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The Scary

@antlerpuppy.bsky.social
115 followers 57 following 604 posts

She/It 🏳️‍⚧️ 06/20/03 Recipient of the 2007 "DO NOT SERVE" award at Denny's™ If you need better alt text on any of my posts just lemme know

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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I kinda hate that one song from polar express bc waht if i wanna let it cool huh? maybe i like to actually taste the chocolate instead of burning my whole mouth. dipshit
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i do appreciate that fewer people these days look at you like you're crazy when you say you don't want to kill bugs
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sorry it's been a bit, I just got taken on an slap-tastic adventure that's equal parts educational and fun for the whole family! Also my uncle overdosed.
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if ur reading this u have been defeated
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fine day on campus today
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marcy maybe. who knows @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Neophyte Kamille Stheno, Sons of Medusa After a long and costly rampage, the Sons of Medusa have finally been able to anticipate where Navau's Revenge would next strike. Now, Atropos brings death to the renegades who dared turn the gifts of the Archmagos against the Imperium. #warhammercommunity
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Xarl'an the loathsome. A type of lesser daemon of Malice demonologists refer to as a Hookterror or Malignancy. Loosely based on a piece by Tony Ackland and kitbashed from a Cryptguard. #warhammercommunity #oldhammer
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am so happy to live in a world where there are beverages
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*lengthens my molars by 1 inch*
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lieutenant Brayden Spears of the Marines Malevolent #warhammercommunity
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ted cruz has no wrinkles on his butthole
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Painted up the mini of the month, his name is Goffreek Rukkmog and he's one of Uzmog Badeye's Basha Boys. #warhammercommunity
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They call it the Thropegoat #WarhammerCommunity
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i had a nightmare can i sleep in ur bed tonight @mayor.nyc.gov
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i am 1 woman tall
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
scissoring but for butts let's press our holes together
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
GOP announces Mecha McConnell
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
[sober voice]: aparently cars strt honking if u punch them hard enoug
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
they're doing origami shit to my genitals
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
C-section but they give the baby a scalpel so it can burst out with a cinematic sword slash like Raiden Metal Mear
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
painting desk is set back up, i can start work on the creatures again
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 14/06/2026
The bees have conquered Half-Life crate puzzles
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
every game is a billion gigabytes and you can fit maybe two on ur computer and it takes 9 months to uninstall one and replace it with another and this is good for the game industry
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I choose to regard the pit they keep Andy Chambers in as canon #warhammercommunity
A promotional page for Warhammer 40,000's third edition from white dwarf #226

Inquisition file X55041-22/Chambers, Andy

+++++ recording begins ++++++

Inquisitor: ...so, the subject has recovered consciousness. Let us begin again.

Subject: AAAAAAAGH! What do you want from me! I haven't done anything wrong!

Inquisitor: Everyone is guilty of something my son, and from this firm axiom, it only remains to determine levels of corruption and culpability, so tell me, what made you think you could get away with rewriting the Warhammer 40,000 game?

Subject: We...we were careful to find out what everyone wanted before we even began! All the commanders I spoke to wanted to be able to fight with bigger forces. The Imperial Guard Colonels all complained that they couldn't deploy all of their tanks on the battlefield at once. All the other commanders couldn't use their entire armies at once either. They were limited to skirmish actions and even they were often time consuming, sluggish affairs. Also, the old game has had so many extra troops and vehicles added to it over the years that it was hard to keep track of everything without an entire battalion of Administratum scribes helping out. All we wanted to do was give them a better tool for fighting out seriously big engagements, something fast-playing but still rewarding for skillful generals and tactical thinkers.

Inquisitor: And how have you achieved this apparently laudable aim?

Subject: We streamlined the game so that squads of troops are the main fighting elements of an army. We kept all the best elements of the old game and the main mechanics of it roll to hit, roll to wound, take armour saves.

Inquisitors Yes, yes, these things are familiar to us, get on with it.

Subject: But that's the beauty of it, the game will be familiar to anyone that's played it before, It's easy to learn but difficult to master. Especially since we've worked hard on making sure that characters and vehicles aren't excessively powerful, the …
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
These are those things Jordan Peterson thinks they have in China
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
post someone bald, let's see those scalps #warhammercommunity
Bald space marine pirate in the red and  Ivory of Navau's RevengeBald Marines Malevolent chucking a gas grenadeA bald Emperor's Children marine in the grey and pink of the Palantine Riot A bald severed head on a spike
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
dumbest thing abt my experience with pots is that I actually forgot that most ppl actually do genuinely feel comfortable standing
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
shut your bitch ass up fuck you
some kind of small wrinkly rotund creature with an expression.
Genuinely can't get more descriptive than that I'm sorry it's like a gerbil or something small like that but it looks like some kind of ball.
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The Ymir Conglomerate sends a survey team to Kivutar-606 to judge the strength of its new occupiers #warhammercommunity
A Hernkyn Yaegir miniature painted with red armor of the Ymir Conglomerate and a white coat walking through the snow. There's a chaos space marine helmet from the Emperor's Children legion at their feet
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brickonator @brickonator.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Brother Diego Viktar of the Marines Malevolent also the servo skull's name is Craig but nobody bothers to ask about it #warhammercommunity
A Space Marine panted in the heraldry of the Marines Malevolent carrying a flamer and bolt pistol. A servoskull floats beside them
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
40k fans when Captain Gorelord Scornheart from the Skull Punchers chapter sacrifices himself to protect a group of settler colonialists from the godless aliens
Marine crying and saluting at a funeral
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
John Halo: "At last...the Halo." Cortosis: "Please fuck me." John Halo: "no."
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Made me realize I haven't posted any of my Gorgon here #warhammercommunity
Tyranid models in the green and bone of hive fleet Gorgon arranged like a mosh pitBiovoreSpore minesA Termagaunt with a little guardsmen cap
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Artie Naismith is a crotchety old vet who'd first served as a scout in the 2nd war for Armageddon, earned his place in the Vilifiers during the 3rd, and now takes part in what will most likely be his final tour in the Armageddon subsector. #warhammercommunity
RTB01 space marine miniature painted in the yellow and black of the Marines Malevolent
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
this is what it's like to live in wisconsin
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
if u pray hard enough u unlock chain lightning attacks
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Game idea @nintendo Mindchud 2: Curse of the Mindchud
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
his name is pee pee supreme and he was forced to eat sand as a child #warhammercommunity
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 15/04/2026
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
steve block man from mine game
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
fuck you have some pirates #warhammercommunity
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
i just saw a video of a guy on the internet
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
pats my flat skinny tummy and it makes tambourine sounds
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
girl let me get ur MyChart
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The Scary @antlerpuppy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i just smoked an evil cigarette which is like a normal cigarette
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