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Aaron D. Proctor @racetoperu.neocities.org · 8h

A Choose Your Fighter screen with some of the more memorable Philadelphia Eagles fans

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 12h

That will be Zach Berman when he's the Eagles HC next year.

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12h

“Lights-out closer who throws over 100” is a pretty specialized job that generally involves pitching one inning. Trying to get more than that is so tempting, but really difficult. (Ask me how I know, sigh.)

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Also, I'll continue to stand by what I said, this sucks, but I've been through worse.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Well, I'm doing what the Eagles offense did, going to sleep. Going to have a night coffee and relax. Try not to kill each other fam, we're all pissed.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Howie taking an off ball LB in the first round last year also biting them in the ass.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

All I will say, and you know it won't be, is see where they are two weeks from now before their bye.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

For some reason I get caught up in the Jalen vortex. Fact is, no matter what I or you think, he has to show something with this offense or next year, even if you want to tear down the coaching staff, it's going to be tough to acquire the best offensive minds if they think the QB is limited.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

I'm like in the top 10% of Hurts supporters. He didn't have a good game. Like the Phillies stuff, it doesn't absolve worse offenders.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

You want to get on Nick, this is the 5th week in a row, after halftime, that the other team made adjustments and they didn't.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Again, it's early, they're 2-2. But some of the smoke about the coach will be because they really need to know about 2027, do they have an OC they can use or not, has the QB hit his ceiling or not. As long as Sirianni is there, it's a pretty big variable.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

That's the key word by the Handsome one here; COMPETATIVE. We understand the injuries, but besides one drive where they had some decent runs, they looked like the Phillies batting against Ray Kerr.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

I am a pro Hurts guy, but you can't be in the league for that many years and the opponent just say, yeah, we're going to blitz you every third down. There has to be answers.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

I'm not going to defend anyone here. I don't know if Mannion is good or not; I like some of the ideas, but no rhythm. Sirianni, he has been the constant. Hurts looked like he did against Tampa Bay in 2021.

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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 15h

Eagles with 172 yards of total offense -- their lowest total in a game in the last 12 YEARS (!!!). 68 net passing yards -- their lowest total in a regular-season game in the last 23 YEARS (!!!).

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

I am going to have to delete so many posts when he's the Eagles QB next year.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

Here is the issue, and again, early in the year; you need to know certain things before the year ends regarding the future.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

The Sirianni tush push in his own side of the field, that was awful. The decision to go for it on 4th inside the 2, that wasn't. Him running down the field to call timeout and not getting to while a another play with no chance is run and fails? On him.

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 15h

Jalen Hurts averaged 3.4 yards on his 27 attempts this afternoon. Produced 68 yards net passing

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

This game got important because of the injuries, next week might have been a penciled loss you can live with.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

I do think everyone is reading it wrong; if people go, A LOT of people will go.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

I'm very unhappy with the offense. Maybe it's the injuries, maybe its 2020 when they tried to marry too much and it all fell apart.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

Damn, it is wasn't for the injured, I'd be right. Still, unacceptable all around. Just terrible.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

It should have been 27-10, but Hurts fumbled a snap, and then they once again were not prepared to run a 4th down play.

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Jourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 15h

Have allowed one completion in seven passing attempts on third down; Eagles 0/11 on third down overall.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

Offense just did nothing right and injuries. Just not good enough to have any options on third down.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

Going for it there was the right call, but the snapping the ball with 0 left on the clock was a last year issue.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16h

I think at your 40, without Lane, without Landon, without Saquon, and DeVonta, you punt unless it's within a yard. The 3rd down play was also ass.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16h

I think that is Nick reacting to Nick last week. Too far there.

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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 16h

The Eagles are 0/7 on third down today.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16h

Eagles without RB 1, WR 1, TE 1, G1, T1; so it's very hard for me to make sweeping judgements on the offense.

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