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Matt Parrish

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 11h
Got that Barry Bonds head
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 11h
She texts me for money every 7 minutes
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 16h
Not on TV? What is this, 1977?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If one had plans to be standing outside in Tuscaloosa Alabama for oh 6 hours on Saturday, would that be advisable?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am surprised as anyone to report that the Falcons Might Be Kind of Nice
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also even if you get one benevolent, competent dictator, 25 years later you are ruled by his corrupt idiot nephew with no way to get rid of him besides civil war. This was a lesson learned the hard way over literal 000’s of years
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can get lulled into thinking that we and the Brits are basically on the same page until they act like lunatics about peanut butter
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is someone attempting to tell him this?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This happened to me in 2003-04, except I came back and everyone said "hey we play poker nonstop now do you want to play poker let's play some poker"
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t be ashamed to feel your feelings, brother
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most relevant the Atlanta Hawks have literally ever been
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This, but in the Yoda voice
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I fear that Florida has picked the correct coach. The auld enemy stirs.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who adjudicated them to be criminals?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks for sharing this with the group
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gerald Wilkins
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rudyard Kipling - “If”
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have a friend who works at the Defense Company Factory Plant and she says this is correct.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
QB situation continues to go extremely well for Atlanta
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every year I'm like "THIS is the product the NFL is giving us? And this is somehow the most popular sport in America?"
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Houthis: what the fuck, you told us it was economical to build the IR sensor with aluminum foil instead of mercury cadmium telluride Claude: That is exactly the right challenge to raise, and the honest answer is that the claim was asserted rather than demonstrated. Inshallah it won't happen again
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MJ + Public Enemy on SNL was the most 1991 thing that happened that year
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are you making some sort of generalization about Asians, Conor?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everyone was preparing for the year's biggest event: the release of Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We’ve got 99 problems and this blue sculpture ain’t one.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GREAT, congrats
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love him with my whole heart.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s on USA, bruv
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Then the sooner we acknowledge our system of deciding cases based on whose justice dies of pancreatic cancer first -- is a bad system.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Republicans will turn your grandmother's backyard into a data center if they can, but instead, the media focus is on this ticky-tack gotcha vs. KLB
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh he has a military approach?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If the Southeastern Conference has to file a federal civil rights claim under the 1st Amendment against LSU to enforce its amateurism rules...that does not bode well for its future as a governing body. acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:...
acrobat.adobe.com
Adobe Acrobat
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The NBA just gave the Clippers the death penalty
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The premise seems to be “a Muslim guy said 9/11 and that should make you angry”
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone finally said it
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The lawnmower/foot scene, then Roger Sterling casually walks by and says “looks like Iwo Jima in here…”
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*B*illion?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s good. There’s a culture around football that should be preserved and not dumbed down for Americans. Keep it authentic.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We never had this problem when companies were named things like General Electric
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ha-Seong Kim, future World Series MVP
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yep.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Perhaps they have a passing familiarity with Europe and noticed there seem to be wealthy people doing ok there, too
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is where I draw a sharp distinction between her money, which she can use to buy crappy gibbets, and my money, which we need to eat and pay the mortgage.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If he pitches both ends of a doubleheader does that make it an Abner Double Day?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Swing if it’s close! We aren’t here to watch walks.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
is that bad
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Man, we have a lot going on down here. The moon will be fine.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Flailing with no plan
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Unless you’d planned on retiring in 2009…
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