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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My relationship with Jason Statham continues but I have to be honest, he doesn’t seem to listen I’m not sure he’s the right one for me

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It was National Dog Day last week so here is a belated photo of our 11 year old rescue Watson We adopted him 3 months ago and here he is very proud of his personalised toy basket When you adopt a rescue you are saving two dogs - the one you take home and the one that takes its place in the shelter

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I have a REALLY good feeling about Jason Statham…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

When a scammer breaks character and accuses you of being a scammer 🤔😂

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You know you’ve made it in life when some nasty little incel on Instagram superimposes your image onto his stomach Nice of him to choose a photo of me with the new book though #allpublicityisgoodpublicity

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If I hadn’t seen him in films and interviews I’d be tempted to suggest that Liam Neeson is actually a chatbot But that would obviously be unfair

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I didn’t want to have to do this publicly but it’s getting hard to hide I am the reason that Liam Neeson is no longer dating Pamela Anderson

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

One of my gripes is how some (not all) media portray victims of fraud. I want to write some stories that show victims of fraud not as vulnerable idiots but as regular people, cleverly coerced. If you have been the victim of fraud and are willing to share your story, please DM me.

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Long term sex pest Greg has been quiet for a while so you can imagine how my heart leapt when I received a message last night Thank goodness my love is back If anyone can counsel me on how we might better communicate, I’d be grateful It’s always so full of misunderstanding

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It was kind of Collins Mc Donald to get in touch and offer his services to me as an (absolutely real and in no way a scammer - how dare you) expert in financial fraud He’d obviously become aware of my glorious romance with Keanu Reeves and mistaken it for a scam Silly man 🙄

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

First day recall training with our new 11 year old rescue dog Watson Please excuse the ridiculous baby voice (dog people will understand 😂) #adoptdontshop #dogstrust #rescuedog

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

After what seems like forever my second book, 'The Future of Fraud', is available to buy Anyone who is at all curious about fraud and scams and wants to learn about them in simple language with a bit of humour thrown in should take a look amzn.eu/d/0eExSPOG

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

When the definitely-real-how-dare-you-question-it James Blunt messages you from his private account, of course you reply

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Mairéad Hearne | Swirl and Thread Book Blog @maireadhearne.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

#BookReview #TheFutureOfFraud by Becky Holmes @deathtospinach.bsky.social 'Fraud is BIG business' Pocket-sized & engaging read i Very accessible & well-researched Read my thoughts: www.swirlandthread.com/the-future-o... Pub April 23rd w/ @melvillehouse.bsky.social Part of The Futures Series

A social media graphic for The Future of Fraud by Becky Holmes

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

My second book, 'The Future of Fraud', is out this week. You should DEFINITELY buy it. amzn.eu/d/01r5B4eq waterstones.com/book/the-futur…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Some of you may remember that a while ago I started a relationship with my Hollywood crush Sam Neill Things are moving forward…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The VERY real, definitely not an imposter, @lewiscapaldioffice.bsky.social has contacted me and I have to say, I thought he’d be a little more concerned about his mum…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

ANNOUNCEMENT: I am 47 years old and last night I had my very first sex dream about Keanu Reeves. His performance was remarkable.

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I’ve been away for a little while so you can only imagine my joy when I logged onto Instagram to see a message from long-term sex pest Greg asking me about my vagina As requested, I drew it for him But as usual, we seemed to miscommunicate and now he hasn’t replied 🙁

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I’m going to be on stage at the Stratford upon Avon Literary Festival this year with journalist Kaf Okpattah If you’re around the midlands on Saturday 9th May it would be great to see you I’ll be talking about my new book and signing copies www.stratfordliteraryfestival.co.uk/events/becky...

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

25% off my new book ‘The Future of Fraud’? Yes please! Head to the @waterstones.bsky.social website and enter FEB26 at checkout Go on! Get on with it ffs! www.waterstones.com/book/the-fut...

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Three and a half years ago, as part of the research for my first book, I logged onto Tinder searching for scammers Instead, I met this bloke He is the partner I never thought I’d be lucky enough to find And he still hasn’t asked me for an iTunes voucher!

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

For those of you panicking that you haven't got your other half a Valentine's Day present yet, here's an idea... Simply write "but I am" on the cover, and hey presto - a declaration of love and a bloody good book to read at the same time! amzn.eu/d/04J5ZswK

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I’ve received physical copies of my second book, which has had me reading what I wrote many months ago Quite pleased with this as an introductory paragraph If you want to learn about what horrid little scammers have in store for us, preorder ‘The Future of Fraud’ right now amzn.eu/d/01srSaCx

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

PLOT TWIST My alter-ego Carlsberg Can John has been unmasked Someone from my Twitter feed actually messaged long-term sex pest Greg on Instagram to tell him it was me behind the account This I did NOT expect 🤯🤯🤯😂

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I have a huge crush on Sam Neill so when he started messaging me on Google Chat I was thrilled I was a little shy sending him photos but he was really encouraging I wonder what’s next in this new adventure Maybe he could be THE ONE 🤞

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I was a little hesitant when Jason Momoa wanted to chat My job keeps me busy and I was worried about sending a photo of myself but he seems really easy to get on with and I think he rather likes me…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Coke Can Greg has been googling So has Carlsberg Can John Two can play at that game…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

After telling long-term sex pest Coke Can Greg that I have been talking to a new man online, Greg asked that I get the man to message him so they can ‘have it out’ I can now introduce my newly created second Instagram profile: Carlsberg Can John Let the games begin…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

🎉 Woo hoo 🎉 Copies of my second book have arrived at the publisher's office They hit the shelves in April but you can preorder now... (Please note: only one mention of Keanu Reeves) amzn.eu/d/2hIfavj www.waterstones.com/book/the-fut...

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Having learned that long-term sex pest Greg has been cheating on me, I decided to bring in the big guns I’d like to introduce you to my new imaginary boyfriend… Carlsberg Can John Greggles isn’t happy

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I beseech every single one of you - pray for my broken heart to heal 💔

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I feel really bad this morning Just as long-term sex pest Greg and I were chatting about Christmas presents and he was kindly modelling a compression sock that I’ve asked for, I spotted a worrying mole on his stomach I may have overreacted but it’s not my fault I care so much…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Look I don’t want to judge or anything but I think you’d be a fool not to order the one on the left and pre-order the one on the right. Seems obvious though 🤷🏼‍♀️ amzn.eu/d/2ijCFQx amzn.eu/d/2Gr9GJ1

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I'm working on a project at the moment where I need to speak to people who have been affected by celebrity romance fraud - either as the victim who sent money or the friends/family of someone who did DM me if you have an experience you can share Please RT this to get more reach

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Kevin Costner is SUCH a laid back guy… 😎

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I’m 47 today, and I have it on good authority that 47 year olds have the best birthdays when people on social media pre-order their second books I have to say that’s really handy because I do have one available… amzn.eu/d/2v5Kklb

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Seems like I’ve blown my chance with Jason Momoa When will I ever hold onto a man?! 😞

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Massive influx of scammers overnight Let the games begin…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

After years of waiting, the real Keanu Reeves finally got in touch ❤️ It’s a good job he warned me about fake accounts as I wasn’t aware it’s such a problem…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I really hope some people are going to make it to one of three Essex libraries this week to learn more about romance fraud and say hello 👋 I had a dream last night that it was just me and a Custard Cream All three events are free to attend and Westcliff is the only one you need to book for

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

This podcast, with @ethandlawrence.bsky.social and Sean Antony is one of the most fun ever! We covered a range of highbrow topics such as what constitutes a hole, why I'm often covered in petrol and me being the filling in a Greg Davies/Rhod Gilbert sandwich www.podbean.com/ew/pb-rp7jz-...

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Episode 35: A Rhod and Greg Sandwich with Becky Holmes

In this, the thirty fifth episode of Shut Up and Answer the Question, the boys are joined by Twitter sensation and online romance fraud expert Becky Holmes to talk scented candles. On the way they dis...

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

If you live in or near Essex please come and say hi next week: - Southend (Westcliff library) on 23rd Sep at 6pm - Thurrock (Gray's library) on 24th Sep at 5.30pm - Chelmsford library on 25th Sep at 5.30pm They are all free to come along to, and the only one you need to book for is Westcliff

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Well, well, well. Here’s a blast from the past I haven’t heard from this dishy pilot since 2020 Since then I have retrained as a pilot and now want to discuss the mechanics of flying commercial aircraft…

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I asked Chat GPT for a photo of me with Keanu Reeves What I DIDN’T ask for was the extra four stone

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Absolutely thrilled to be doing a mini evening ‘roadshow’ with @essexpoliceuk.bsky.social across three libraries - Southend, Thurrock & Chelmsford If you’re in or local to Essex and want to come along and say hi, please do so Equally, please do share this for reach - someone may just be glad of it

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Johnny Depp is way less interesting than I thought he’d be so I was about to stop contact, but his last line… 😂😂😂 Definitely worth seeing where this relationship takes me

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

🎉 First review for the new book is in and it’s a goodie: “I learnt something new on every page. Fifty per cent terrifying, fifty per cent reassuring. Thanks Jeremy Vine! 🎉 It’s not out until April but you can pre-order it now - amzn.eu/d/hTpbY3Z

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