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Matt Parrish

@mattparrish.bsky.social
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Falcons red helmet throwback alts should be their everyday uniform.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My friend here says it’s real
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“Neighbourhood”
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We’re talking about Summer League?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Quite literally just built different
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is probably fine.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I mean, his Dad was known to get somewhat...creative with his hair strategies. It happens to a lot of us - we're not all so hirsute like you, Spencer.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Mood:
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Surely not this guy
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Nobody uses the word "falsehoods" when they mean "lies" besides the NYTimes and first-grade teachers
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is simply not how a grown man behaves. If someone doesn’t find this disqualifying for any type of position of authority, then we don’t have much else to discuss.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The dude with intimate access to both Trump and (apparently) Epstein? Yeah, him.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Oh?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The Falcons do not spark joy
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
coffee spit take
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
There used to be entire weeks when we didn't even have to think about Joe Biden as President.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This thing is trash
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This man played 15 years in a HOF career w/o making a single healthy choice other than “eventually going to bed”
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Oh buddy, no
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Jesus this is bleak
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Obligatory
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I read this today and was just, like, oh
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
*citation needed
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ah, so i guess this was a strike then
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Is anyone arguing "no, the Democrats are doing great, don't need to do anything else, crushing it"?
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
When your attorney goes to the wrong city to argue on your behalf
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
SU. ALEXANDER, Alabama Looked like he had on a pair of shoulder pads over another pair of shoulder pads.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Thank god for the fuzzy pompom on his hat, he could've been hurt.
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The GOAT
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Oh, I think they'll get their guy. Their guy:
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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Must be crowded when the ten kids come to visit.
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