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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Here’s something I made, it could be about a lot of things

All caps text reads “we all see it happening”, under that is a snaky, loopy, loose scribble. Below that another line of text reads “and it keeps happening”, followed by a busier, darker, more frenetic scribble. Below that another line of text reads “and it just keeps happening”, then a really dark and heavy scribble.

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Woke up this morning from a dream about someone running a captive breeding program for Spaghetti-Os

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Currently watching this. Among the worst pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. The summary doesn’t even mention that the kid tried to make a movie so funny it makes his friend wake up from a coma. It’s on Tubi if you want to be confused and kind of annoyed for fun

Screenshot from IMDb of the bafflingly stupid cover of “A Wrestling Christmas Miracle” with the plot summary “stupid crooks hold the only copy of a youth’s movie for ransoms while his father’s away in Africa staging a wresting-based coup.”

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

This morning right before I woke up I was dreaming that a bartender was telling me about a beer called Merlin’s Gel and he described the flavor profile as “gel-forward”

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

rounding the bases faster and faster until his heart exploded and he just kept running

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Discovered this morning that at some point during the night I opened my notes app to write down “CGI Dr Pepper”. Important stuff

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

She isn’t even on here but I am so proud of my friend Kate Riley and everyone should buy her book “Ruth” when it comes out next week! I don’t like the New York Times but this is a great review, here’s a gift link so none of us give them money: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/b...

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A Writer With a Divine Touch Captures Life in a Christian Commune

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

So, what kind of refractory period are you rockin these days?

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

We all got that one traitorous homie who doesn’t get the reference

One panel comic of two people talking, the first looks shocked/sad and is saying “et tu, Brute?” The second rolls her eyes and responds “huh? Quit being silly, I’m saying that me and the guys are betraying you!”

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

To the person that named a brand of bike locks “Kryptonite”: did you think I was worried about Superman stealing my bike?

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

I made a comic

Comic drawn in black ink. First, large panel: a character (it’s me but that doesn’t matter really) says “one of my pet peeves is when people talk about evolution as progress or as having a sense of purpose. Evolution explains how, not why!” in a big black speech bubble. Second row includes four smaller panels, one says “this didn’t have to be like that” with a drawing of a snail, next says “looks like a series of accidents in context to me” with a diagram of photosynthesis, next says “this guy happened, apparently” with a t-rex, next says “can’t pretend this guy was inevitable” with a giraffe. Another big panel where the same character says “causality is secondary to linear time, it isn’t demonstrative of universal intention. It only feels like progress because we view time as moving forward.” Fourth row is another four smaller panels, first says “why isn’t a useful line of inquiry for this fellow” with an angler fish, second says “we don’t have this, also for no reason” with a praying mantis/centaur/zebra with tentacle arms and six tits, third says “this clearly wasn’t done on purpose” with a tardigrade, fourth says “it was very nearly impossible for this to be” with a pinecone. Last row is one big panel, same character says “isn’t it more fun to know how improbable everything is? Don’t ask why, just witness! Just marvel!”

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I love the little guy in my house who yells at me

Photo of me, hair very messy and smiling with puffy eyes, black cat on my lap is looking up at me with his mouth open, one fang showing

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

easy to hate these tech billionaires when you ignore the invaluable contributions to society that earned them such wealth. let's have a look, Bezos: web store Thiel: web store transaction middleman Musk: fired from web store transaction middleman for being stupid and annoying ...i rest my case

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Drew @4484.cool · 27/06/2025

@antlervel.vet thanks again for this one, no particular reason

A cyclical flowchart on a white background. The top half of the circle is a red arrow with the text "I eat a edibnle (sic)". The bottom half is a blue arrow with the word "Great" in a larger font.

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

that laugh when you see your main dude and he's lowkey got that shit on

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

My concurrent yogurt fixation and soup fixation have me going through bowls and spoons at an incredible rate

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

If politics gets covered like entertainment I wish it were more like movies than sports. Like instead of “in a blow to Democrats” framing executive orders would be advertised as “from the fucked up mind of Donny Pervert” or something

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I had jury duty with Johnny Knoxville and he asked me what time the judge said to come back from lunch

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Getting crushed by these paragraphs from Snow Crash (1992)

All these beefy caucasians with guns! Get enough of them together, looking for the America they always believed they’d grow up in, and they glom together like overcooked rice, form integral, starchy little units. With their power tools, portable generators, weapons, four-wheel-drive-vehicles, and personal computers, they are like beavers hyped up on crystal meth, manic engineers without a blueprint, chewing through the wilderness, building things and abandoning them, altering the flow of mighty rivers and then moving on because the place ain’t what it used to be.

The byproduct of the lifestyle is polluted rivers, greenhouse effect, spouse abuse, televangelists, and serial killers. But as long as you have that four-wheel-drive vehicle and can keep driving north, you can sustain it, keep moving just quickly enough to stay one step ahead of your own waste stream. In twenty years, ten million white people will converge on the North Pole and park their bagos there. The low-grade waste heat of their thermodynamically intense lifestyle will turn the crystalline icescape pliable and treacherous. It will melt a hole through the polar icecap, and all that metal will sink to the bottom, sucking the biomass down with it.

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Every mustache is haunted by the ghost of the beard

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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/06/2025

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

gotta bring this classic over here

a tweet from my old twitter account reading “[historian voice] it has always sucked ass to be alive”

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

I can’t quite pin down what makes his fashion sense so interesting…the big fuzzy hat lends a certain Jamirosaisquoi

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

“I’m pretty good at being alone with my thoughts,” says woman who spends 6 hours a day looking at her phone

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

If i ever see "a little silhouetto of a man" i ain't singing a song about it. I'm getting the hell out of there

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Avoiding repetitive strain injury? In this ergonomy?

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

A bunch of birds are watching the Met Gala and jacking off

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Guess I gotta make an indie rock album now that I took this picture

Photo of my reflection in a really dirty (on the outside) window. The sun is shining directly on my face with a horizontal stripe shadow across my lower nose/upper lip. The view from outside (blurred, sun dappled red and green leaves) shows up in half of my hair, looks like a cool double exposure

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

One time I got so surprised my eyebrows touched the moon

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Sorry I haven’t been posting much, a couple weeks ago I opened the Google maps app and searched for “YouTube” so I’m not allowed on the phone anymore

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

My nose has been beboogered by devils

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Making Comics

A series of images of a cartoonist drawing a comic, first from far away at the drafting table, then going closer to his hands and finally showing his work.
Narration reads "Every panel of a comic strip is a moment of the cartoonist's own life frozen in time as much as it is a moment in the lives of the characters in the comic. The hours they spent working, redoing lines over and over, trying to get it right, trying to make it perfect. All the time spent second guessing, hoping it'll all be worth it in the end."

The drawing the artist has been working on is a shitty doodle of a head sticking out of pants saying "wizard stole my torso. I'm too close to my dick now. Please take me to the hospital."

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Stumbled upon a whole nest of turds cleaning out the cat box earlier. Scared the hell out of me

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Accidentally imagined a set of twins named Academia and JSTOR

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Can formula one cars also be powered by breast milk?

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Lana del Rey and Billie Eilish both owe so much to “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone”

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Ii’ve got a hot idea for apple I think a lot of people would be into A phone you can plug headphones into that has a nice home button on the front of it that makes a satisfying click when you press it

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

For the first time in my nearly 20 years of renting I am being kicked out of a place (sadly it’s a place I really love living in) because the owner is selling. I’d buy this house from him but unfortunately I already spent all my money paying rent for the last 20 years

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Stumbled upon a whole nest of turds cleaning out the cat box earlier. Scared the hell out of me

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KatieTwoHands @katietwohands.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

My house contains two distinguished gentlemen

Small dog lying in bed, head up off the pillow looking past the camera. His upper lip is caught on a tooth or something so he looks very rumpled and doofy

Black cat with a white patch on his belly lying on his back on the floor, back legs splayed and a very wide-eyed concerned look on his face

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