Reposted by Shape EnjoyerPhil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 8hWhen they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image. 271851737
Reposted by Shape Enjoyerlaura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 03/10/2026movie about a time traveler going back to 1999 to convince everybody working in y2k prevention to just let the computers die 334780
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 17hactual terrorstatic.klipy.comPingu and the Walrus EncounterALT: Pingu and the Walrus Encounter 610616
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 28111353557
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22hYes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve 404835650
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 134109502964
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerGavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble. 301517290
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/10/2026Yes, every time thr "don't be political you'll lose half your audience" writer advice discourse cycle comes around, I'm always like "Jesus if they're still half my audience I'm doing something wrong" 117622
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like, it's easier to think fondly of eg the lurpack butter golem when you don't live in a world where pausing a tv show turns your entire screen into a gambling advert. 6415
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerEniko Fox @enikofox.com · 03/10/2026watching alleged professionals across industries act like they're soooo clever for using the machine that does a crap job, makes you crap at your job, and who's creators have said multiple times is designed to put you out of a job 511723
Reposted by Shape Enjoyerjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1602560646
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerBUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Happy birthday to Henry the vacuum cleaner x 3837393
Reposted by Shape Enjoyerjbrilliant.bsky.social @jbrilliant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My “bond markets are functioning in an orderly manner" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement. 17812
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Then fuck off? "If you won't let us do crimes we won't hoover up all your assets and extract rents" ok? So go then. 718456
Reposted by Shape Enjoyerbcj @bcjbcj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026guy, who doesn't know what dogs are, listening to Freak on a Leash: ohhhh! that's what that was 095
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026acab includes any website that asks for your ID 04614
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerGeraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave 426568
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerThe Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I truly believe that when live service games shut down, they should be legally obligated it release all client and server code into the public domain, as well as all the assets. 15579160
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerAndrew @andrewt.net · 01/10/2026The Grammar Police work for The Powers That Are 021
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerEttin @ettin.itch.io · 17/03/2026Thinking of getting into the "game lore theory youtuber" business 261665404
Shape Enjoyer @richardmaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, I can't unthink this thought when I read that word at work now. Time to inflict it on my coworkers. 011
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerEniko Fox @enikofox.com · 01/10/2026Hearing news that NVidia is working on experimental inter-dimensional travel through teleporters (which they call "gateways") on Mars' moons Phobos and Deimos. 10799
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerAllie @rally.luckyraven.cc · 30/09/2026Teach a man to fish, you'll feed him for a lifetime. Teach a cat to fish, you've made a cataclysmic mistake. 1446
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerEniko Fox @enikofox.com · 07/03/2025Whatever the question is, Brave browser is never the answer 926762
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerMatt Round @mattround.com · 01/10/2026A wonky robot that falls over is so perfectly on-brand for Evri, great work everyone 105920
Reposted by Shape Enjoyermuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026deadlock is one of those games that looks super cool, but i'm not playing a MOBA bro 7893
Reposted by Shape Enjoyermuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026firing my technical adviser because he keeps dunking phones in the pool to cool them down 313518
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit 132471594
Reposted by Shape Enjoyerlaura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 29/09/2026remember my burger game? its' coming out in TWO DAYS. Go wishlish it and throw me some cash when it's out pls pls store.steampowered.com/news/app/514...store.steampowered.comYou Should Consider Making a Burger EX on SteamHOW HIGH WILL YOU STACK IT? Drop ingredients as high as you can, get powerups, unlock new burgers, that's really all there is to it. 1169
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026battle of hoover dam? yeah it's a battle every time i do this damn hoovering! *vats noise* 0262
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026let me just stop you there mr podcast and set your mind at ease 0382
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British 512060226
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerPete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A serious work email vs my brain's reaction 2418
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerLeft Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The majority of people I hear about AI revolutionising work is from people that run companies or divisions, not sociologists. 7224
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026Every AI CEO sounds like this. 81065305
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The BBC's new director general's brain is smaller on the inside. 32927205
Reposted by Shape Enjoyerdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 13/07/2024generals gathered in their masses, 17803177
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 833617914
Reposted by Shape Enjoyermattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4999181778
Reposted by Shape EnjoyerAndy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Militarystatic.klipy.comBen Elton's Politics BitAlt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics 316056
Reposted by Shape Enjoyernatemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet 141308368