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Cameron Loxdale

@cloxdale.bsky.social
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Comedy writer and script editor linktr.ee/cloxdale 👴 I made a starter pack full of divorced men named Geoff 📺 Rep: Georgia Kanner @ Independent Talent

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Robin Morgan @robinjmorgan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was sceptical when Cameron said to spend my entire children’s uni fund on securing Robbie but it was definitely worth it.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t believe we got Robbie Williams to feature in this video
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Little Wander @littlewander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This week at Little Wander… ⭐ FESTIVALS ⭐ This weekend we take over the Aberystwyth Arts Centre and bring you some of the best comedians in the biz. 🎟️ f.mtr.cool/u5kw0tfjz9
Graphic reads 'What's on this week? 28 Sep - 4 Oct.  Accompanying Aber Comedy Fest logo
Graphic promoting Aberystwyth Comedy Festival 2026. Details in caption.
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Robin Morgan @robinjmorgan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some news? On the street? Well, since you asked so nicely. Jokes by me and @cloxdale.bsky.social.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're at Aberystwyth Comedy Festival on Sunday, there are just the last few tickets left for the Channel 4 Comedy Lab Cymru showcase! Come and see Ian Smith, Christy Coysh, Caryl Burke and more perform a sitcom I wrote! Laugh generously and often! abercomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/co...
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Aberystwyth Comedy Festival | Comedy Lab Cymru – Channel 4 showcase
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're at Aberystwyth Comedy Festival on Sunday, there are just the last few tickets left for the Channel 4 Comedy Lab Cymru showcase! Come and see Ian Smith, Christy Coysh, Caryl Burke and more perform a sitcom I wrote! Laugh generously and often! abercomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/co...
abercomedyfest.co.uk
Aberystwyth Comedy Festival | Comedy Lab Cymru – Channel 4 showcase
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Devastated to discover I'm a morning person. Seeing the sunrise. Getting things done before lunch. Sense of structure giving me a sustained improved mood. Pathetic.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never signed a release
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally managed to delete that U2 album off my phone but they've found me and they're demanding I reconsider
U2 conquering land and sea to put their compulsory 2014 album Songs of Innocence back on my phone. I'm under The Edge's foot in this photo, Bono's baton has struck seven shades of shit out of me.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If (like me) you only trust news from a presenter who owns a camping table then this may be for you
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If (like me) you only trust news from a presenter who owns a camping table then this may be for you
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Not sure on these new rule ideas
Ellen White: VAR shouldn't stop at pitch level, it should follow players into their homes

Theo Walcott: Red cards should be blue or green to bring out the referees' gorgeous eyes

Nedum Onuoha: Match of the Day is a fishing pun on Catch of the Day. I just think more people should be aware of that.Gabby Logan: Fans should stop referring to their team as 'we' - you did fuck all out there, stop making it about you 

Chris Sutton: The crossbar should be made of old hard bread

Danny Murphy: David Seaman's 2003 DVD 'Goalkeeping Nightmares' should be adapted into a feature film with Hollywood actorsGlenn Murray: Nine years ago a Forest fan repeated my joke at a dinner party only much louder and got a bigger laugh, the club should be deducted 10 points

Fara Williams: I agree with Chris on the crossbar being made of old hard bread.

Alan Shearer: If it's a draw the three points should be given to the team with the nicest personalities
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Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you forgot drying off was a possibility getting wet would be so scary
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It still makes me really happy that Richard Karn decided to tell everyone he wasn't going to do NFTs with a smiling picture of himself. What a great way to do anything.
"I've thought long and hard about NFT's and I've decided it's not something I need to do." — Richard Karn, smiling
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Fondly remembering the forgotten perks of Megabus Gold - The dress code (beach formal) - A man in uniform force-feeding you high-end shortbread - Buying a ‘Deluxe Single’ and getting to eject any passenger at any point of the journey - One free pat of the driver - Thursday Curry Club
A Megabus Gold
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mental health? No. This walk is for scheming
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What part of me checking out and solemnly whispering 'now let us never speak of this again' did you not understand
Email from Travelodge in my inbox: 'Tell us about your stay at Cardiff Central'
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Robin Morgan @robinjmorgan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s only time for another News On The Street. Jokes by me and @cloxdale.bsky.social, alley is model’s own. Hugely grateful for the likes and shares and nice comments and I am simply begging you to carry on.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Any reviewers who are somehow still in Edinburgh, if you're interested in (generously) reviewing this show let me know and I will be able to get you a comp. We could also go for a pint afterwards if you like.
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LOL = Lords Overtly Leaping ROFL = Really Overtly Flipping Leaping LMAO = Lords, man. Always overt(ly Leaping)
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Little Wander @littlewander.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
📺 TV 📺  🌎 The One Planet Show 🌎  Join us for a live pilot of The One Planet Show, a fresh, humorous, and thought-provoking talk show hosted by comedian Kiri Pritchard-McLean. The record will be at Tramshed, Cardiff on 15 September! 🎟️ f.mtr.cool/3lb9gz9oil
Graphic promoting the One Planet Show. Details in caption
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Its more of a saxophone solo than a question really
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another push for this, I think it could be Christy’s finest work
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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is incredible
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@DoctorPenisBoob

this is my all time favorite trolley problem

nobody is in danger

however, you can pull the lever to make the train get closer just so you can wave at all the people
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IntergalacticPlantingATree @studenz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Would also recommend this one for the same effect vm.tiktok.com/ZN82K5KPa/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Andi 🇺🇦 @andipostcards.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy hell that's brilliant
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After watching this I will never hear Mr Brightside the same way again and surely that is the best ever reason to click on a video
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I wanna be young again. #funny #funnyvideos #fyp #funnyvideo
TikTok video by christycoysh
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listening to an audiobook on how to be present and appreciate the current moment at 1.9 speed so I can tick it off and get onto something else
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New little venture from Robin and me. Bit worried about him, think he may have had a breakdown. When he asked for jokes I assumed he would be in a studio.
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Peter Ebdon easily has the single best paragraph of any snooker player on wikipedia
Ebdon became known for his focus on fitness, including swimming one mile every day.[87] In 2012, he adopted a vegan diet.[88] He is a devotee of Napoleon Hill's motivational book Think and Grow Rich.[89] In 2018, he became a professional healer at the College of Healing in Malvern.[90] He has a longstanding interest in breeding racehorses.[91] He has released three music singles.[92]
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The bum is the mouth of the south
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ICYMI - The performance WILL be going ahead again tonight despite seemingly mass confusion. The show is called 'Cameron Loxdale is Cancelled' - an ironic title which has caused me and the venue nothing but trouble.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ICYMI - The performance WILL be going ahead again tonight despite seemingly mass confusion. The show is called 'Cameron Loxdale is Cancelled' - an ironic title which has caused me and the venue nothing but trouble.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hate to be wrestled into a van and have a hood placed over my head, only to find when the hood is removed sometime later that i am in a sort of makeshift command center from which i and my associates appear to have been monitored for a considerable length of time
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Business Fish, sweating on all fours, likely in a world of pain
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just remembered Business Fish. A lot going on with this guy. Wonder what he's up to now.
Business Fish in a series of poses, many of which are functionally useless as their intended form of quick meme communication. Instead hint at something much darker within the character himself.
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?" And I said "Sure. All these years, I've been secretly in love with you"
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had SUCH a great time performing at the Edinburgh Fringe this year but now questioning my decision to add the extra six weeks onto the run. Still, would be thrilled to see you every night 11.45pm at the Gogar Jokehouse (previously PWYW now I pay you £5 as the show is getting worse)
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What's your favourite Onion headline of all time? Here's mine:
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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
KOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall Tuesday of 30,000 bathtubs it had shipped with a nude man already...
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"I guess the house always wins" - me, competing against a house in a Looking Like A House Contest.
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Robin Morgan @robinjmorgan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here we go! I'm hitting the road again next year with a brand new tour and I can't wait. Tickets go on sale today at midday and I would love to see you (yes, you. You. I'm talking about you) there. robinjmorgan.co.uk/tour
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Megan Hayward 🌞 @meganhayward.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yes, now fuck off
Ocado email "Megan, is it too early to whisper “Crimbo”?"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I Trapped Two People in a Loveless Marriage for 45 Years. If they stay in it until death, I add $10 million to their estates!
Mr Beast and an elderly couple
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Two men clap their hands in rhythm as three small fairies float through the air playing music on their woodwind instruments. In the foreground, we see a sign in the grass that reads, "Do not clap-along." It's unclear what the consequences will be for disregarding the sign but it's likely that there will be a punishment.
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Megan Hayward 🌞 @meganhayward.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I spotted this beautiful photo frame for 50p in a charity shop and knew hiding it in plain sight would be the perfect parting gift for my pals as I finished up cat sitting for them Not pictured: me crying with laughter sat on their floor by their printer
A 2 part photo frame- meant for graduation photos as it has adorning teddy bear figures in cap and gown and a book shelf style border 
In the photos left is Pidge the cat and on the right, me
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Absolutely superb conditions today for saying ‘it doesn’t feel like a Tuesday.’ Say it early, say it often and just have fun with it. It’s a small talk goldmine and you’d be a fool not to get involved.
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