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Matt R

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Lerry Ellison and his weird son Blunther (??) Ellison look like they go on weekend trips to kill horses and steal their teeth
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when a team says "nobody thought we could do this," they were lying, until the chicago white sox said it
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember? 💕 #September21
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Media reporting Trump’s $5,000 “pledge” following the scarecrow child structure almost perfectly fyi
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This Trump administration official is either disqualifyingly ignorant or knowingly lying. You decide. Evergreen post, I know.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
it is wednesneigh my dudes
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
extremely curious about exact the degree to which the president is fully encased in a slop-generated alternate reality
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the one truth in america that you actually arent allowed to say is that republicans and anyone supporting trump are dumb as dog shit. like actually very stupid people who should not be in charge of anything
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2025
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wonder how Natalie Harp is filtering the news about Natalie Harp. Human Printer jam?
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't care if Bluesky's numbers are down. I use it to follow a few hundred weirdos who post too much. If this place folds they'll move someplace else and I'll follow them. You don't have to care if your baseball team makes money and you don't have to care if your social media platform is growing.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How many stories have you read in the last month about how radical & extreme Francesca Hong & Abdul El-Sayed are, & how the Democrats are veering far left? How many stories have you read in the last month about how radical & extreme Tom Tiffany & Ken Paxton are, & how the GOP is veering far right?
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It really is wild, sad, bizarre, predictable. Not only is it not believable. It's no overstatement to say that when ICE says guy tried to run us over, tried to attack, threatened to shoot ... that's ICE for 'hey, our guys were pumped up and they shot the guy.'
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Alan Wagner
@truewagner
At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...

[photo of a poster on a telephone pole that reads:
HOW TO "PUNISH" MY DAUGHTER?

My daughter is biting hair!

I'm a single father so l don't have the "maternal instinct".

CALLING ALL MOMS...

Best way to tell her this is not ok with out being too harsh?

Please write the answer:

(handwritten answers:)
Feed her a stew that makes her blind Feed her a stew that makes her go Blind for 1 day
Stew that blinDs her For A DAY
Feed Her A TyPe of stew that Makes her
Blind For 1 Day
1 Day Blinding Stew]
1:30 PM • Jan 30, 2024
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 25/06/2026
You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2026
Hims Introduces New Line Of Folders To Hold In Front Of Embarrassing Boners theonion.com/hims-introduces-new-li…
Hims Introduces New Line Of Folders To Hold In Front Of Embarrassing Boners
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Stop telling those of us who enjoy raw milk that the milk contains cow shit. We know. That’s why we drink it!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/06/2026
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Is NBC Hiring? Lesley Stahl Investigates.

60 Minutes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/05/2026
Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community theonion.com/listerine-leaves-0-1-o…
Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is not how airports work. There are a finite number of slots and gates. You cannot take every international flight from seven of the biggest airports in the country and redistribute them to red states. That's not how any of this works.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“The U.S. and Israel bombed Ahmadinejad to free Ahmadinejad but the plan failed after Ahmadinejad did not enjoy being bombed as much as he thought he would. Meanwhile, the Kentucky 6th district has deposed its representative due to his opposition to pedophilia.” Sure. Fine. Whatever. I give up.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
🎧 My new thread: 20 of my fave rare groove tracks! AFAIK legendary UK DJ Norman Jay coined the term & had a show devoted to it It’s not one thing—it has multitudes!—but it referred to hard-to-find, under-the-radar, groovy funk/soul/R&B/jazz Here’s a defining tune 1/20 youtu.be/EBE2QeaeIXM?...
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I Don’t Know What It Is, But It Sure Is Funky
YouTube video by Ripple - Topic
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
kash patel increasingly feels like a tracy jordan-esque character
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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The Times Of America @timesofamerica.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
New Gold Statute Of Trump Shows Him Shaking Fist At Blacks Attempting To Vote
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Flowers For Algernon-ass President
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Scar about to send Mufasa to his death says "And this is why we need a ballroom"
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
beast mode
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Joel Montfort @montfort.me · 27/04/2026
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I mean, of course that’s what happening. It’s been clear the whole time
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Koreen Brennan @koreen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Hey you know how the Right was laser focused on learning illiberal strategies from Orbán in order to pervert and weaponize the state? Now is the time to learn from the dismantling of that regime, including a relentless effort to prosecute them for their crimes.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it'll be back in three days
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 31/03/2026
The key to understanding Trump II is that it’s an administration predicated on doing a national murder-suicide for the crime of embarrassing Trump in 2020
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 30/03/2026
‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive
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‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive
Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Thirty-five years ago, when Jack Karlson was hauled into a police car outside a Chinese restaurant in Queensland, he couldn’t have known his bombastic speech would be watched by millions around the world, become a meme and now, be preserved for ever in Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive. Karlson’s declaration – “Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! … What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” – is one of nine pieces of audio that have been added to the NFSA’s Sounds of Australia collection this year, along with a pedestrian crossing signal and Missy Higgins’ 2004 hit Scar. Continue reading...
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