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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 8h
That is quite the thought process
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 8h
One to save for the kid when it’s older
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These yank lunatics are doomed, and we’re either going to be vaporised or have to start learning Russian or Chinese
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some differing tastes on my timeline
Dirty bastards
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WarringtonThat
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say FUCKING FUCK ME
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My hot take on the city business is, they haven’t done anything wrong, the rules are a load of shit. We had over a century of rich owners spunking what they liked on their chosen clubs. And masses of United fans were desperate for an oil cunt to take them over and do the same instead of Ratcliffe
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Without wanting to continue this very boring subject, I see it’s all Liverpools fault
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evening @infinitejest.bsky.social have you checked out Phoebe’s biceps, she could tear you limb from limb
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kenneth Williams: Ooh Matron
ALT: Kenneth Williams: Ooh Matron
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Dale Johnson @dalejohnsonbbc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you were getting the impression that the saga over Manchester City's 115 charges was almost over, think again. There are three potential scenarios and none of them are great for the Premier League. 👇 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Manchester City charges: What punishment could club face after Premier League verdict and will they appeal?
It has taken more than two years, but a judgement finally appears to have been made on the 115 charges levelled against Manchester City. Here's what it means.
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This boxing on sky is dire, i know I’m still watching it but that doesn’t mean it’s any good
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trafford in nets, least we don’t have to see that gormless cunt Pickfords face for once #ENGSPA
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Motsi looks like she’s been at the fat jabs, preferred when she looked like she knew her way round a few pints of Guinness and some scampi fries
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trip out to New Mills to see them playing the lapsed Bert’s from Maine Road
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
10, but only 2 that I’ve seen the whole way through
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Headlands School, Bridlington, the epicentre of staff diddling pupils (i went to the other secondary school in the town) www.hellorayo.co.uk/greatest-hit...
hellorayo.co.uk
Report into historical child sex abuse at Bridlington's Headlands School
Headlands School in Bridlington has been included in a report published by the...
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Caught him an absolute peach there www.instagram.com/reel/DdhKiJ_...
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yursss!!! An all time classic of the genre
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Presumably Gibbs-White has developed locked in syndrome for Tuchel to consider picking Mainoo ahead of him
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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
According to this, Frank, he was a model prisoner #PoliceSquad
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*mutes “Piddington”*
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From 30 degrees by the pool to 15 degrees and rain for the school run, fuck this shitty arsed country
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Double parked at 2pm
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And why not dive into an Irish stew before noon, even the waitress called me a dirty bastard
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Day 3
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lager in a cider glass 🎉
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Next stop Alicante
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Benidorm in the morning #nosurrender4daybender
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hang on, United qualified for the champs league but they’re still playing a pub team on a Thursday night? Is it on channel 5 as well?
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nothing says Derby like a pineapple and kiwi rekorderling
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lord humungous from max mad 2 speaking into a microphone:
just buy my mum a bungalow and i will spare your lives.
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not so much failed it, more like he never fucking started it
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MiserableX @onlytoad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Looks like firing all of the tenured air traffic controllers and replacing them with 20 year old Twitch streamers is really paying off.
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Going to miss the Everton or United fume while I’m driving back over the Pennines, I’m sure they’ll all still be moaning by the time I’m home though
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And relax
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cycled 55 miles to see the Tolkien sculptures in Roos, once I’ve washed my undercarriage I shall be frequenting a public house
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
44 miles done, 10 to go 🚴
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Still unsure which is Wirtz strongest side, because he’s equally useless whichever foot he uses
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The 3 likes must be from bots
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
4th September and work have sent out the date for the Xmas Party, soon be Easter
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Glorious Friday morning
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Man Splashing in Rain with Umbrella
ALT: Man Splashing in Rain with Umbrella
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found more dogs on deaths door in a couple of years than Battersea has in 150 years
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dislocation, Dislocation, Dislocation.
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In “doesn’t look the type” news *he absolutely fucking does
Nonce
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And we’re off, just some little shit being sent home with a ridiculous haircut and a parent complaining their kid should be allowed to wear Nike air max to school for the hattrick
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just stop oil are back are they, guess they’re back to their day job after the summer internships at mummy and daddy’s companies
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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