Reposted by Zero Expectationsscribbleghoul @scribblegurl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Let's talk about Versailles. 37817
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome 791646211
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsRanged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying. 1398102
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026addressing a room of male vegans: lentilmen, 8634105
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276902022
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332509549
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsTim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I haven't posted about this in a while, but I made 2 free creative writing courses: the Couch to 80k Writing Boot Camp & the 100 Day Writing Challenge. Each session, you listen to a short podcast & do a 10 minute exercise. The timer is included in the episode. www.timclarepoet.co.uk/couchto80kwr...timclarepoet.co.ukFree 8 Week Writing Course by Podcast - The Couch to 80k Writing Boot CampThe Couch to 80k Writing Boot Camp is a free writing course by podcast. Want to write a novel? Low on motivation? 8 weeks of daily 10 min exercises. 42913
Zero Expectations @mcdsy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I really wish that people would spell others' names correctly. I don't want to have to mute every possible permutation of someone's name to avoid hearing about them. 000
Reposted by Zero Expectationstheo || shark wrangler @expressionbean.bsky.social · 06/07/2026#artsky #ocsky A little guide on why alt text is important and how blind people may perceive/interact with your posts, from a low vision person 2166120
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsInteresting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Okay, one more, for the road. I haven't proxied the grail before now, and I got inspired. Good night, y'all 🖤 632358
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsTim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Years ago, I came up with a taxonomy of creative writing teaching styles. It's a series of archetypes I've encountered over decades, in myself & others. You can think of it as the creative writing teaching Fighter Select screen. Here goes: 14810
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards. 20100363167
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You guys won’t fuckin believe how fast a car can do it 1843664
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsBaby octopus @mancalled.horse · 19/08/2026A cynical person might suggest that the petitions system was created as a mechanism to redirect the public's energy away from action that could meaningfully change anything 1122
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Plenty to reflect about re: the Arday affair, but I'm going to repeat this one thing. The playbook the right used here is effective even though it's not especially sophisticated, as it relies on the audience to do the dirty work. I've been calling it "Trojan horse propaganda", let's go with that. 1/ 5763122015
Zero Expectations @mcdsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It's depressing how cheaply they can be bought. 822669
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsPaul ✍🏻 Dean @paullicino.bsky.social · 14/08/2026An increasingly pervasive element of modern life is having a machine in your home or a phone in your hand that is constantly trying to do things that you do not consent to. 0269118
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsFerret @ferretjunkie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Everyone in the Joint Chiefs of Staff should be required to play The Campaign for North Africa 0103
Reposted by Zero Expectations👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 12/08/2026“Well I’m a man and I never know when I can say something without being accused on mansplaining!” Okay it’s real simple so let me explain. Does the post contain the words “I would like advice” or “can somebody please explain”? If it does, go ahead! If it doesn’t, do not go ahead. 217417
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsPeer Sylvester @peersylvester.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Last night I couldnt sleep and made these cryptic clues for boardgames (so no pool or billards). Except for one the games are all well known. Dont know if they are fun or difficult, but goi nuts 121
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026THERAPIST: you need to give yourself some grace. is that how you would talk to a friend? ME: if she was a dumb bitch like me yeah 7688111
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsOsaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 11/08/2026The silver lining is they are almost always failsons who relative to the potential gains they could make are costing their families money and the industrial system of sport they belong to is phenomenally good at wringing rich morons of their money to force it back into circulation. 171
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsOsaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 11/08/2026Its worth emphasising, racing is very much a rich man's sport drivers are always the kids of industrialists, economists, investors, bankers, that sort you should never consider them heroes they come from the ruling class 141
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsRobert Chapman @drrobertchapman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is almost poetic in its capacity to symbolise how fascism is destined to repeatedly re-emerge from the harms and destruction of capitalist expansion, and will keep doing so until those underlying conditions change. www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comNazi shipwrecks emerge from the depths as Europe’s Danube dries upUnexploded ordnance and a military motorcycle also recovered following record heat and drought conditions 0136
Zero Expectations @mcdsy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I don't think the world would be improved if certain people got to read/hear what others truly thought of them *before* they died, but it would be very satisfying for me. 000
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsOliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 12/08/2025a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel 181969473
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsCaptain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 31/07/2026As a prof this is how I dealt with the person in the group project who everyone else complained privately about because they did no work come presentation time: “Nice work, everyone! For the Q& A, why don’t you start us off [Obvious Fuckup Name]! Can you tell us a little about [creative choice]?” 338834
Zero Expectations @mcdsy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Organisations and institutions will not fight the good fight. 010
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsjanetTHEmcadams @janetthemcadams.bsky.social · 29/07/2026And of course he’s ‘Nolan’ while she’s ’Emily.’ 141
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/07/2026hey man, sorry for what i said earlier, when i was right 0629
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You are not arguing with a fascist incel chud. What is happening is not an argument. You are not in an argument with them. They specifically derive pleasure from seeing you acting as if they are arguing with you, as if you are both having an argument. 2514
Reposted by Zero Expectationsscary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 21/07/2026girl who says bruh bf x boy who says uwu gf 04413
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsJustin Harwood @sdhero.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"but what if this shit I made up in my head happens?" That's not a plan, that's an idea for a novel. 1235
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080542171
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This day in history. 1439. In response to the Black Death king Henry VI banned kissing in England. "Go straight to third base," he said, "you're all going to die anyway." 219664
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsRicki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Anyone else have this problem? It just keeps happening :( 6448141
Zero Expectations @mcdsy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026One ring to rule them all and in the darkness mogg them. 000
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsYell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026there once was a gent from South Caroline who could sure run his mouth something fine talked his way into the Senate stayed so long he died in it now he’ll finally reunite with his spine 0417
Zero Expectations @mcdsy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Anyone had a twenty minute conversation with bluesky recently? 000
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsTalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/07/2026"Does that mean he hates his own wife" So, here's the thing about heterosexuality. 5915119
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My dad was a poet so I could never really join in when the other boys would argue about whose dad could beat up the other dads, but I was confident that my dad could make your dad feel seen in ways that would quietly devastate him. 433323452
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 08/07/2026A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics 3938891385
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 08/07/2026What would happen if the world found out a major US security agency was infiltrated by Nazis?! Well, first of all, bold of you to think it would require any kind of "infiltration". 1393
Reposted by Zero ExpectationsGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/07/2026There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots. 24122463715