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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
day 180+ of ai turning me into an intellectual hungry ghost at my job. coding with this shit feels like stuffing yourself with junk food. youre not hungry but youre not satisfied either. like, dudes, I think I’m about done with software as a job. or at least I need to be way more cynical about it.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 14/09/2026
though he's known today for them many new words he invented in the course of his writing, shakespeare's career as a sandwich innovator is sadly less well-documented qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: People are always like "ooooh boo hoo, you can't have a story without conflict, it doesn't work, it's impossible, boo hoo hoo."

T-Rex: BALONEY!!
T-Rex: To them I say: what about a story about some guy enjoying the best sandwich of his life?
Dromiceiomimus: That doesn't sound THAT interesting.
T-Rex: Ah, but you didn't let me finish: at the end of the story, it includes a surprise recipe for that sandwich, WITH PHOTOS. It's not fictional! THE BEST SANDWICH OF THAT GUY'S LIFE IS REAL!!
Dromiceiomimus: Holy CRAP.
T-Rex: See? DONE.
Utahraptor: Ah, not so fast!

Utahraptor: You've still got conflict: man vs. sandwich expectations (he defeats them), man vs. disappointments in past sandwiches (he defeats them), man vs. his surprise of how good a sandwich can be (the surprise defeats him, BUT: the man is glad to be subsumed in, AND BY, sandwich paradise).T-Rex: ...Frig, I forgot about the classic "Man Vs. His Surprise Of How Good A Sandwich Can Be" form of conflict in narrative.
Off panel: It features heavily in the original draft of Hamlet!
T-Rex: I know, I know!
T-Rex: I don't know how I forgot!!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let the incubator incubate. Hold it in, ladies.
A woman gently cradles a baby bump, standing in front of a bright background. The image includes large text stating, "Don't believe the '9 months' lie. Your baby needs at least 15 months in the cooker."
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 08/07/2026
A child's drawing of a cat saying "I am grateful" underneath some text saying "thankyou for carefully removing my cat's testicles".
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Spriter Gors @gors.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The I just wanna grill for god's sake meme, except the man is at a Mahjong table with a mahjong tile in hand and saying "I just wanna Ron for god's sake"
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 22/08/2026
Came across one yesterday. Why is there so much awful texture? Why are there so many black spots all over the food. This makes me never want to eat again
Just imagine a hot dog and nachos if it were infested with spider eggs
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Another ban from the GTA VI subreddit for asking whether you can steal cars in Grand Theft Auto VI
NotCloxdale Reddit thread with the heading - 'do you think we will be able to steal cars in the game? This was one of my favourite features from previous games and I for one would love to see it return.Reddit comments - 

VercettiHead - My dude you have to stop asking this.

BigSmoke_26 - Yes, obviously you can steal cars

AmateurSleuth11 - That's obviously Cloxdale again

Namaste_1971 - This guy makes me so fucken angry, this post has been up every day for 6 months, wtf is happening
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
This is my favourite poem of all time and it only becomes more poignant every year Langston Hughes reaches across decades
A screenshot of a poem called Tired by Langston Hughes
It reads
"I am so tired of waiting,
Aren't you,
For the world to become good
And beautiful and kind?
Let us take a knife
And cut the world in two-
And see what worms are eating
At the rind.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Being able to kill a guy is a skill wildly overvalued in our culture
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Jake’s Stream of Consciousness @skeetracer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Tumblr post by user mangonetics saying 
Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with
any agency
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mahjong Master
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Richard Kaczynski @richardkaczynski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Discovered this amazing mural while running work errands today. For a moment there I actually thought the figure on the ground was a live person touching up the mural. It’s that good (or my glasses are that bad 😂).
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🎀 i'm katey! @bagenzos.house · 09/08/2026
just found the best flag in the world
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Pokemorph Paradise @pokemorphparadise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Many of our players also participated in this year's Art Fight. In this piece, @meowselsworth.bsky.social captured Barson at a yearly moment in which he remembers the people we've left behind in these long lives we live.
An anthropomorphic Zigzagoon sitting in a forest
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ιм єνιℓ иσω :3 @vreni.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
kaiju wisdom 🙇
panel 1: woman watches tv “Man, Godzilla is so fucking cool.”

Panel 2: Godzilla stomps through a city “Huge thighs, always screaming, destroying the works of man.”

panel 3: Godzilla turns to the camera “Hey! The traits you love in me you must also love in yourself!”

Panel 4: the woman is shocked “He's right!”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2026
(eyes rolling back in head) Parry Systems Are For Unsalvageable Perverts. Honest and True Gamers Only Dodge
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Icteridae @icteridae.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Artfight attacks! Characters are Marinov, belonging to @meowselsworth.bsky.social , Z belonging to @zerofinite.bsky.social and Velos belonging to @viperiumprime.com #artfight #artfight2026 #humanartist
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Zhokora @zhokora.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Artfight #5 & 6 for @meowselsworth.bsky.social and artfight.net/~RyuuKong Zozo (Jojo) is a maintenance worker Meowstic with the power of BEAUTY AND FRIENDSHIP! on @pokemorphparadise.bsky.social Ryuu Kong is a Vtuber personality on Twitch! Fun character designs really. #artfight #artfight2026
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
i will never steal again.
Grainy graphic with a cute, circular character that says, Why you should not be stealing.
• YOU MAKE PEOPLE SAD TO GET STOLEN FROM.
• YOU DON'T EARN THE STOLEN THINGS, WHICH SCULPTS THE SOUL IN AN UNBECOMING WAY.
• YOU COULD HAVE TOO MANY THINGS AND NOT ENOUGH SQUARE METERS FOR THEM.
• YOUR MENTORS WILL LOWER THEIR GAZE.
• THEY COULD CALL AN OFFICER.

(but sometimes it’s good to do)
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 10/06/2026
18th century "cat contract" (納貓兒契式; based on a Yuan-dynasty original), laying out the cat's duties and responsibilities: tirelessly guarding the grain, repelling the "mousey bandits" (鼠賊), not messing with the livestock, not stealing numnums "of any kind whatsoever" (不得偷盜食諸般).
Scan of a two-page spread with an illustration of a rather pissed off-looking cat and the text of a 納貓兒契式 'Cat Acquisition Contract Template' surrounding it in a spiral. From 銜蟬小錄 Xianchan xiaolu, "A Record of Cicada-Nommers," a Qing-dynasty compendium of all things cat.
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Steve Hayman 🇨🇦 @shayman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.
A display of diseased potatoes mounted in the wall, each in a little coffin A diseased potato in its coffin.
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Fae!!! @fae-iii.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's on woolo, it's on skiddo Bro it's literally on klefki They have seasons 1,3, and 7 on kubfu, but seasons 4 and 5 are on nacli. It's on shroodle, it's on combee. gloom has it for you
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meowselsworth.bsky.social @meowselsworth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Welp, this'll take a bit. In the tune of elevator music, I think: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow etc.
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
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🕹️TheGamersician🎵 @thegamersician.com · 11/04/2026
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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Share if you dont think
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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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FirerMcFirer @aradfirer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can
A tweet by @Llama In a Tux (dated Sep. 10, 2022):
Don't you understand? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet
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Rena Kunisaki 🇨🇦 @segment6.net · 31/03/2026
Meme: finding out your colleague made something male/male for a client as a...

artist 🙂
wedding planner 🙂
cake decorator 🙂
fanfiction author 🙂
electrician 💀
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-unc…
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 25/03/2026
we're still inventing new shapes!! babies keep having to learn new shapes, and in this case WE'RE BABIES!! www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Narrator: T-REX CONTINUES HIS SEARCH FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE:
T-Rex: Okay, this is going to sound crazy, but hear me out. I think it may be possible -

T-Rex: - POSSIBLE, mind you, not certain, but possible -T-Rex: - that a well-intentioned amateur who enters into a field he knows nothing about, under the assumption that the experts there have much to learn from HIS common-sense approach, may somehow only recreate errors the field has LONG since solved and, even in the best case, may only be REINVENTING the old work of others that he in his ignorance knows nothing about??
Utahraptor: Seems like it could be possible.
T-Rex: Well dang it!!

T-Rex: I have a sincere desire to know what the meaning of life is, AND now I've spent too much of my life NOT studying philosophy to make a meaningful contribution. GREAT WORK, everyone!
Utahraptor: Philosophy isn't math, T-Rex! Tons of people make great contributions even AFTER middle age!
T-Rex: Wait, MATH isn't solved either? We're still INVENTING NEW MATH??
Off panel: Yes. Unfortunately, we don't know what life is for, PLUS we don't have enough math yet to quite satisfy everyone.
T-Rex: Maaaaaan
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up
Soccer stadium, large fabric flag of Mae Borowski from Night In The Woods, holding an axe and wearing team colors. There is text in the Night In The Woods title font on the right and left. It reads "From Stonewall a brick and Portland an Axe, Respect our pride or expect our wrath." It's cool
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Its a White pickup truck Toyota Tacoma XtraCab pickup truck featuring custom 1990s-style Jazz graphics. From the cup!
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meowselsworth.bsky.social @meowselsworth.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Wow what a great little fiction horror story *receives note from off screen* NON-fiction?????
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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