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Mayor Of Metairie

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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
President Trump and the Republicans had a two year romp through every political fantasy nourished in their heart since The John Birch Society and Richard Nixon, and you know what: it turns out their ideas were bad and are tanking the economy.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sark you fiddly dolt
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gonna drink one too many overpowered IPA's while playing Hell Let Loose Vietnam and NCAA 27 like a 12 year old. To each their own.
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s past time that we shoot food influencers into the sun.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Creativity is built from years of writing book reports based on the book jacket synopsis of books you didn’t read. 800-1000 words of pure flow on the page. AI has destroyed this.
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Girl gave a handy to a kid for a bag of skittles
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Going to have to remedy all of this just for the R's to come behind and do it again. Rinse, repeat.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Still mad that this show got canceled before its time
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Eric Pond Pump
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Live shot of President Trump answering a call from Iran's leaders, who are begging for a deal
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 02/07/2026
Weeee
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Haaland. We stan a king.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Forrest Gump: (intermittently while recounting his incredible life story at the bus stop) Really. you've never heard of any of this shit
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
NPR is calling the Mamdani-backed candidates “far left” which I guess is shorthand for “would like to give healthcare to their constituents somewhat”
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
DOS OH NAURO
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/05/2026
i like run the jewels quite a bit but it is very funny listening to killer mike rap about killing cops knowing that he is a big brian kemp supporter and couldn’t say whether he opposed trump in 2024
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Katrina. Honestly, I'd probably be dead if it wasn't for that storm.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Happy tenth birthday to my favorite movie of this century www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wBO...
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The Nice Guys (2016) - Messenger Service Scene (1/8) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
NYC & DC are two of the most culturally appeasing cities I have ever been to. San Francisco is up there, but just plain beautiful.
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
TRUMP: IRAN WILL BE BLOWN IF THEY DON’T STOP
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
it's okay to just not participate in the conversation because you're stupid
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Rapist
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Limited series are better than multiple seasons
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It's an understudied element of our media environment that Republicans can insult Democrats in any way they see fit, regardless of propriety or truth value, without repercussion, but Dems are consistently forced to use measured tones to describe Republicans no matter how outrageous their actions.
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 27/04/2026
This was, in all seriousness, the point of the Harper’s Letter
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 22/04/2026
setting aside the whole "putting all the men in front" thing, seven of the 11 women in this photo are from a foreign country here on a student visa, the very kind the Trump administration is trying to eliminate
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The central thesis of an international players anthem is that it transcends nationalism, relying on identity formation to bind actors rather than arbitrary borders
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I've gone from Fab 5 baggy, to Blink era Dickies, to 7" inseam and I'm eying those 5" for the summer. Come and take them.
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don't think everybody was copied on that email
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Maybe the final hours of the world as we know it, but hold that thought, I have a project team meeting at 2.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/03/2026
“People’ll tell you Reel Big Fish isn’t spiritually in the genre but that’s wrong,”
March Madness panel with Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith. Charles is talking and Kenny is writing. It says “SKA” on the partially visible screen behind Kenny
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 25/03/2026
If there's any silver lining to CBS tanking so quickly and completely, it's that Bari Weiss shit the bed on her own terms. There was no woke backlash, no advertiser pressure campaigns or organized boycotts by liberal groups. Millions of people watched it and independently said, "I'd rather not."
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Can he hit 70%? Does he have that dawg in him?
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
government by Clay Travis Call-In Show Listener
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 03/03/2026
So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for: - Who takes over; - Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation; - How to defend US bases in the region; - Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and - How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.
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Mayor Of Metairie @mayorofmetairie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Sometimes you’re hot?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Kash Patel drinking a beer like a real boy
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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Roger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Marielle @nolachick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You would think Rouse's would try to improve their king cake. They've seen the videos. They've heard the feedback. They know it's dry but yet... they stand 10 toes down on their recipe. Confidence: off the charts. The audacity: incalculable
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