Reposted by Sedna51The Onion @theonion.com · 8hEnvironmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up theonion.com/environmentalists-warn… 5925106
Reposted by Sedna51Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 7hreading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous 333267
Reposted by Sedna51Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14hI do not have children but I would like the lives of parents to be made easier with the abundance of wealth we have in this country because, say it with me now, we live in a society. Thank you. 866789
Reposted by Sedna51BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12hI loved him because he sweated like mad and always said “oh my god, that was so hard, I think I’m gonna die” at the end 81147
Reposted by Sedna51BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14hthis is the only political ad that understands the situation 547948
Reposted by Sedna51Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight 17122592562
Reposted by Sedna51Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 246242385628
Reposted by Sedna51A. Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It is important to always remember the internet’s true purpose: developing parasocial relationships with others people’s pets 0192
Reposted by Sedna51Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have been blessed by the friend onion :). 803677587
Reposted by Sedna51Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now 19926256
Sedna51 @sedna51.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me when I don’t care enough to have a take on the discoursestatic.klipy.comBobby Hill King Of The HillAlt: Bobby Hill meditating in front of incense 290
Reposted by Sedna51slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview 1392846333
Sedna51 @sedna51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Made the exciting and dangerous discovery that my local Wegmans carries fancy black truffle potato chips. AUMP 2120
Reposted by Sedna51Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you haven’t already turned off Meta’s terrible “use my stuff for whatever!” AI: - Go to your Insta profile - Click the hamburger stack (3 lines) for settings - Scroll to “sharing and reuse” - Toggle Meta AI settings off (I only have Reels, you may also have Posts) 88961
Reposted by Sedna51SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Why don't you come chat with us about the Leader at the welcome center?" "Will there be beer?" "Beer is not allowed." "Homer no function beer well without." 49721
Reposted by Sedna51Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why doesn't he rely on in his body's natural defenses? 328563
Sedna51 @sedna51.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can we have nothing good in this world!!!! Fs in the chat for a gummi king 360
Sedna51 @sedna51.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my mom worked as an editor and her favorite was the very serious piece that talked about "pubic schools" 070
Sedna51 @sedna51.bsky.social · 24/09/2026looking up lightning on Wikipedia and it just hit me how weird it is as a concept. imagine explaining to an alien that the air sometimes gets really excited and tries to kill everything it touches 160
Reposted by Sedna51Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026lol where the fuck is this energy for Catholic hospitals that have literally denied people healthcare in the interested of forced pregnancies? Including for sexually assaulted children? 158396
Reposted by Sedna51finallysock.bsky.social @finallysock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026here it is - J! bowl game category, brought to you by Bad Boy Mowers 730750
Reposted by Sedna51Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They're also almost always about women and queer people in left-leaning spaces, which says whom we reflexively think of as toxic or annoying. I guarantee some fantasy football league is falling apart over some petty asshole, but he doesn't become a symbol for the annoying left. He can just be Jeff. 301445210
Reposted by Sedna51Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The queer bar story and the bad art friend story and any number of other "toxic person in a small community" stories succeed because they're inherently compelling narratives about people who transgress boundaries in ways we can recognize from our own lives. (FOR FUCK'S SAKE CONTINUED KEEP READING.) 990998
Reposted by Sedna51SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Hey, hey! Sabu! Uh, I need another magnum of your best champagne here, eh? And bring us the finest food you got stuffed with the second finest." "Excellent, sir... Lobster stuffed with tacos." 17515
Reposted by Sedna51BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You will never take my joy from me 431856158
Reposted by Sedna51Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🧵A second sketchy bus journey has hit the timeline 0229
Reposted by Sedna51arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6246781031
Reposted by Sedna51particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me 2637166
Reposted by Sedna51Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026honestly I love a good masque of the red death reboot, let him cook  1884
Reposted by Sedna51leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916. 5107793
Reposted by Sedna51Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group 541987457
Sedna51 @sedna51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trouble With The Snap was before my time, so I was reading up on it today and Michigan State celebrated so hard that Jalen Watts-Jackson broke his hip?!?! Bruh 110
Reposted by Sedna51TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 562652403
Reposted by Sedna51Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hokay, rescue mission time: who would like A HOUND PUPPY of their very own?? 1842698
Sedna51 @sedna51.bsky.social · 21/09/2026LRT: I work in higher ed/medical research and gotta give credit to Harvard for being one of the few groups that said "fuck you, make me" when they first started going after universities. wish my school had done that! 140
Reposted by Sedna51Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/09/2026That 2025 stint when every institution scrambled to bow before the eternally beloved god emperor's million-year reich was weird at the time and only looks weirder and weirder in hindsight. Way way way weirder than any of the alleged excesses of Woke 1 71313232
Reposted by Sedna51Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 21/09/202631% net positive on military junta, higher than Trump dying in his sleep, is....absolutely something 27654113
Sedna51 @sedna51.bsky.social · 21/09/2026accidentally bought the fancy organic blueberries at Wegmans. It gives me no pleasure to report that they are extremely good 1100
