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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
QB situation continues to go extremely well for Atlanta
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Houthis: what the fuck, you told us it was economical to build the IR sensor with aluminum foil instead of mercury cadmium telluride Claude: That is exactly the right challenge to raise, and the honest answer is that the claim was asserted rather than demonstrated. Inshallah it won't happen again
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If the Southeastern Conference has to file a federal civil rights claim under the 1st Amendment against LSU to enforce its amateurism rules...that does not bode well for its future as a governing body. acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:...
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The NBA just gave the Clippers the death penalty
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ha-Seong Kim, future World Series MVP
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my gf was trying to gas me up and told my 9yo "your dad is one of the smartest people I know" and she deadpanned "you need to meet more people" crushed both of us with 6 words like Hemingway
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Like Newt Gingrich, Alexi Lalas parleyed a few good weeks in 1994 into an entire career and then refused to go away.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina is like if Steph Curry played on the 1989 Detroit Pistons
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The news is always "This absolute fool was dismantled in hearings today. He is manifestly unqualified for the position and would be an existential danger if confirmed. Disaster. He is set to be confirmed immediately." When you ask why everyone is furious and exhausted all the time, this is why.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/03/2024
every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Soccer would be more fun without VAR
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Quansah out two games. Starmer humiliated again. www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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FIFA gives Jarell Quansah two-game ban for red card, would miss England’s World Cup semi-final
England face Norway in a World Cup quarter-final on Saturday.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Aaaaaand we’re done
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So Belgium complained FIFA never gave them the decision, FIFA treated their request as the appeal itself, THEN said an appeal can’t be "admissible" without the decision FIFA hadn’t provided. That is ELITE administrative nonsense. We just out-Belgium’d Belgium. www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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FIFA dismisses Belgium appeal over Folarin Balogun ban decision
The USMNT forward is currently able to face Belgium in Monday's round-of-16 game after his ban was suspended by FIFA.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congratulations to England for surviving the Azteca after dark Your reward: 90 minutes against Norwegian Calvin Johnson
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Shut up, nerd www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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Nobody benefits from FIFA letting Balogun off the hook -- not even the USMNT
The U.S. will be buzzing to have Folarin Balogun available vs. Belgium on Monday, but FIFA's U-turn on his suspension is a bad look for this World Cup
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“The Cape Verdeans are going to give me a heart attack” is not a sentence I envisioned myself saying a month ago
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Take me out to the soccer Take me out to the pitch Buy me a beer and some fish ’n chips I don’t care if my jersey gets ripped Let me root root root for the home team If they don’t win they might tie For it’s no! goals! sometimes get scored By the soccer guys
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
literally watergate
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It simply will not stop raining in Atlanta, Georgia.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wemby is already such a great villain, it’s amazing
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I voted for Platner.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I would describe Luke Kornet’s game as “guy who takes it a little too seriously at LA Fitness”
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I tell you what, if you live long enough, you see some wild headlines www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...
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Early War Goal Was to Install Hard Line Former President as Iran’s Leader
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 11/05/2026
this looks like an extra tough captcha test
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
RIP to a great Atlantan www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/b...
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Ted Turner, Creator of CNN and the 24-Hour News Cycle, Dies at 87
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
THE ATLANTA CHRISTIAN JAMES MCCOLLUM HAWKS
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Knickerbockers are getting some *sketchy* foul calls late
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The 1918 Spanish Flu pandemic caused more American military deaths than combat in World War I.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's almost like a wise Latina with the richness of her experiences would reach a better conclusion on this question than a white male who hasn't lived that life.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Non compos mentis
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The next AG will be worse
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Pause
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Mood:
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
He looks like all of the brothers from malcom in the middle rolled into one
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/03/2026
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Congratulations to Bam on scoring the most points in a NBA game that wasn’t played in a high school gym in Hershey Pennsylvania w/ no cameras
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Disaster.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 02/03/2026
$300 million mistake That's the same cost as 25,000 Head Start slots
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The cost of a Patriot missile would provide health insurance for 150 American families for a year.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Gee, I wonder who leaked this to the press.
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