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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Being a Saints fan has to be an amazing experience because in the worst times of your life the team was a comfort and an amazing best friend and then when things got better they immediately went back to stealing money out of your purse 
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stevelevitsky.bsky.social @stevelevitsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lucan Way and I have been writing about competitive authoritarianism for more than 25 years. We never thought we'd write this piece. www.journalofdemocracy.org/articles/com...
journalofdemocracy.org
Competitive Authoritarianism in America | Journal of Democracy
The United States has slid into competitive authoritarianism. The slide has been modest and remains reversible—but it is real. Even after Donald Trump, American democracy will remain fragile.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our Japanese friend took us out to dinner and she was telling us that in Japan they hear about an almost mythical American figure called Florida Man. We confirmed for her that his exploits were very real and we also let him choose our leaders
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ms. Rachel for president
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chelsea and Man City cheated to win 13 of 20 titles. Everton transfer ban incoming.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have never seen a guy being blayantly held by 2 guys at once and not get it called. Yay NFL.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shough and Bowers are the 2 best players in the sport. Putting on a show today.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Streisand effect lfggg
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day!!
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They will still finish above Spurs
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Brentford to the Champions League" was one of my Bold Predictions in August. Maybe I should have gone with "Brentford's gonna win the damn Premier League."
Premier League adjusted goal differential as of Sept. 20. Brentford shockingly leads the way.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saints win whodat!!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Hotty Fucking Toddy" Trinidad Chambliss
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Club América @clubamerica.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
¡GO-LA-ZO! ¡GO-LA-ZO! ¡GO-LA-ZO! Miguel Borja con el primero a nuestro favor con una chilena increíble 🤯👌 #ElClásicoDeMéxico
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have I said go to hell lsu. If not, go to hell lsu.
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Alex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 30/08/2025
time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Delaware wins! Go blue hens!
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We would be having so much fun in the championship right now.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Goals in the 4 matches that Tonali played in - ZERO Goals in the 2 matches that Tonali did not play in - SIX
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026
the app for my washer and dryer just let me know the emmy’s were on
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 14/09/2026
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"Skattebo runs like that rat from Ratatouille is under his helmet controlling him... but the rat also just did a bunch of meth."
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HOWWWWWWW
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Backwards passes are now forward passes. What the fuck NFL.
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Come on saints let's get to mediocre this year. #whodat
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maddison has entered his greaseball phase.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow, this is the worst ever 9/11 for the Saudi government www.nbcnews.com/world/middle...
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Iran-backed Houthis take full control of Red Sea coastline, tightening grip on crucial shipping lane
The rebels were reported Friday to have captured Perim, an island vital to controlling the Bab el-Mandeb Strait, one of the world’s most important shipping routes.
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He's not wrong
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hugh Freeze calling prostitutes on his University phone causes LSU to be expelled from the SEC
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Photo of the Allen Fieldhouse student section waving a banner of John Brown holding the NCAA trophy at the final Big 12 Missouri game
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tweet from The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 (@blade_funner):

[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL]

You know what we need?  An otter you can't fucking trust.
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hotty Toddy, I'm ready to be hurt again.
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dabo is so getting fired. Good riddance to that jerk
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8PpJ...
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Let's pretend we scored a goal - Tottenham Hotspur away fans 4-0 at Liverpool
YouTube video by Ben Steptoe
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In the timeline where Spurs got relegated last season we are having a lot more fun. Probably have even scored numerous goals.
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Who should we hire as the next manager? I would go for Kieran McKenna.
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Holy shit Silo finale wow. 🤯
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So Troy Parrott has more goals than the entire Spurs roster and Mikey Moore has more assists. Just when you think it can't get worse.
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Found this on my phone, I made it 2 months ago 😐
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pablo Torre. Do lsu next
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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Great article putting my thoughts into words. thinkoutsidetheball.substack.com/p/tottenhams...
thinkoutsidetheball.substack.com
Tottenham’s summer of intent was actually an abandonment of ambition
Spurs think they can skip steps in their rise to the top, but nobody can, so what they really did was quit trying to build a team that can win major trophies.
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