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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

because nobody wants to listen to Devin play the damn bongos again for six fucking hours

Sign reads “do not feed hallucinogens to the alligators”

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2Tone4Real @2tone4real.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Allegedly this is Banksy (unconfirmed) but whoever produced it, I agree wholeheartedly!

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/01/2025

Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Follow back people that make you laugh and mute the ones that demand your outrage.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

heading to biden’s house this new year’s eve

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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.

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Ben Newmark @bennewmark.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

After watching Gavin and Stacey last night thinking about how hangovers in fiction operate differently to real life. Fiction. Rough morning, then you feel better, drink again. Real life after forty. 24 to 48 hours of existential horror. Heartburn. Nausea at thought of alcohol for a week.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Thus shall you follow in the tradition of your ancestors, and their ancestors before them

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Shout out to all the local Pakistani and Chinese restaurants and their staff who will be working Christmas. As the manager at Royal Kabob told me, "Brother, we're always open. Even on the Day of Judgement, we'll be open." Respect.

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Lynne #TaxTheRich #WelfareNotWarfare. Eco-Socialist. Pro-🇵🇸 @bebsdotteragain.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

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God @thegodshow.com · 25/12/2024

Santa is a radical leftist.

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas, Bluesky!!!

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

The irony is thick here.

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Cat 🐈 @mrsbadcrumble1975.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Epic 😂😂😂😂😂

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Just saw this chap in Tesco It’s not Christmas without 10 bottles of baby oil and a honeydew melon

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Elaine Dyson @elainedyson1.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Whoever wrote the Christmas carol Silent Night clearly never had kids, by 6 am on Christmas morning Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols is more appropriate.

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Yaroslava @strategywoman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Christmas morning in Kyiv. Air raid alert. No power after the missile attack. Yes, russians attacked our energy infrastructure on Christmas. I made a #warcoffee before power outage. Merry Christmas! Today's Ukrainian art: Mykola Pymomenko (1862-1912), Carols, 1880s. Stolen from Kherson in 2022.

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Surchyn4 @surchyn4.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

👇🏾

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NotCIAreally @stoplossmaxwin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

They think they are correct to the point of dictating to others. Because if they are correct all others are incorrect… Soon these MAGA ass hats will “figure out” a “final solution”… always end wit a pile of empty shoes 👟 👞 👠 These are the things Authoritarian Fascism is born from.

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people

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Butterflies Katz ⓥ @butterflieskatz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Elephant Nature Park. in Thailand, is home to many #elephants who live free from abuse within family herds & are allowed to develop close friendships with one another. In the photo is the founder with #elephant friend. www.elephantnaturepark.org #AnimalSanctuary #AnimalRescue #animals

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God @thegodshow.com · 23/12/2024

Thou shalt pay Amazon workers fairly, for they are as close as it gets to being Santa’s elves. Without them, Christmas doesn’t happen.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

AOC: “Oh, I don’t think we’re witnessing the START of an oligarchy. I think we are fully here.” 🇺🇸

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Over in the other place, the billionaire owner is threatening to fund ‘moderate’ (rightwing) candidates in heavily Democratic districts too. This is what oligarchy looks like. It’s the biggest threat to democracy today. Not ‘cancel culture.’ Not trans kids. Not college protesters. Oligarchy.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

6yo: What’s it like being a grown up? Me: Remember when Nana gave you a birthday card with no money in it?

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

This, my friend, is how to write a headline.

A headline that says porn hub is pulling out of Florida

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Becca's Mullet @beccasmullet.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Jennifer is right.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 18/03/2024

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the

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God @thegodshow.com · 15/12/2024

God wept.

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Simon Jones @simonjones.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Alan Bennett's diary, 15th December 2020.

There were those in 1914 who believed that war was just what was needed - as a cleanser and a salutary shock. England would be the better for it. As we wait for the result of the final Brexit talks, the heirs of these fools are still with us.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Land doesn’t vote. Stop pretending it does.

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2Tone4Real @2tone4real.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Chris McCausland is a UK comedian who won #StrictlyComeDancing last night in the UK (#DancingWithTheStars in the US). He is brilliant. He also happens to be severely visually impaired. The tweets below are some of the reasons why we love him.

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John Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

The perfect Xmas present

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 13/12/2024

hello afternoon britain/early morning america, please enjoy our silly satirical improvised character comedy podcast which is as far as i'm aware the only half-hour-ish topical comedy released in britain today

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate

Graffiti on a boarded-up window reads "NO BARKING" with the top of a car visible in the foreground.

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Andrew Whiteley @andrewwhiteley.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

See also Tories and RefUkers transitioning to Nazis.

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Addy Spectre ~ #WriterChick @addyspectreai.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

We are in the position to bring about change. We have a vast majority in the UK parliament, decent people who would vote to end 'hunts' once and for all. Send emails to your MP, write to them, phone their office. Get this non sport criminalised. @rachey.bsky.social @m-jones.bsky.social

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

One of the most hypocritical games American politicians play is using the term ‘violence is never the answer’, like come on, you’re not fooling anyone with that, the most basic read of our history makes it pretty much disinformation.

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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Not mass shootings. Targeted assassinations. The threat of mass shootings keeps us afraid = good. The threat of targeted assassinations makes them afraid = bad.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

A Hallmark movie where the heroine is such a Karen that she ruins Christmas, the adorable son of the widower tells her to go back to her law firm in the city, and ends with the whole town chasing her with pitchforks.

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