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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14h
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Once you poop you cannot stoop!"
Prongles"That English idiot who thinks he can speak our language"
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Speedy’s caff near Euston this morning (the Sherlock one, iykyk) then saluted these GBOL
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still think the time someone told me (and several others) off for talking about crisps despite the ongoing genocide in Gaza is my favourite 'Classic Bluesky' moment. But this is a good one.
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lovely stuff here
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham’s speech should just be him playing air guitar to LSD by Northside
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Honestly, if Stoke end up being awarded the FA Cup I’ll never forgive Man City. Or Everton.
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The safety conscious Billy Joel.
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GlennA @glennairey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can understand folk having a chuckle at Tony Pulis but I can tell you he doesn’t believe for a moment that Stoke could or should get the 2011 FA Cup and nor do (m)any fans. The reason you’re hearing this stuff is purely because he does three fucking podcasts a day after meals.
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Martin Fitzgerald @4hundredblows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A City fan on the radio has just likened the club’s rule breaking to historical examples of Mancunian protest and insubordination - like the suffragettes and Peterloo.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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harrysword.bsky.social @harrysword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine Tom Jones doing ‘film star’ by Suede 🔥
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sensational wellend in the crowd at the cricket there
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Babysitting for a mate tonight so knocking about with this queen
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I get why people are sniffy about international football but this has been a really entertaining game and Cucurella’s scored a dead funny own goal
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Has Tuchel brought on six defenders yet?
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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Kev Kilroy @silkykilroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just been looking at that Bayeux Tapestry, some cracking stuff on it
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tell you what we don’t see enough of, that Kronenbourg advert with Cantona in it
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blimey a decent game of the cricket!
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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 24/09/2026
Thanks but no thanks, Temu.
Cilla Black t-shirt
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This animated map shows a day of actual UK train movements, delays and all! On 19 August 2026 the network peaked at 1,794 trains moving at once. Even around 3am, at least 141 were running. Passenger services wind down, but freight and maintenance keep rolling. Source: buff.ly/0zrhl41
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Tony Taylor @itstonyt10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bizarre things that happened in your assembly: Our headmaster spotted an earring glinting from the ear of soon-to-be ACR frontman Simon Topping. Outraged, he shouted "there's a boy there wearing an EARRING! Topping, on your feet lad. This is a grammar school, not a pirate's cove!"
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let’s be honest, we all find this very exciting
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 22/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember when England played against a defense featuring him AND Romero and Tuchel took off all his attackers?
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@rafesher.bsky.social can you come and collect Brady please?
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 19/09/2026
It’s a £41k job now that’s alright.
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine being @junkyardfool.bsky.social now, watching this while full of stout and kebab
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
13.46%!
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Justin Trudeau, 2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
So Oxford United just launched, and then quickly withdrew, a new American football-style shirt collection. This was the launch image:
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@harrysword.bsky.social
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Rotterdam docker” sounds like a tremendous euphemism
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
With thanks to @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social Last night’s Edinburgh pints Jarl and Pentland IPA
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Evening @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social , in Edinburgh tomorrow night but for reasons ended up near Princes Street which I don’t know as well as haymarket, any decent pubs round there?
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Orkney Best in the Globe Inn in Aberdeen, treasures both
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All those "ed sheeran wont be happy at farage's day out at portman road" Ipswich fans look pretty silly now
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Ian Herbert @ianherbert95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did you see the HSBC lost cricket ground exchange last week by any chance..? 👀
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 13/09/2026
My two favorite photos of Trump's trip to Ireland, where he seems not to have gotten his ass kissed like he expected.
Trump sitting with Irish President Catherine Connolly looking beaten down and haggard. She is smiling winsomelyTrump leaving his meeting with Irish President Catherine Connolly, looking even more beaten down. He's wearing the face he wore after meeting privately with Putin in Helsinki. Putin smiled broadly after that meeting. Connolly is smiling too.
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6TownsMart @6townsmart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Always good to see a member of our group making the most of Bruges Beer Festival and enjoying indigenous beer styles typical of The Belgian nation
A glass of beer that looks more like a chocolate desert with cream on top and a biscuit and straw
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Mike @mikethegerm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@daveproudlove.bsky.social
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harrysword.bsky.social @harrysword.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine Cilla Black doing ‘bicycle race’ by Queen.
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