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Keep the fucking AI out of this one Danny, I swear to god

Every time someone brings up that fucking 'Super Intelligence' nonsense I just think about Team America www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyLO...

youtube.com

BAD INTELLIGENCE

YouTube video by theLostMachine

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So they were just petrol thieves after all 💀

A BBC new headline, which reads:

“'Quantity of petrol' but no explosives found in three vehicles near RAF Fairford”

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

First film of LFF was THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE: guy goes to a Hallmark TV writing workshop and ends up applying what he learns to cement, New York and basically America as a whole. Very wry and full of seemingly random little moments of comic happenstance. God, America is weird (complimentary??).

The poster for the film THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE, which features a concrete block in gift wrap.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ordered myself a silly little item to take on holiday with me but I don’t think it’s going to arrive in time :(

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah but we’ve all said a lot of things, haven’t we

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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"sequel trilogy apologist" I will never apologize for Peak

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

First match in 10 months: I’m officially *not* chopped!!!

The end screen of a ranked Halo Infinite match, showing the player has won the match 4-0, with 16 kills and 6 deaths, including a Killing Frenzy medal.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One week until we go on holiday and I can already feel my body starting to shut down in preparation 🫠

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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

If this isn't your response to doomerism I don't want to know you

Samwise carrying Frodo up the steps of Mount Doom

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saw on Reddit but had to go check it was real: Empire magazine are using a semi-Kirkified GIF for their Endgame coverage 💀

A Twitter screenshot of a post by Empire Magazine about Avengers Endgame Encore: the gif of Tony Stark turning to look at Cap has been edited so you can see an echo of Charlie Kirk's face in it.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

SNL UK once again running entire laps around the US crap. Also, bountiful crop of Fouracres this week 😌

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pablo will have some incredibly level-headed and reasonable takes about SW but will sometimes come out with some complete fucking drivel lmao

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Waking up with a massive hangover to find out another set of filmmakers with no distinct style or personality whatsoever is making a Star Wars movie. Fucking class.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Drunk at the bar and sad that Halo is all but dead

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trying to log into anything in the year of our lord 2026:

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Transfeminine top surgery, AKA:

A passage from the Prima Guide to Fallout New Vegas, titled ‘Implant-Related Perks’

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Felt a tiny chill in the air this morning

The meme image of Lois Griffin in Family Guy looking askance at a pill bottle. The words ‘Annual Autumn New Vegas Playthrough’ has been photoshopped over the bottle.

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 22/09/2026

Very much enjoying all the mundanely familiar UK scenery details in Silent Hill: Townfall.

One of those things on the street that says H on it. I see them every day and I still have no idea what they are.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Confronted by this at a work event, the body isn’t even cold yet

A standee advertising Xbox, with a large image of the Master Chief from Halo prominently featured.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Chris in rare ‘Lift mirror tall enough to fit all of me in’ shocker

A mirror selfie of Chris, a tall white man worh dyed silvery blonde hair and clear glasses, wearing an oversized black t-shirt and baggy blue jeans.

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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Like if you are, in fact, waiting for more Rey with love and joy.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Barbenheimer for crushed grey velvet homeowners

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Our end-of-year afternoon assembly in Year 5 was attended by parents. Was surprised to see my dad there, as he was meant to be working on a building site in London...he'd been sent home because it was 7/7.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Bi Visibility Day, look what was waiting for me under the tree!!

Paddy Young and Ania Magliano from SNL UK

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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Star Wars Zero Company finds success in passing 1m sales, so can the furloughed development team be reinstated and paid now? www.eurogamer.net/star-wars-ze...

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...

the meme of the stick figure in despair in the corner of their room, until the ban chvrches enters the room and they suddenly stand up, explaining 'omg CHVRCHES hi!!!'

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fellow bi men: those 15% and 9% stats are exactly 15% and 9% too high, sort yourselves out x

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fucking hell. Those Halo devs got a fresh start, with a new engine that put an end to Microsoft's shitty contractor problems, then CE was broadly well-received and shockingly-well optimised for a UE title...all for nothing.

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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026

Nothing will ever be enough for these people.

Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My 9 games Row 1: Childhood Row 2: Teenage/Student Years Row 3: Post-Covid my9games.net/en

A collage of 9 game covers:
Star Wars: Jedi Knight - Dark Forces II
Serious Sam
007 Nightfire
Minecraft Java
Awesomenauts
Hearthstone
Star Wars: Squadrons
Halo: Infinite
Fallout: New Vegas

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cheers for holding my drink, lad

A white and orange cat sat on top of a coffee table, with his tail wrapped around the bottom of a cider bottle.

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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 21/09/2026

After laying off most of the Destiny team, Bungie decides that Destiny is "foundational" to its future: aftermath.site/destiny-conten...

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not to be a massively selfish bastard, but if they could fix all this air traffic control shit by the time I leave for Greece in two weeks that’d be *fab*

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026