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BRETT KAVANAUGH: "Can you explain exactly how the consent would work?" Just saying... if *I* were Brett Kavanaugh, *I* WOULDN'T ASK A QUESTION SHOWING THAT I WAS CONFUSED HOW CONSENT WORKS! But maybe that's just me.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h

Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-sa…

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 22h

it's not just that they get to hoard/take all resources, time, attention, power, influence and oxygen, we HAVE to love them too. That's what breaks them -- we don't! If they are unrepentant full-on jerks hurting the world, we can, at least some of the time (for now), nope out of even LIKING them!

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 21h

C.R.E.A.M. (Crypto-Nazis Rule Everything Around Me)

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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 21h

this is the wildest campaign pledge I've ever seen a candidate duck

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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

D+15 Midterm indicator

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

cool that MLB owners are gonna do a lockout and cancel part of the season next year purportedly for "if we don't crush player salaries, small markets can't compete!!" when 3 of the final 4 teams this year are Tampa, Cleveland and Milwaukee.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

it makes me uncomfortable to think that the Red Bull commercial is so old that the animated dogs are probably dead by now.

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Penks @penks181.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My man looks like Mads Mikkelsen in Doctor Strange

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

[being murdered in autumn] me: *being murdered* murderer: *murdering* leaf blower: WHHHHHHRRRR

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Nicole Foy @nicolefoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

For almost 2 years now, DHS has repeatedly told me they're not detaining U.S. citizens It's simply not true So @propublica.org published the receipts: a searchable database of the 500+ citizens detained by immigration agents during this Trump administration projects.propublica.org/american-cit...

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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica

The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I am a Gen Z male. I don't have sex and never masturbate. Beer make tummy hut and sports is a genre hurt. The internet made me a Nazi and addicted to homophobic Cyprus's gambling sites. If you ask me to find a job I *will* shit my pants.

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 11/10/2026

Maybe I'm too judgmental but I don't think hotshot lawyers who quashed stories about democratic fundraising abuses should get to critique the newspapers he cowed.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026

Ossoff: "on Marco Rubio's watch the world is on fire, we are hemorrhaging our munitions stockpile, the administration appears to be trying to coverup combat casualties ... and he's trying to soft launch his presidential campaign. These people are not focused."

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So proud our son Brumpfley spoke his first words today, we were at the William Blake exhibit at the art museum and he said "That's not what Hell looks like." He is 20.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Welcome to InfoWars HQ! Come and meet the team. Get to know our staff right now at youtube.com/@realinfowars. Happy Birthday, Jayson!

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m pro-Sydney Sweeney’s tits but anti-gambling; I suppose this makes me a moderate

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Coffee and Fingernails @coffeenfingernails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Pleasure at seeing Ossoff get his shots in is really dampened by realization that everything he's saying is 100% true.

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VoteHub @votehub.com · 09/10/2026

On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."

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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Following the Pope’s encyclical about AI, you’re going to see a lot more religious intervention in shaping public opinion about tech companies. There are only two social institutions resilient enough to counter AI politically — states and religion. They bought the first. Standby on the second.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass

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Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I respect Wade here a lot more than I do a coward who wouldn't make that argument. Once my mom and I were looking at standalone freezers at Sears and debating a little too loudly how many bodies you could fit in one. Salesguy walked up and was like "no way. You could absolutely fit 3." Got the sale

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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yeah, when he was 3 years old he was raking in $200k per year from his daddy’s tax fraud scheme. He became a millionaire when he was 8.

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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Alex Pretti and Renee Good’s killers are free despite shooting them on camera 🤷🏻‍♂️

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/10/2026

Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Senator Schmitt-Head, "I'd like to solve it. The Atlanta Hawks"

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When you turn the page in Infinite Jest and realize it’s a five-page monologue in the voice of a random person at a support group for painkiller addicts or something.

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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rare you get live visuals of state capture.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ok my guesses in order of likelihood a) Holmes breastfeeds in front of the cameras b) incredibly odd late night interaction that feels like an invitation to a threesome for NF c) NF says fuck it, hangs dong.

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