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Matt R

@mattr644.bsky.social
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think at that point you just give up on the call as it wasn't meant to be.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Lerry Ellison and his weird son Blunther (??) Ellison look like they go on weekend trips to kill horses and steal their teeth
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Former MSU QB club is large and spectacular
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You don't find this worrying?
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's not even a scheduled tweet though because he's got quotes in there, he's just lying
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Overpriced
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GoA? WTF.
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that never happened to me in 27 years living there, but I don't see how it's different than Indiana, or rural parts of any state in the Midwest
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In what way is Michigan southern? As someone originally from Michigan, this is the first I'm hearing of this...
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What fruit will warn me of carbon monoxide?
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But are their receipts still long?
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Better to just rip off the bandaid
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You were right to do that, though
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think that's how TV shows work...
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Marge Simpson: That's True, But He Shouldn't Say It
ALT: Marge Simpson: That's True, But He Shouldn't Say It
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See you're proving Kai Ryssdal right
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or they just watch Newsmax or something
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when a team says "nobody thought we could do this," they were lying, until the chicago white sox said it
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow cargo pants
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still think it's worth the money
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great minds
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bart Simpson: At Least You Tried Cake
ALT: Bart Simpson: At Least You Tried Cake
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here's my only conspiracy theory - so many people have signed up for pre-check at this point that the general boarding security line is actually faster. I base this on a sample size of one flight from ORD.
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ypsitucky
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the content that I crave
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember? 💕 #September21
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's just Christopher Walken, who is indeed the ultimate man
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is this a mushroom? Took this in North Carolina a couple weeks ago...
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good I fucking love horse
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And 68 rushing TDs.
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was at work
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Fry: Shut Up And Take My Money
ALT: Fry: Shut Up And Take My Money
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What if Kermit got sent to a gulag...
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Media reporting Trump’s $5,000 “pledge” following the scarecrow child structure almost perfectly fyi
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Canada oil
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Bart Harley Jarvis Looking Cute
ALT: Bart Harley Jarvis Looking Cute
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
ALT: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wait, they're doing what now?
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sure looks like over time there's no correlation
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Matt R @mattr644.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Bender from Futurama: Kill All Humans!
ALT: Bender from Futurama: Kill All Humans!
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