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Elisheva

@midnightpasta2.bsky.social
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Pure Michigan bacon hater

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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Great grandma is going to the casino but that’s beside the point
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Ang Marie Leatherberry @angnerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💕 I present Lansing's 'Spooky Balls' 🎃 😆 💕 #Lansing #LansingMichigan #PureMichigan #Michigan #Capitol #CapitolBuilding #Pumpkin #NightSky
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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026
Joanne Rowling naming a Jewish wizard:
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alright grandma let’s get you to bed
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is the Spotify podcast comment section the new dark web
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An essay on Jacob Geller, Cornell, sexual violence, and the stories we tell about men’s futures (will make into a public video eventually) www.patreon.com/jessiegender...
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Jacob Geller, Cornell, and the Future We Save for Men | Jessie Gender
CW: Rape, Sexual Assault By Jessie Earl & Aranock There is a story about a man trying to get home to Ithaca. After years of war and death, O
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not the point but ur hair is bootiful besty
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I watched a two-hour Hallmark Christmas movie but it felt more like a Lifetime.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reluctantly wearing pants
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Benjamin Riley @benjaminjriley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm again grateful to @theverge.com for publishing my newest long-form essay on the limits of the computational model of the mind, the benefits of understanding both biological and cultural evolution to explain human thinking, and the danger of cognitive hot dogs in education.
theverge.com
Our minds aren’t equipped to handle AI
AI is junk food for the mind: easy, tempting and ultimately very bad for you.
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Morning wouldn’t
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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Black Intellect Media @blackintellect.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Missy Elliott Hosting HBCU Band Battle in Her Home State of Virginia: The event is part of a weekend-long celebration honoring the rapper & her lasting impact on music, culture, & her home state of VA. www.complex.com/music/a/will...
complex.com
Missy Elliott Hosting HBCU Band Battle in Her Home State of Virginia
Missy Elliott is bringing together four powerhouse HBCU m...
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
POV: this is your first encounter with Goldilocks
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seasonal depression is gonna put up the fight of the decade I fear
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mourning the warm weather and it’s only October
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP Neil Postman you would have been flabbergasted by TikTok
“Amusing Ourselves to Death” by Neil Postman
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t wait to go to Oktoberfest with my man for our anniversary this weekend 🥰 🍻
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shit you write when you've never met or spoken to another human being on this planet in your entire life
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get me to gods country
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
“Costco is a cult “ A cult of livable wages and surprising deals Sign me TF up!!!
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to live in the moment but I can’t wait for Thanksgiving food
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wish I didn’t discover this site right before bedtime
youngartists.royalacademy.org.uk
Exhibitions : Young Artists' Summer Show | Royal Academy
The Young Artists' Summer Show is an open submission exhibition, taking place both online and on-site at the Royal Academy, that recognises talented young artists at primary and secondary school level...
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
only a few more months!!
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my haters are damn vegetables. washed, chopped, cooked, and extra virgin
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t doomscroll I doomstudy
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A warm blankie + a cold Peppi + an audiobook about people bending the arc of history towards injustice
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chat is Spirit Halloween problematic
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I LIED. NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN. SPIRIT HALLOWEEN HARDWARE STORE WEIRD AL PARODY!!!!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The way me n Mitch have a similar relationship dynamic
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Joever
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First time in years we get ugly representation and it’s this mf
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When @howintensive.bsky.social renews his free sip club membership
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Ash @fishyash.com · 21/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...
If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found the culprit
Diego Luna on the press tour for ROGUE ONE. Someone off-screen is asking 'If you could film with any previous character?' and Diego answers 'Jabba. I've always wanted to touch him. The texture of Jabba is something I need to discover.'
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LINE @lineshark.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
“a world warrior must be strong in all areas…even reading..”
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The best defense against abusive customers remains customers witnessing the abuse. At the least, if you see it happen, call a manager to defend the employee before the abuser spins the story and gets someone fired. If you have low danger sense like me, "That's unnecessary" taunts the abuser.
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This lemon tastes like garbage
Image of my hand holding an etrog
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MAZEL TOV to Lansing icon @jgoldstrass.bsky.social
mlb.com
Lugnuts' Goldberg-Strassler voted Midwest League Broadcaster of the Year by peers
As decided in a vote of the Midwest League's broadcasters and media relations directors, the Lansing Lugnuts' Jesse Goldberg-Strassler has been named the Midwest League's 2026 Broadcaster of the Year....
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imagine a live action family movie with boomer pop culture references
“Swine Not?” by Jimmy Buffett
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
he said "hey you know the mall that is deceased right beside the starbucks well somebody leased it and in that room that was considered doomed where you can go buy FAKE TOMBS
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Almost none of the blogs I followed in peak era are active still. Understandable but wild
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Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sided with a cybertruck owner today and feel disgusting about it #SLOMW
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