Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 9hI got the job! 619216 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 9hspent an entire week socializing from morning till night and so now i think i will retreat into a husk for another 30 years 071 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14h[racist piece of shit responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths] Check out my flying car 10565144 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/10/2026wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening 6573123 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I have a tiny little man I keep in a crown royal bag and if he makes too much noise I shake it around really hard 4618 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 15/10/2026acid reflux sounds so cool for something that fucking sucks 3152 0
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Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 14/10/2026i’m eating vegetable combinations my chicken nugget digestive machine can’t even comprehend 071 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026jack of all asses , yet master of none 0428 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 13/10/2026it’s normal to stay up until 4 am scrolling on your phone don’t worry about it 5666 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/10/2026What's wrong with whores? 20907299 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026logging on 817331 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Damned To Hellgore 🐦⬛ (andrew elmore) @elmore.zone · 13/10/2026do u have peanuts on ur phone? 128064 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When my buddies roast hits a little to close to home and I can't think of a comeback 119421 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026me: i love holiday decor marketplace: 1016925 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It's The Muppet Show in our very special guest location The Backrooms! 15456129 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 13/10/2026eventually AI will replace the penis 128310 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 12/10/2026Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today. 1335454538 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 12/10/2026pre-flight diarrhea would be a beautiful name for a girl 3101 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/10/2026me any time I see a tray of deviled eggs 625934 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026the first time you play a video game while on adderall 915819 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 111017 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony 737293 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 07/10/2026asked a coworker how she was doing and she sighed and turned off her camera before answering “it’s going”. shits catastrophic i assume 0141 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 05/10/2026they’re drizzling me in maple syrup and calling me Flap Jack 3331 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 04/10/2026hi welcome to Beebleys, take a seat and i’ll bring you a fresh hot bowl of geebleys. 14654 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026making boba but it’s gushers in some koolaid 194 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The hilarious thing about Whole Foods banning MSG is that Whole Foods is, nonetheless, packed full of MSG. 2784730 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026life is just being under blankets and then all the hell times between being under blankets 18627 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026eating my words and they taste like honey nut cheerios 54517 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 01/10/2026 6537 0
Reposted by ✨J✨(they/them)Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bluesky is like that old shitty car your buddy has and won't get rid of. Like "Yeah sometimes the images don't work and occasionally it will just wiggle back and forth a bunch but you know it's a classic" 2434 0
