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Mike Typo

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Doll @dollspace.gay · 03/10/2026
"Is the AI concious, is it like a human, is it a machine god to be?" Insane questions from the culturally Christian. LLMs are Sumerian type demons that can be summoned, bound and charged with tasks. They exist in their own cateogory.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing is if you want a comic about "functioning social programs improving a struggling city" much to Batman's dismay you can just make that. You can do it right now. That's how art works.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's funniest about this is that, if true, she spent years wading through oceans of posts about "Argle McBargle" and how unbelievably selfish, mean-spirited, and straight up dumb-as-a-rock she is, and then thought "Phew good I haven't been canceled."
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if altman felt there was jail time in the mix for releasing these genuinely dangerous automated processes into society this stuff would not happen
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Dr. Rose Bridges (she/her or they/them) @composerose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The lesbian bar story does seem to have been pushed into the mainstream by some unsavory characters, but I don't think that changes that the reason this took off as hard as it did was queer, disabled, otherwise marginalized people who've seen this drama with our own eyeballs play out a dozen times
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If there's one thing that everyone in the furry community knows and that has been proven out time and time again by twenty-odd years of Something Awful goons et al, it's that there's only one kind of person who spends that much time thinking about furries.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This guy needs an urgent MRI scan
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Mike Thompson @passwordismiket.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very important to learn the lesson that abusers are capable of copying the language of social justice and/or therapy.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.
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Andrew Graham says sub to Mitten Football @andegraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“My bar isn’t interested in revolutionary praxis” might be THE MOST in-need-of-grass-touching sentiment I’ve ever come across
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Taylor Lorenz story is like a media outlet hiring a cheery young woman as their gas station bath salts reviewer and everyone being somehow shocked by her ensuing trajectory.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Is Donald Trump AI?" thread closed after ten thousand posts.
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’re like five minutes from sharks with frickin’ laser beams in the Reflecting Pool
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I take a day off from Bluesky someone literally loses their whole damn mind.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This ad is a pro-trans dog whistle virtuously designed to mislead hogs. “Washington needs to stay out of it” the only thing Washington is doing is trying to impose a national ban, Washington staying out of it means “no ban”
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel about this roughly the same way I would feel about all the pharmaceutical companies getting together to say they wanted to waive anti-trust laws so they could form a cartel to ban medical research: these people are the enemies of humanity.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Something's wrong with Mitch clearly he has dead eyes and weird, creepy smile" Did you just start following politics *this week* or something? This is a campaign ad from 2014. This is people doing their most POSITIVE portrayal of the man. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrdT...
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McConnell Working for Kentuckians
YouTube video by Mitch McConnell For Senate
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tmbhmltn.bsky.social @tmbhmltn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well sure, I guess, if you look at policy but is policy *really* what’s most important?
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All nationalism is fake but "we founded an independent country because we were angry about the prevailing price of oil and natural gas and disagreed with federal policies regarding pipeline investment" is even faker than usual.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Simpsons meme

A journalist in a press conference audienxe standing up & asking

me watching everyone suddenly turning on Ed Sheeran:

WHY NOW? WHY NOT THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU EVER HEARD HIS MUSIC?
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a dumb tiny thing but it is also genuinely exactly why he loves tariffs so much: the ability to set economic policy on a whim based on his own personal desires of the moment. It’s mad king shit and essentially the opposite of how stable economic management works
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i dont think that's heaven.......
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every Rahm Emanuel for president boomlet is sourced to Rahm, Rahm in a hat, Rahm wearing a fake mustache, and Rahm in jeans with a toothpick in his mouth. Bluesky convinces itself those are four different guys who represent, conservatively, 98% of the Democratic Party.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So this SUCKS and also confirms some nasty suspicions I've had ever since I first caught wind of this movie. Shame on you, A24 scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...
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Statement On V/H/S SCP Foundation Film - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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Jen in Motion @jeninmotion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And you know what? Not a single one of my presidential primary choices has won in my lifetime of voting and I didn't act like a spoiled little chud over it. If you did, you are a fucking loser and you should be ashamed of your goddamn self and maybe git gud.
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mean I get what she’s saying but I very much did vote for anti-gay marriage Democrats in the late 2000s, including Obama.
You would never vote for a Democrat that says they don't support access to your health care and civil rights and you should stop expecting trans people to do that.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FYI, if you're literally just here for the "Eat God" teasers and would rather not have to wade through a bunch of shitposts about sucking dick to find them, you can follow the @penguinking.games blog instead.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
its like the recurring joke I make about why Toyota can't use the most arguably impressive user story about their products in advertising
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Dantastic @dantastic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So what's the Batman equivalent? Gray Daredevil?
A kid on a bus calls Daredevil 'Red Batman.'
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tmbhmltn.bsky.social @tmbhmltn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think there’s a pretty straightforward conclusion here considering Dave’s whole career has been doing profiles of people he wants to do drugs with
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why 38? Because there are 380 active users on the site.
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So long as the MAGA movement remains viable electorally, it does not much matter how conciliatory Democrats are, since the GOP will renege on everything. Conversely, if MAGA suffers a significant collapse, countries will feel much more comfortable engaging with the US.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The one exception to my "tear it all down, erase him from history" policy is these coins. Any attempt to destroy them will only result in the remaining ones becoming more valuable as collectors items. I suggest instead that we mint even more of these and make them the new penny.
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nona coco @norawallis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Isn’t “wearing makeup” how you disclose that you’re wearing makeup? Like it’s literally on your face.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Until I see literally any other photo of this I'm going to have to assume it's like the black-and-blue/white-and-gold dress thing from a few years back, some weird artifact of the photo and lighting. But I look forward to being proven wrong.
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Teefa @tifaret.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Creating an ontology of deserved suffering is part of the moral machinery of fascism. Creating an aesthetic mythology of yourself as the righteous agent entitled to inflict suffering is part of the machinery of fascism. Dehumanizing those you have judged deserving of it reproduces that machinery.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What's really going to be crazy is a week from now when there's a bunch of YouTubes and TikToks about how Will Stancil exposed and betrayed the sophisticated "pretend to be ICE and trick them into fighting each other" network.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/09/2026
"they took the money to inspect the food to build trump a helipad"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026
coyote vs acme was pretty decent but by the fourth gratuitous sex scene i was kind of over it
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A Golden Apple with “Kallisti” inscribed.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The thing about drone video of a loud thing is that the closest thing to the microphone is a very loud drone.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Steinem, as a NY resident, didnt actually die with less rights than she had in her life, or even a few years ago, bc NY is a state that has worked to protect those rights unlike others. Pretending otherwise is encouraging ppl to think that there is nothing to fight for and they should just give up.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@talkwordy

Dear 30-something lady with
license plate M4M4BEAR: I am
sorry MAMABEAR was taken but
you have made a terrible mistake.
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 02/09/2026
A journalist advertising that they don't care about the facts of a story if they dislike the subject isn't doing journalism.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just like in one of my favourite movies, only this time the Nazi was the patient.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After some posts today I feel like this really does need further clarifying. The Cadets programs are *not* part of the Canadian Armed Forces. The American equivalent would be closer to Boy Scouts than the ROTC.
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Mike Typo @miketypo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know some small number of people think it's really important for some reason, but frankly, basically no one actually caring enough to even keep asking whether Mitch McConnell is dead or alive actually seems like a very appropriate final chapter of his career.
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