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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 7h
When you clock it's 3°C outside...
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 17h
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 17h
*taps screen* I won't tire of stating the English Premier League is the racket that broke all of football. There are no victim clubs in it. There are victim fans in it but they're always, always victims of their own clubs who are happy to sign up to the racket.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 17h
Piss off #pissoff #thenewwildswimming
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 18h
One of my favourite B&S songs #puredeadmagic youtube.com/watch?v=T_us...
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Belle and Sebastian - String Bean Jean (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*Saves post stating it's only a matter of time until Harry Kane becomes a Ronaldo sized problem for England until the November international break to drafts*
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Automatic For The People was released 34 years ago yesterday. I saw them at T In The Park in 2005. Pure dead magic! youtube.com/watch?v=61rx...
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R.E.M. - Man On The Moon (Live 8 2005)
YouTube video by Live 8
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The poor sod!
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking hell!
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm happy to report that now I've shaken the lurgy, order is restored and the shorts are back on for the nightshift. 10°C overnight is ridiculously mild for this time of year. Nae long trousers until the clocks go back, innit.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Noel Gallagher dating a woman half his age, is he?
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I work 2.3 miles from home. My car share has just turned up for a 10pm start 😩
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@jslovechild.bsky.social Pets XI? Kenny Dogleash GO!
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sick of it all but this is tremendous tbf
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This time next week, this crank's political career will be dead before it started. He's never getting anywhere near Government. A universal laughing stock outside of Bluesky. He never was credible. Your Party had a better crack at it than he did. At least Corbyn & Sultana are MPs.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning Insomnia is a bitch but on the plus side, I've already listened to all 2 hrs 4 mins of Paul Weller's new live album. It's pure dead magic. Stanley Road - what a fucking album though! @hills71.bsky.social - still best at Weller! 🙋🏻😎 youtube.com/watch?v=NvP9...
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Broken Stones (Live & Very Direct)
YouTube video by Paul Weller - Topic
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I watched on delay so I'm late to it but this is TV GOLD!
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's World Sake day apparently. I'd have a pint of Sake with the Japanese ambassador to the UK. @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Man City shenanigans is keeping Kieran Maguire and Dan Niedle as busy as Simon Calder was in the aftermath of the 2010 Eyjafjallajökull volcano eruption.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you believe any of this, I've got a pair of breeding golden unicorns for sale. £1 million each. £3 million for the pair.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't let it go unnoticed that all the right wing crank politicians and commentators praising Esther Rantzen for her work with Childline don't give a solitary fuck about poor and underprivileged children. Many of whom will be abused. They'd sooner see poor kids go hungry than pay a few pennies tax.
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this is the end for CR7 then all rivalries aside I doubt it's what any true football fan will have wanted to see. They'd have wanted it to end with him crying like a baby on the pitch after skying a crucial penalty in an important shootout.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Right. It's lovely out and I can't sleep this lurgy off so I'm off for a 10 mile lumpy cobweb clearer with this in my lugs to try and sweat it out. Give this a go. If it doesn't makes you grin from ear-to-ear, you have no magnificence in your soul. open.spotify.com/playlist/74X...
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9. Storytelling songs
Playlist · jimmyjazzesq · 108 items · 44 saves
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lovely stuff youtube.com/watch?v=0Z2u...
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WILCO Perform HEARTS HARD TO FIND at the Ruth Eckard Hall in Clearwater, Florida April 20, 2023
YouTube video by RockEm Live Music
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New series of Celebrity Traitors starts tomorrow. Unsure if want.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sky Sports News is reporting Burnham has said he would be "really concerned" to lose Manchester City's owners. Said they've been great for Manchester apparently. He'll get asked all sorts of stupid questions. This is the sort of trivial shit he should comfortably bat away. He can't help himself.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a special place in an imaginary hell reserved exclusively for this crank.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Day 6 of the lurgy here, gang. It's ground me down. Send new eyelids please. youtube.com/watch?v=B70i...
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Sunshine's Better (Talvin Singh remix)
YouTube video by John Martyn - Topic
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd rather have Steve Clarke managing my national team than Thomas Tuchel. Genuinely
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've seen it all now! 😩
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's 13°C, dark and chucking it down. The ice cream van is doing his 3rd round this afternoon. He must have a nice bit of green in or some knocked off vapes.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Day made.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are no victim clubs in the English Premier League. It's existence is the racket that broke football. Every single club in it & their fans happy to piss all over clubs lower down the pyramid. It's been 30 odd years in the making.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've only got an Oasis code for Barcelona 👀
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Picture This Scotland @74frankfurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fans queuing outside Archaos nightclub in Glasgow for the filming of a Top of the Pops episode, which was presented by Jayne Middlemiss and Gail Porter. (1999)
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The job that big Marvin Bartley is doing at Stenny is incredible. They're the only part-time team in the league. Unbeaten and don't concede goals.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a legit argument that Cummins is the worst person on this list.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The admin password was 'Dyfed-Powys1', wasn't it?
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scum. Utter scum. Take away their pensions. The SNP run Glasgow City Council, that is. Join a Union. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Glasgow City Council to fire and re-hire over 23,000 employees
It says redundancy notices will be withdrawn if the three unions agree to ballot their members on the pay offer.
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morning 🥱 youtube.com/watch?v=kqMh...
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Artists Only (2025 Remaster)
YouTube video by Talking Heads - Topic
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello @basimgstokepolice @metp0lice I'd like to report these 2 individuals as the orchestrators of this evening's masked up Fathers 4 Justice fash-off in Basingstoke. Throw away the keys!
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's Fathers 4 Justice on cheap cocaine, isn't it? Bring out the water cannons.
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