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Mr. Beast Dancing Lion

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Take shamefully stolen from eugenics twink but it is funny how porn is often considered one of the major vices of the digital era but unlike infinite scrolling algorithmically curated content it has a very obvious end state where you get on with the rest of your life
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Jack Packard @jackpackard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The new Supergirl movie is fine. (Derogatory)
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
BOTH OF YOU I CAN EXPLAIN Dinner is just "the big meal" of the day. In farming families, that tends to be the midday meal; in urban areas, that tends to be the evening meal. If midday meal is NOT the big meal, it is called lunch. If evening meal is not, it's called supper. THANK YOU.
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Laura Eek!! Hall @lauraehall.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Today, March 32nd, Greendale Community College officially bans April Fools' Day (Community, s01e20, 2010)
A bald man standing in front of a classroom, speaking to the class. There's Spanish writing on the chalkboard behind him, and a bored-looking man sits at a desk. The bald man is saying, "April Fools' Day is banished, okay?"The bald man looks to the side as he raises his fingers to emphasize a point. Behind him, the board reads "1 Abril". He's saying, "April 1st is officially—"The bald man continues, still pointing emphatically in front of a chalkboard. He says, "March 32nd forever."
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
tweet from ecce homie

@KWholesaler

reading:

gordon ramsey: let's have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees a little mushroom man eating a rotten cucumber like a banana) fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there. fuck that's frightening. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
if you’re in a relationship with a chat bot you’re just a narcissist. love requires empathy you can’t empathize with a large language model because it doesn’t have a mind. it has no wants and no needs. it exists to combine words to make you feel good.
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Stevoisiak @stevoisiak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
Google with AI buttonsGoogle without AI buttons
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
@rarebodyoils.bsky.social
bugleboy7: whats your alls favorite waterfowl dictator chimera?

MotorGuyStrong: Goosolini 

lesotho_anime: gooseolini 100%

TimGorm: there's really no answer other than goosolini lol 

raidersfancarl99: definately goosolini 

Massivebruce: Swancisco Swanco
July 19, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Being a fascist is a deeply demoralizing experience. You have to not only radically alter your worldview to make reality fit into your unhinged schema, but that worldview is predicated on the notion that the weakest, most unworthy degenerate worms on the planet are somehow overpowering and humiliating you on a moment-by-moment basis.

In mechanical terms too, the lowered morale also reduces your volition score—the more you indulge in your delusions, the less you are able to exercise self-control and self-awareness.

The point of fascism being mechanically detrimental—the ludonarrative theme—is that fascism is an unequivocally self-destructive ideology, the practice of which only serves to nurture that self-destructive urge and turn it outward. It's not like Dark Side points in KotOR where you can access cool new abilities and get to enjoy being such a nasty lil rascal; you are not supposed to enjoy being a fascist in Disco Elysium. Fascism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike.
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ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
knowing how the story has progressed for Satoshi Kon (RIP) and Aronofsky (pro-AI, rich) , this is a very sad thing to reflect on
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
every military commander on stranger things
Four panel Lindsey and Tobias from arrested development.

I have advised a number of soldiers
to fire small
arms at Demogorgons.

Did it work for those people?

No, it never does.

… but it might work for us.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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Jón Kristinsson @jonkk.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
A pencil drawing of a woman reclining in bed, but her hands look kind of fucked up, and her face has been scribbled out, apparently in frustration by the artist
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
the lesson to take from a guy who one day demands the assassination of sitting Democrat politicians and then the very next day is beaming in affection at a socialist, is that his brain is gone, it's soup, he's functionally not the president anymore.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
Screenshot of a tweet from Joyce Carol Oates posted on Sunday, November 9th that reads "so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. in fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. the poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Daniel Coves (b. 1985), “Back Portrait no. 8” (2014), oil on linen.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.
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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.
A post by Rebecca Johnson:
“I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert "by zombies" after the verb, you have passive voice.”

A tumblr respond from mightymur:
“The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
"She was killed [by zombies.]"<--passive
"Zombies killed [by zombies] her." <-- active”
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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
If you have an extra $10 a month to spare, here's a list of worker-owned cooperative news sites you might want to support: • 404 Media • Defector • The Flytrap • Flaming Hydra • The Appeal • Aftermath • Racket • Hell Gate • The 51st • The Colorado Sun • Range Media • Discourse Blog • Pop Heist
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2025
Silksong has exactly two bosses: 1) WEEPING WIDOW has 4 phases, moves at lightning speed and fills the screen with attacks. The greatest boss fight you've ever experienced 2) SILLY CHUMBUG who makes you play Flappy Bird in a tiny room full of adds with zero margin for error and a 10-minute runback
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 10/07/2025
look at my baby boys
mads mikkelsen (on the left, a white man with silver hair and a matching beard, glasses resting on the top of his head) and hugh dancy (on the right with darker hair slightly greying), two men taking a selfie together with their hands touching.
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 08/07/2025
hello here are some things that i have loved drawing recently ✨
an illustration of a mermaid with long floating hair on pale pink and yellow swirling background a blue illustration of a woman with long hair over her shoulder, she is laying down reclining and looking up. the background is cream with blue swirls a femme knight with shoulder length hair wearing armor sits on top of a horse also wearing armor, the background is a mirky green colour with a pale yellow moon behind them an illustration of a witch with long hair and a flower crown. she’s resting her hand on her head. the background is green with darker green and pale purple swirls
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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
As a gay kid I felt I was carrying around a secret that could come bursting out of my chest at any moment. That’s why this Pride month I’m partnering with the good folks at Weyland-Yutani to-
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
So, you're a creative professional that has decided you need to get out of the Adobe ecosystem and you've seen that massive chart of alternatives that's floating around and it's overwhelming. I went through this a few years ago and here's what I learned. Thread.
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Concept art by Ken Anderson for One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961), dir. Clyde Geronimi, Hamilton Luske and Wolfgang Reitherman, Walt Disney Productions
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Mr. Beast Dancing Lion @mattalexl.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Went to see Princess Mononoke in IMAX at the Scotia and the projector broke! On the last night they're showing it!!
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
YOU - I am a detective. INSULINDIAN PHASMID - So am I. I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals. What were you born to detect? YOU - I was born to detect you.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
President Warren G. Harding the Va... @PopeAwesomeXIII
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Yoshi Yoshitani @yoshiyoshitani.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Ok yall, I am happy to share my collection and talk books and mythology! But some of you are starting to treat me like a library and making requests So instead let me teach YOU how to find books in your mythological area of interest ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Cameron “Inevitability Needs To Hurry” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 20/11/2024
Song Kang-Ho looks like the worlds most high-fiveable man, and I’m haunted by this image where he’s forever hanging, unslapped…
Song Kang Ho on the set of Oldboy, visiting from shooting memories of murder next-door. He is smiling at beginning to raise one hand into the air
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 26/09/2024
John Carpenter had a lively friday
Letterboxd screenshot
John Carpenter

Memoirs of an Invisible Man

1992

2

Watched Sep 20, 2024

I fucking hate this pile of shit and want every copy burned.

LIKED 61 likesJohn Carpenter

HALLOWEEN II

Halloween II 1981

Watched Sep 20, 2024

They paid me more money than I had ever seen to write a sequel to a film that did not need one. I took the check and spent it on beers to get me drunk enough to plow through this crap.

I looked at the final script, which took a whopping 2 days to write, and said "wow, now that's a piece of shit." And it was.

I had faith in Rick Rosenthal and he did not deliver. I suppose I expected him to be a miracle worker and nobody could've made this work. I don't regret hiring him.

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109 likesJohn Carpenter

DARK STAR

Dark Star 1974

Watched Sep 20, 2024

Embarrising. I had not a single clue what I was doing.

It's funny to think I thought a limosine would pick me up and take me to my first studio set after the world saw this movie. That never happened. I almost gave up and moved back home to Kentucky but I refused to let the world kick me down. Kinda.

People tell me they really like this one and I tell them they're crazy.

Hopefully your feature debut will be better than this. Won't be hard.

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Reagan 2024

2

REAGAN

Watched Sep 20, 2024

Everyone who made this should take a coma- inducing dose of LSD, stare at themselves in a mirror, and wait for their faces to morph into the hideous monsters they truly are.

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 25/09/2024
One thing that micro-transactions in video games have proven irrefutably is that men also want to spend a bunch of money on little outfits, and society had failed them in finding a way to express it.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 29/08/2024
I feel like Bluesky calls like 30 people every day and tells them to post like they're angrily responding to a post that doesn't actually exist. Is that what's happening? If that's what's happening you have to tell me.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
The three stages of disco elysium:
3 tweets from @phaseknight
1. playing disco elysium for the first time help
2. Did this kid just call me a slur
3. I would do anything for kim kitsuragi
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Mr. Beast Dancing Lion @mattalexl.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Coral grief - is that anything?
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/07/2024
JD Vance watching casting couch pornos getting annoyed that the performers are getting in the way of the good stuff.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/03/2024
sorry i liked your post 57 milliseconds after you posted it i made it weird didn’t i i feel like it’s weird now it’s weird isn’t it
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
honestly the thing I find really gutting is the combination of the concepts "everyone in publishing has known that Gaiman was a weird creep for decades" with "Neil Gaiman has written essays and introductions for like every major genre reprint and anthology of the last twenty years"
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
One thing that you should know about me is that I regret everything I've ever said or done, to people, or even near them. I'm working on it
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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Screenshot of tweet by @fixyourheartsor that reads “guest rapper on gorillaz song: I been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis I’m slipping into psychosis

Damon Albarn on the chorus: oooooh flimsy Steve, where did you go, what have you seen”
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Jesse Lonergan @jesselonergan.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Spider-Gwen. Pilot parallel pen. Sharpie highlighters, Tombow dual brush pens, stamps, rollers.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
For too long, it has been ok to stereotype and make fun of Italian Americans. As founder of the organization End Italian Hate, Guido Ravioli, once said: "Mama mia"
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Mr. Beast Dancing Lion @mattalexl.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
I have six followers? Why? What are you getting out of this?
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