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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There should've been a fifth ninja turtle with a white bandana named Vivaldi who his thing was he was always afraid. His weapon should've been an iron maiden

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

my drug discovery lab exploded. i was making a type of dynamite that heals broken bones

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'll suggest something: nuts have way too many calories. They need to be re-balanced to make eating fair.

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i was in a whalefall situation once where a sperm whale ate me by accident while eating a squid. But you don’t see me making a big deal about it

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

bummer news- The Simpsons coming to an end bc Dan Castellaneta forgot how to do Homer’s voice

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Erratic Corpse @erraticcorpse.com · 31/08/2026

When you thought the case was closed, the real nightmare begins. Read the surprise epilogue by @megettingkilled.bsky.social

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Billion dollar idea: whatmoviedidiwatchlastnight .com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Renaming my ferret the ferret of America so people respect me as a ferret owner more

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

todays takes are up there with the greats like “Kellogg’s workers shouldnt stike bc I can only eat cereal” and “it‘s problematic to offer your neighbors chili”

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

nice pit. do you nest here or is just for bones?

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

everyone gets so mad when you vomit up a bird and then it flies away but it's still alive what are you even complaining about come on man

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Go To Bed On Time My Ass (I Won’t Go To Bed On Time)

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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Dudes will be sat in they living room like watching the tele not a freaking care in the world like they go to the fridge for a swig of milk then they go look down the sink drain to see what kind of bugs are crawling around in there

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Sorry if I seemed weird earlier, I was in the middle of an ancient revenge dance

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

My dentist made me spit out the nuts and seeds I keep in my cheeks when I went in for my checkup and I think her tech ate like half of them before she gave them back. Worried I won’t survive the winter now

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Nailed it again, Time Magazine!

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

YOUR PARENTS: (seeing neighbors do literally anything) Just what are you up to you nasty old bitch

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Devin @dweltaco.com · 11/06/2025

Run, Skrode, Run (2/5): Dumpster Dojo, guest starring Mark from @megettingkilled.bsky.social #webcomics #comicsky #spiderbarks

Panel 1: Mike runs behind a liquor store. The alley is grimy—overflowing dumpsters, broken crates, and a wet mattress oozing mystery fluid. Mike: (thinking) Gotta hide… can’t let that cob roller see my face.

Panel 2: He looks up & freezes. A ragged circle of sketchy fighters is mid-brawl. One guy swings a pipe into another guy’s skull. SFX: CRACK Mike: (tiny) …What in the fuck?

Panel 3: Everyone turns to Mike. The guy with the cracked skull is face-down, unmoving. Fighter #1: Intruder. Fighter #2: You have breached the sacred dojo.

Panel 4: Mike puts his hands up, backing toward the wall. Mike: Whoa, nice little head-smashing cult you got here. I’ll just, uh, not be here. Fighter: (off-panel) Bring out Slab.

Panel 5: The crowd parts. Slab enters: shirtless, duct tape fists, an old fencing mask, and track pants jammed into combat boots. Slab: You step into the circle. You fight or die. Mike: (off-panel) Gulp!

Panel 6: Mike gets shoved into the circle, and Mike: Perfect. I’m about to die fighting a reject from a Mad Max porno… behind a liquor store.

Panel 7: Slab wallops Mike. SFX: WHACK Mike: Hhkk…fuckin’ ow- -

Panel 8: Officer Brogan charges in, baton raised. Brogan: Hault! This violates Municipal Code 9.14-B: Unlicensed Combat within city limits!

Panel 9: The fighters glance at each other. Fighter #3: He just mocked the dojo. Fighter #4: He dies now.

Panel 10: Classic cartoon-style fight cloud explodes: a massive dust swirl with fists, feet, a baton, and a boot sticking out. Mike watches and bleeds. Mike: Praise Jebus for these violent, trash angels.

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

i love the character Yelena in Thunderbolts and i hope in the next movie they introduce her classic nemeses, Moose and Squirrel

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

oi groims ded ya heah oi pecked a foit weth the prisidint

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

just found out my cousin spins records at a club in vegas under the name DJ HugeLunch. His thing is he always talks about what a big meal he had earlier and how he won’t be hungry again for a while. He’s the wealthiest person in our family by an order of magnitude

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

the happy birthday song has a second verse about the spanish american war that’s extremely racist

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Checkmate.

A dog looks on despairingly as a skunk eats out of their bowl.

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Nathan Fielder is a genius at tricking the news to advertise his shows

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Murder mysteries are so predictable. It's always the culprit..

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

pied piper real? pied pipers near me pied piper cost how much to lead my kids into the ocean w flute

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Good artists borrow Great artists steal -Me

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Me Getting Killed @megettingkilled.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

millenials had chatgpt too, but we called it Typing something into babelfish and translating it through every language and then back to english so we could laugh at how stupid it was

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