Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 4hSix months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 14553751202
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansGrandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 4hPetrichor [PET-rih-kor] (n.) - The pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather. Use: "The petrichor of a sudden summer shower, mingled with the golden light of the setting sun, transported me straight back to my boyhood on an Iowa farm.” 39120
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansAl Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 4hThe 85-year-old South African judge has spent decades fighting apartheid and genocide.aljazeera.comWho is Navi Pillay, winner of the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize?The 85-year-old South African judge has spent decades fighting apartheid and genocide. 317551
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansAlex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 4hIf nothing else, just read the opening paragraphs of the new @vevalenz.bsky.social piece. This sort of casual cruelty, and worse, is so common in U.S. jails/prisons that to most it barely registers as scandalous—but it is, and this reporting really matters: boltsmag.org/california-p... 9355147
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 4hIf CAPITALISTS didn't INVENT TIME how come I DATED ONE and now MY PERIOD is LATE 2613
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5hi've identified the Dockers store where Michael Tracy bought and then subsequently returned these pants after wearing them. i will be pursuing criminal prosecution. 2325265504
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansAsh vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 18hDenying Catholic priests the ability to administer sacraments to Catholic prisoners is objectively insanely offensive to Catholicism in a way that almost nothing else could be 221768360
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeanscoach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 10h“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?” 231264161
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 9hWanted to circle back really quick to check in on that "ai is going to cure cancer" topic we discussed. Any progress on that 1512412
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansBenoît PROVOT @benoitprovot.bsky.social · 11hIn france we hear "woop woop assassin de la police" youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c?...youtu.beKRS-One - Sound of da Police (Official Video)YouTube video by KRSOneVEVO 3174
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21hMe, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast 161064112
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 21hWe seem to be having some success with hot smart people who are good at television, has anyone thought of trying this before 351477179
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026a livestreamed execution is just a lynching 274100621962
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 185110161837
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373571852
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026our parrot has decided he loves campbells tomato soup. since he can only drink like, a shotglass full of it, we always have a bowl (minus one shot) of tomato soup leftover. because of this i have perfected my grilled cheese procedure: 2685163
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026me to the person sitting next to me on the bus: “u know…hemry the local bartender on blue sky…the one whose parrot likes campbells tomato soup” 1698971
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 1769651589
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansNPR @npr.org · 07/10/2026Researchers uncovered the graves of more than 1,000 children next to juvenile detention facilities in 29 states. At one Maryland gravesite, 230 Black boys are buried. n.pr/4zauALan.prOver 1,000 children are buried at juvenile detention centers nationwideResearchers uncovered the graves of more than 1,000 children next to juvenile detention facilities in 29 states. At one Maryland gravesite, 230 Black boys are buried. 6519911196
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026she's got that joie de leave 442788466
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21691821686
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansceej @ceej.online · 06/10/2026Interesting. I guess the New York Times thinks it’s appropriate for their employees to threaten to bonk me on the head and play horseshoes with my prominent goose egg. To fill my mouth with piano keys that fall out while tweety birds circle around my noggin. To turn my head into a giant whistle, 879153
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 05/10/2026I believe it is good to be polite to robots not because they have consciousness (they do not) but because it is bad for the soul to let oneself become a vehicle for cruelty, even if directed at inanimate objects. 1666072
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansUnited Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Carlos" shares, "I've worked in ag for 15+ years in the Brawley, CA area. Right now I'm driving the tractor preparing the land for planting. The temperature is over 105°, so I have to drink a lot of water to avoid dehydration." #WeFeedYou 15648162
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansSedna51 @sedna51.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know I’m getting old because I just put my feet up and that shit absolutely hit 1404
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 27369501090
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays. 311387147
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansBilly Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There is no McTry. There is only: 483104569
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026feels like at least part of what is happening is that a lot of people want politics to solve the "my life feels empty" problem and the populist right is directly appealing to them 973724438
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026all this is both foolish and unnecessary 81126418
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses 572932243
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 22689373
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansRick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The staffers who assured Eric Shmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified. 824694696
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansgains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter 571147122
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeanspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124102647
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Art thou a silk-worm? Dost thou spin thy own shroud out of thyself? 416054
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansNiaouro Psaka 25:17 @niapsaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is just a modern Herodotus. 041
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 61182148
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49103221829
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Luckily, Dennis' physique fits neatly inside a coozie on cold mornings. 2705106
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers” 16865172
Reposted by cheesebeyondmymeansSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti 2733888