the United States are citizens of the United States. A guy who jokes about pubic hairs on Coke cans says that they are not. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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