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LukeBMTB

@lukebmtb.bsky.social
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Usual Twitter transfer. Dog walks, photo's (OM1 + phone), dad puns, education, some politics, some family stuff, trying to maintain a 600 year old house. Please excuse the typos.

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 5m
This deserves an honourary knighthood
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Pete Apps @peteapps.bsky.social · 59m
Breaking: the Met Police has submitted charging files to the Crown Prosecution Service resulting from its Grenfell fire investigation. The files cover 54 individuals and 20 companies and cover charges including fraud, misconduct in public office and manslaughter
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 12m
Buy Amelia's stuff - she's a good egg.
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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 2h
Mission statement: I make beautiful &/or silly things to spread JOY It’s my birthday on Saturday so I’d be really grateful if you’d share this in accordance with the scriptures! FANKS x Art Artofnote.sumupstore.com Greetings Dippyfishcards.etsy.com Misc and Tips ko-fi.com/dippyfish/shop #bsnm
Badass wee vamp - available as a card or print at Dippyfishcards.etsy.comSing when you’re winning - a Robin pebble portrait with REAL GOLD BITS  available on artofnote.sumupstore.comCake by the ocean, a Cornwall coast abstract piece from my 2025 St Ives series - available at artofnote.sumupstore.comLovebirds - on a Land of Smiles score page - Art of Note series print - original in honour of my late mum. Available at artofnote.sumupstore.com
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 16m
"two other pilots took control of the plane" Imagine the tannoy: "If any of the passengers is a pilot please make themselves known to cabin crew."
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 36m
also, c’mon people, the little square icon on the bottom right of uploaded pics copies image text for you, it takes two extra seconds to then paste it into the alt window
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 2h
Most TV is just this now.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 47m
The wording makes it sound like the pedestrian was already injured before the crash.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 2h
I suspect I'll be part of the billiard ball vote by the time it affects me.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 3h
Douglas Richardson's Lexus fuel of choice.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 3h
Channel 14 is reporting that one pilot attempted suicide, sending the aircraft into a steep dive from 30,000 to 15,000 feet at Mach 1. The second pilot fought him off and regained control.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 3h
A passenger to i24 News: "We heard screams and saw blood. The pilot was stabbed. There were moments when we thought we weren't going to make it out alive."
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 3h
A FlyDubai plane issued emergency signals while heading towards Tel Aviv and IDF jets were scrambled in response. The cause: the two FlyDubai pilots had a brawl.
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Dave Cobblers @cobbblers.bsky.social · 3h
I ordered 48 loo rolls off Amazon. "Delivered" w/ a picture of them leant against a desk. I complained and they sent another, which was "delivered" next to the first one. This kept happening until a flustered man who lived 800yds away turned up at my door with 192 toilet rolls. We went halves on em😎
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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 3h
This beauty was a couple of weeks ago.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 3h
There's a strong argument for moving the funding to central government but with regional/local management in the same way we do with the NHS, imo.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 4h
I would love to have seen that self-aggrandising farmer's face when she found out that she didn't, in fact, save the nation.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 4h
1/19 Eleven years after a church picnic in New York killed a thousand people, a company picnic in Chicago killed 844 more. The ship never left the wharf. She rolled over while the band was playing, in twenty feet of water, six metres from the bank. The SS Eastland. A 🧵. #maritimehistory
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 10h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 4h
Explodey is the way to go.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 4h
Better opening credits than even The Flashing Blade.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 9h
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 5h
AI ball bearing ads - a race to the bottom?
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · 6h
From Sara Baume's Seven Steeples.
In reality, nothing was within their price range. They lived off social welfare payments and dwindling savings. They had become poor and shabby without noticing. Sometimes there was, over the twig-filled fireplace of the ruins they courted, a Sacred Heart of Jesus, its red glow lancing the gloom.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 5h
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #BestOfTheMonth. Cooler weather seems to have delivered a lot more birds to the area. Here's a few of them. Egret, raven(crow?), egret catching two fish at once(never thought I'd see that!) , kestrel and kingfisher. #birds #photography
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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 15h
Paddling (canoeing) across Windermere today, into the teeth of a pretty stiff Force 3 wind - lumpy, and just this side of whitecaps - I came across a swimming squirrel, looking very stressed. Not a planned swim, I'm guessing. It was 300m to either shore, so I'm not sure s/he was going to be okay.
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Kevin Lo @w4klo.com · 15h
a calvin and hobbes comic panel where hobbes asks, "what about the noodle incident?" and calvin replies "no one can prove I did that!!"
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 17h
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 15h
Egret heading down river. #birds #photography
Large White bits, choppy looking river
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 15h
Images not loading again? *sigh*
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 15h
Jay from tea time. Don't see many of those around here. #birds #photography
Jay in a tree
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Carl Bovis @carlbovisnature.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whoever spends the most in my shop in one transaction during September will win this 24 x 16 inch premium hard-backed Goldfinch in cherry blossom canvas print! (Worth £90!)😀 One of my other customers will win a 2027 calendar!😀 Here's my shop; www.carlbovis.com/shop-3 🐦❤️
The 16 inch by 24 inch hard backed canvas print featuring a Goldfinch and pink blossoms of a flowering cherry tree
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 18h
Commentators reading the Premier League ruling on Manchester City.
The wincing stones meme.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 16h
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 17h
It's stupidly warm for 7pm at the end of September. Dog walk in a t-shirt.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 17h
So the outcome is basically the Fairford Dogging/Cruising Club needing to find a new location.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 17h
Probably won't park there again. I suspect I've said that before, though.
Land rover front end. Lots of bird poo.
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Lesley McDowell @lesleymcdowell.bsky.social · 18h
It's not every day a house comes with its own bomb shelter... www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 4 bedroom semi-detached house for sale on Rightmove
4 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in 16 Larch Road, Dumbreck, Glasgow, G41 5DA, G41 for £465,000. Marketed by Miller Beckett and Jackson, Glasgow
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 19h
Beats the usual grainy CCTV images. I hope they're identified, prosecuted and, if found guilty, Find Out big time. www.brightonandhovenews.org/2026/09/29/p...
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Police release CCTV after racist bus abuse
Detectives investigating a report of a racist tirade against passengers on a bus have released an image of a woman
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 19h
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.
Bugatti Royale, bloke in tweed and plus twos stood beside it.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 20h
That time the Noise Survey was sponsored by The Ipcress Files.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22h
The byline left up there like a head on a spike outside a castle
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 20h
Black headed gull stretching it's wings. #birds #photography
Two gulls on water, one has lifted out and has wings up.
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 21h
Striesand Effect incoming.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"we can always tell"
An article titled "women's rugby star with alopecia forced to lift her shirt to prove her gender when using bathroom"
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 22h
This Day in Labor History: September 29, 1917. The Army intervenes in the strikes of the Northwest forests and sends in the military to get out the wood for airplanes. It both busted the IWW and also massively improved conditions on the ground for workers. Let's talk about this unusual moment!
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 21h
Thread. The Spruce Production Division sound like they were the production division that always dressed well.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 21h
Amazing contrast to Starmer's buttoned up style as Burnham delivers his speech stripped to the waist and covered in peanut butter, repeatedly diving into the audience
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 22h
content not available in my region, but this one works if you're in the UK
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Skydivers literally jump into action to help survivors of plane crash
A group of skydivers who saw a small plane go down rushed to the crash site and literally jumped into action to help the survivors.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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