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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cover art I made for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires. Available to pre-order from Mercurio Books
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
your conduct got the cashiers exchanging glances
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
she took my white boy that says inshallah in the divorce
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 15/08/2026
MOM’s Organic Market bans employees from wearing face masks while working
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MOM’s Organic Market bans employees from wearing face masks while working
Employees at MOM’s Organic Market locations across the state are demanding answers after the Rockville-based grocery chain instituted a new policy prohibiting employees from wearing medical face masks...
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dr. Stephen Maturin from Master and Commander, ships surgeon, best friend of Captain Jack Aubrey (that's Russell Crowe), noted book enjoyer and laudanum addict
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
cant believe they ruined the oddesy. homer simpson is rolling in his grave
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is the World Cup content I'm here for.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ghost sightings are stupid. Same with UFOs and Bigfoot. Try spotting something people will actually believe. Run into your buddy at the store
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
when the coworker ten years younger than me starts telling me what's in the vape I'm holding
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Believe the stience @triednothing.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A fake Star Trek TNG title card with the meme quote from Master & Commander: "April – 1805
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet
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before him
Oceans are now battlefields"
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 20/05/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/05/2026
we're seeing if grogu's entire body can fit inside the gom jabbar box
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15/05/2026
this Elon Musk plot to steal your 401(k) money is really going underdiscussed
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
sorry theyre calling you crazy but I'm not gonna call you superman anymore. the doctors were very clear about that. they actually seemed mad i was even asking
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
all my pumpkins, smashed
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Alex says "the world is so horrible Bluegrass Tony." Bluegrass Tony, an elderly bearded man with a corncob pipe, overalls and a straw hat says "well I don't know nothing 'bout that. I just like pickin'.  Bluegrass Tony, sitting on a stump, barefoot, plays Foggy Mountain Breakdown on the banjo. Alex still seems depressed. She says "they're trying to kill us all, Bluegrass Tony." Bluegrass Tony, unphased, continues playing Foggy Mountain Breakdown.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 09/05/2026
I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Artie Naismith is a crotchety old vet who'd first served as a scout in the 2nd war for Armageddon, earned his place in the Vilifiers during the 3rd, and now takes part in what will most likely be his final tour in the Armageddon subsector. #warhammercommunity
RTB01 space marine miniature painted in the yellow and black of the Marines Malevolent
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
casio makes watches. casio makes keyboards. why don't they make a watch with a little keyboard on it
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
France says… We will not live in a surveillance state. Take note Americans
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 05/04/2026
holy shit
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
System of a down toxicity album cover but it's Bobomb Battlefield
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
they called her laura palmer because she could palm a rock better than anyone in that sleepy town. laura was dunking on those fools. queen of the court. coulda gone pro
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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Glenn Fabry
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If you've never seen the intro to Dirty Pair: Project Eden, you may be surprised to discover that it's one of the most beautiful things ever animated.
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Castle-Jay-nia @revengeoftrashboy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
we did it, Joe
It's me, shaking hands with a stately, portly fellow in a top hat wearing a banner that says EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP. He's the Mayor of Sleep? Archduke of Slumber? I dunno.
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
#marathon
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Simon Roy @simonroy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
An ornate hooded hearth in the Demiurge's keep, revealed as the portal to a secret realm
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
ice cream can be stored for much longer if placed in a freezer. like and subscribe for more exclusive tips and tricks
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Amos @westernstyle.live · 06/03/2026
something after marathon
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/02/2026
the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️ fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/02/2026
today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
AI has sullied America's most sacred tradition: Commercials being kind of good during the big game
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 31/01/2026
So what I’m gathering is a pedophilic billionaire successfully worked to destigmatize race science among the academic, political, and business elite partly by sex trafficking girls. Is that the shape of it so far?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/01/2026
4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the southern aristocracy was built on pedophiliac rape and that was the thing that more than anything else converted Northerners who encountered it from begrudging soldiers to crusaders.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
People are right to be incensed, but there are more names to uplift. ICE killed an immigrant man named Silverio Villegas González in Chicagoland. He had children. Victor Manuel Diaz was kidnapped in Minneapolis and died in ICE custody on January 14. Their names deserve to be repeated, too.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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dr steve @maturin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
the job of highwayman has been in severe decline since people stopped pulling over on highways
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𝓧 ༝༚ [he/him] @handle.invalid · 20/01/2026
if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses. please share, it's urgent
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
Count Dooku from one of those hilarious "behind the movie" star wars books that breaks down the design and philosophy of characters and tech but it's pointing at his eyes going "Count's gaze immobilizes weak minded individuals"
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
MUST WATCH: In Aurora a Chicago suburb ICE agents boxed in a U.S. citizen’s car and fired into her windshield while her kids were inside. She was screaming that her children were in the car and they pulled the trigger anyway. Let that sink in.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 13/01/2026
Now, he meets his judgment from Godbert
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