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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 1h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 4h
oh i have lost it i am gone
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 8h
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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laura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 03/10/2026
movie about a time traveler going back to 1999 to convince everybody working in y2k prevention to just let the computers die
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 17h
actual terror
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Pingu and the Walrus Encounter
ALT: Pingu and the Walrus Encounter
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22h
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/10/2026
Yes, every time thr "don't be political you'll lose half your audience" writer advice discourse cycle comes around, I'm always like "Jesus if they're still half my audience I'm doing something wrong"
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like, it's easier to think fondly of eg the lurpack butter golem when you don't live in a world where pausing a tv show turns your entire screen into a gambling advert.
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Shape Enjoyer @richardmaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The cover art for Phantasy Star Online, with all the character classes arranged similarly to the Morrowind artwork
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 03/10/2026
watching alleged professionals across industries act like they're soooo clever for using the machine that does a crap job, makes you crap at your job, and who's creators have said multiple times is designed to put you out of a job
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Happy birthday to Henry the vacuum cleaner x
screen grab of Henry the vacuum cleaner's wikipedia page
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jbrilliant.bsky.social @jbrilliant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My “bond markets are functioning in an orderly manner" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then fuck off? "If you won't let us do crimes we won't hoover up all your assets and extract rents" ok? So go then.
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Śmoj @chudoklates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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bcj @bcjbcj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guy, who doesn't know what dogs are, listening to Freak on a Leash: ohhhh! that's what that was
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
acab includes any website that asks for your ID
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I truly believe that when live service games shut down, they should be legally obligated it release all client and server code into the public domain, as well as all the assets.
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Andrew @andrewt.net · 01/10/2026
The Grammar Police work for The Powers That Are
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 17/03/2026
Thinking of getting into the "game lore theory youtuber" business
Mew"two" implies a Mew"one"??
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Shape Enjoyer @richardmaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, I can't unthink this thought when I read that word at work now. Time to inflict it on my coworkers.
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 01/10/2026
Hearing news that NVidia is working on experimental inter-dimensional travel through teleporters (which they call "gateways") on Mars' moons Phobos and Deimos.
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc · 30/09/2026
Teach a man to fish, you'll feed him for a lifetime. Teach a cat to fish, you've made a cataclysmic mistake.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 07/03/2025
Whatever the question is, Brave browser is never the answer
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 01/10/2026
A wonky robot that falls over is so perfectly on-brand for Evri, great work everyone
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
deadlock is one of those games that looks super cool, but i'm not playing a MOBA bro
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
firing my technical adviser because he keeps dunking phones in the pool to cool them down
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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laura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 29/09/2026
remember my burger game? its' coming out in TWO DAYS. Go wishlish it and throw me some cash when it's out pls pls store.steampowered.com/news/app/514...
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You Should Consider Making a Burger EX on Steam
HOW HIGH WILL YOU STACK IT? Drop ingredients as high as you can, get powerups, unlock new burgers, that's really all there is to it.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
battle of hoover dam? yeah it's a battle every time i do this damn hoovering! *vats noise*
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let me just stop you there mr podcast and set your mind at ease
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A serious work email vs my brain's reaction
Text saying: "Action: adopt SBOMs and dependency controls, and strength network resiliency" SBOMs are Software Bill of Materials, a list of the software used inside, or by, your software.Tom Jones on an old Sony CRT TV singing "Sex Bomb"
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The majority of people I hear about AI revolutionising work is from people that run companies or divisions, not sociologists.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The BBC's new director general's brain is smaller on the inside.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
generals gathered in their masses,
apu in the simpsons in the kwik-e-mart telling homer the new issue of gigantic asses magazine came in
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Shape Enjoyer @richardmaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨 SHAPES MENTIONED 🚨
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military
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Ben Elton's Politics Bit
Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 28/09/2026
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