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@basiclychris.bsky.social
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He/Him • shrieking bisexual car crash • filmed and presented in VistaVision • Trans liberation 🏳️‍⚧️ • Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 6h
Keep the fucking AI out of this one Danny, I swear to god
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 11h
Every time someone brings up that fucking 'Super Intelligence' nonsense I just think about Team America www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyLO...
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BAD INTELLIGENCE
YouTube video by theLostMachine
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So they were just petrol thieves after all 💀
A BBC new headline, which reads: 

“'Quantity of petrol' but no explosives found in three vehicles near RAF Fairford”
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First film of LFF was THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE: guy goes to a Hallmark TV writing workshop and ends up applying what he learns to cement, New York and basically America as a whole. Very wry and full of seemingly random little moments of comic happenstance. God, America is weird (complimentary??).
The poster for the film THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE, which features a concrete block in gift wrap.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ordered myself a silly little item to take on holiday with me but I don’t think it’s going to arrive in time :(
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah but we’ve all said a lot of things, haven’t we
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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"sequel trilogy apologist" I will never apologize for Peak
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First match in 10 months: I’m officially *not* chopped!!!
The end screen of a ranked Halo Infinite match, showing the player has won the match 4-0, with 16 kills and 6 deaths, including a Killing Frenzy medal.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026
Twitter post by Mike F (@mikefossey): 

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One week until we go on holiday and I can already feel my body starting to shut down in preparation 🫠
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If this isn't your response to doomerism I don't want to know you
Samwise carrying Frodo up the steps of Mount Doom
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saw on Reddit but had to go check it was real: Empire magazine are using a semi-Kirkified GIF for their Endgame coverage 💀
A Twitter screenshot of a post by Empire Magazine about Avengers Endgame Encore: the gif of Tony Stark turning to look at Cap has been edited so you can see an echo of Charlie Kirk's face in it.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SNL UK once again running entire laps around the US crap. Also, bountiful crop of Fouracres this week 😌
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pablo will have some incredibly level-headed and reasonable takes about SW but will sometimes come out with some complete fucking drivel lmao
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Waking up with a massive hangover to find out another set of filmmakers with no distinct style or personality whatsoever is making a Star Wars movie. Fucking class.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drunk at the bar and sad that Halo is all but dead
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God I love TENET
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M Sipher @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the "tonight's episode" image, with the quote-skeeted text
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying to log into anything in the year of our lord 2026:
'Two Factor Authentication' in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HOPE (2026, director Na Hong-jin) #OnePerfectShot
The mutated Lazarus monster from Doctor Who Series 3
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Transfeminine top surgery, AKA:
A passage from the Prima Guide to Fallout New Vegas, titled ‘Implant-Related Perks’
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Felt a tiny chill in the air this morning
The meme image of Lois Griffin in Family Guy looking askance at a pill bottle. The words ‘Annual Autumn New Vegas Playthrough’ has been photoshopped over the bottle.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 22/09/2026
Very much enjoying all the mundanely familiar UK scenery details in Silent Hill: Townfall.
A phone box.One of those things on the street that says H on it. I see them every day and I still have no idea what they are.A good old-fashioned British bin.A dead end sign.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Confronted by this at a work event, the body isn’t even cold yet
A standee advertising Xbox, with a large image of the Master Chief from Halo prominently featured.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chris in rare ‘Lift mirror tall enough to fit all of me in’ shocker
A mirror selfie of Chris, a tall white man worh dyed silvery blonde hair and clear glasses, wearing an oversized black t-shirt and baggy blue jeans.
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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like if you are, in fact, waiting for more Rey with love and joy.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RIP FUCKFACE
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Barbenheimer for crushed grey velvet homeowners
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our end-of-year afternoon assembly in Year 5 was attended by parents. Was surprised to see my dad there, as he was meant to be working on a building site in London...he'd been sent home because it was 7/7.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day, look what was waiting for me under the tree!!
Paddy Young and Ania Magliano from SNL UK
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Star Wars Zero Company finds success in passing 1m sales, so can the furloughed development team be reinstated and paid now? www.eurogamer.net/star-wars-ze...
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
the meme of the stick figure in despair in the corner of their room, until the ban chvrches enters the room and they suddenly stand up, explaining 'omg CHVRCHES hi!!!'
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fellow bi men: those 15% and 9% stats are exactly 15% and 9% too high, sort yourselves out x
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fucking hell. Those Halo devs got a fresh start, with a new engine that put an end to Microsoft's shitty contractor problems, then CE was broadly well-received and shockingly-well optimised for a UE title...all for nothing.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found the culprit
Diego Luna on the press tour for ROGUE ONE. Someone off-screen is asking 'If you could film with any previous character?' and Diego answers 'Jabba. I've always wanted to touch him. The texture of Jabba is something I need to discover.'
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 9 games Row 1: Childhood Row 2: Teenage/Student Years Row 3: Post-Covid my9games.net/en
A collage of 9 game covers:
Star Wars: Jedi Knight - Dark Forces II
Serious Sam
007 Nightfire
Minecraft Java
Awesomenauts
Hearthstone
Star Wars: Squadrons
Halo: Infinite
Fallout: New Vegas
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cheers for holding my drink, lad
A white and orange cat sat on top of a coffee table, with his tail wrapped around the bottom of a cider bottle.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 21/09/2026
After laying off most of the Destiny team, Bungie decides that Destiny is "foundational" to its future: aftermath.site/destiny-conten...
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not to be a massively selfish bastard, but if they could fix all this air traffic control shit by the time I leave for Greece in two weeks that’d be *fab*
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I make a version of this regularly in the winter and it ALWAYS hits.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Practical Magic 2 as the last film made by WB as an independent studio is so depressing
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reading The Nolan Variations, just got to this absolute belter lmao (spoilers for INTERSTELLAR)
A photographed excerpt from Tom Shone’s ‘The Nolan Variations

Nolan: "I think you're missing the narrative point, which is that jumping into black holes is the ultimate act of faith," says Nolan. "He's caught by creatures who you know exist, and you've been wondering who they are for the entire film. Who are they-it's first said in the first act. It's all up front. Who put the wormhole there? And so they're not a deus ex machina; they're specified right from the beginning, whether you like it or not. For people who like the film, they don't read the tesseract as a deus ex machina. They understand where it's coming from.”

Shone: "I do like the film"

Nolan: "Like it more unreservedly."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Rumble from the Transformers with speech balloon.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New cat tree I spent all afternoon building ❌ The box it came in ✅
A black and white cat sat on top of a large square cardboard box, her back thighs all puffed up and looking exceptionally pleased with herself.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot
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