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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 21/09/2026
If European countries & other signatories to the International Criminal Court have any self-respect, they'd sanction Rubio & Trump for obstructing investigations of Netanyahu's war crimes.
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Exclusive | Trump Ramps Up Bid to Dismantle International Criminal Court
The U.S. administration is preparing sweeping sanctions that would cut the court off from much of the global financial system.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Percocet

Molly Percocets
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026
Anthropic and OpenAI’s comms strategy:
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How this shit’s about to hit
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Get Mike Tomlin a Twitch stream where he plays Minecraft and I’ll watch every single episode
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Close-up view of a hand holding a phone with instagram open. The image on screen is a horrifyingly crusty, borderline demonic little dog, with a caption below that reads: “Fly high Taquito 🕊️❤️” Panel 2: the man holding the phone exhibits a face of mild shock at the sight of Taquito.
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
these guys are willing to get piker killed, blow up their own party, and bring the economy and what's left of the social safety net down forever all to serve an otherwise powerless foreign government's desire to dominate and destroy all the people around it
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s time to center yourself by repeating these words of power.
Text with humorous "Warrior Affirmations" about interactions with Jesus, mentioning things like being cool, waiting before inviting Jesus home, and watching "Pawn Stars" on the couch.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey look it's the libertarian currency that's entirely dependent on government action to gain value
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lmao
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
itty bitty gnome
Itty bitty gnome armed with a spear and a shield.
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Aryeh @aryehcw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
new bizarre Trump stance just dropped
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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the saddam hussein diagram but in place of hussein it's spacex's shitty stock history
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
SOURCE: The San Diego Padres have signed third-round pick, collegiate catcher Wrangler Husband, to an $1.08 million deal. Slot value was $808.1k.
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Logan Hard @loganhard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh no. He’s got an acronym? Harbaugh is cooked.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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IGN @ign.com · 02/07/2026
Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."
Minions Director Confirms No Minions Worked For Hitler

Via: Polygon
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is how I remembered it’s Friday afternoon
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/06/2026
I am often saying this
What matters is not the eggs
It is the Goose itself
True value = The power to keep laying eggs
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/06/2026
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...
Internal mechanism
The True Source of Value
ASI
Golden Egg factory inside the goose
What you see are the eggs
What produces them is the factory itself
ACI
ASI ASI
ASI
ASI
ASI
ASI
ASI
AS'
ASI
ASI
ASI
ASI
ASI
ASI
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Market
Capitalization
Egg
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value
= JPY 74T +
Goose
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value
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Shareholder Value = 3 eggs
Goose was not valued
Goose value
0?
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Eggs do not lay eggs
3 → 74
Increase = 71
It was the goose that created value
74 - 3 = 71
Goose value
71
는 49
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Cleveland Browns QB depth chart
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2026
Trump endorses Iran having ballistic missiles: "I'm saying that if other countries have them, it's a little unfair for them not to have some"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2026
Trump says that Iran "has to have" ballistic missiles, adding "what am I going to do? Am I going to let Saudi Arabia have missiles but they can't have them?"
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Greg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
thank you Trump for making Shrek white again
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Chris ßrinton @cjbrinton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Rock Chalk Algeria #2
leggy algerian jayhawk
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Victxr Thembanyama 🗿 @chainsawmaam.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
All-fucking-timer white guy off the street acting here
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
bull in a china shop
a stylized 3d render of a greek soldier with a fork and plate confronted by a minotaur in a labrythine china shop.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Jesus: I’ve returned my children “Yeah we not really bout that no more” Jesus: what “Don’t really do church no more” Jesus: what do you mea- “We buy sneakers now” Jesus: you buy wha- “Sneakers. Like on StockX. I’ll show you” *3 mins later* Jesus:
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
*Benoit Blanc saunters into the room absently perusing the bookshelves before he looks above his glasses * “I believe what we have here is a case of doo doo in the dairy”
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 04/06/2026
"would you live in a jail cell for 37 days to win $835,000" is like your average Mr Beast challenge
A man in Tennessee who was arrested and jailed for 37 days after refusing to take down memes about Charlie Kirk’s death has won an $835,000 settlement.
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Jacqueline Codiga (DJ horse jeans) @horsejeans.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Victor Wembanyama
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Pondering
Travois
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Still from the television show King of the Hill showing Bobby laying fave down on the Hills living room floor as Peggy looks on. There is a glitch effect  where there is a lighter translucent image of Bobby above him with lines coming down making it look like Bobby's soul is leaving his body.
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Anyways I'm too busy to get to the wedding Don junior. Working on some documents.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 22/05/2026
A woman says “Microsoft reports are exposing AI’s real cost problem: Using the tech is more expensive than paying human employees” And a man opens a calendar to see Ed Zitron, the smiling man
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this photo cracks me up
JJ Abrams and George Lucas at the premiere for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. George Lucas appears blurry as he was moving toward JJ Abrams when the photo was taken.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Mom says I get to punish today
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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a Trade Alert graphic in the style of a sports social media account announcing the trade of two gorillas between the Pittsburgh and Boston zoos
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