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Matt Ayre

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 17h
I get the appeal of nostalgia, I really do, but I find it specifically funny to get a leaflet from Reform's candidate talking about how when he was in the Met 31 years ago, he would never have dreamed of lawlessness like the kind we now see in Kings Cross.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still got it!
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"will you choose to share or...." #CPC26
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"where's the Tory party, where've they gone..........THERE THEY ARE"
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my timeline ladies and gentlemen
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 01/10/2026
i propose a corollary to “if you don’t like abortions, don’t have one” called “if you like the death penalty, volunteer to receive it”
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the one that kept crashing so was grounded worldwide, and Boeing pleaded guilty to causing fatalities?
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
are LLMs just an attempt to recreate Americans from first principles
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hold up - will confidently interject on any subject, often with significant errors - can't actually read, instead relies on an elaborate method of parsing context through structure & likely words - looks financially impressive, actually built on huge amounts of unsustainable debt
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s called YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING!
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Bloating Trump Sinks
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eagles fans, Packers fans, Ravens fans, remember... At least you aren't Falcons fans.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hmm… Punta Arenas… so, sand? Desert? The Atacama is north Chile, so… God damn #maptap www.maptap.gg September 20 98🔥 94🏅 95🏅 97🔥 61😟 Final score: 856
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Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Many people are asking
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is literally no pressure group small or mad enough that the government won't indulge them if they oppose immigration.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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thediggler.bsky.social @thediggler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Okay Kushner, let's apply that same logic to Iran. They want a nuke, control of both straits, and to maintain their close ties to Hezbollah and Hamas. That is Iran's line of what they want to achieve. If the US and Israel, you know, wanted to withdraw to that line...
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 13/09/2026
Kushner on Ukraine: “President Putin's laid out his line of what he wants to achieve. If Ukraine, you know, wanted to withdraw to that line, then obviously, you know, we have the rest of the deal set up and put together. Ukraine right now does not want to do that.” Putin’s brain cell
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What a strange name for a child
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Mars Bar Volta
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So the GOP is celebrating a guy who created a darknet marketplace for heroin and meth, and put out multiple muder-for-hire contacts to conceal his crimes.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You think you've seen the most extreme level of Nimbyism possible? Think again.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.
Facebook post showing the photo of three white women on a train with a group of black-clad, masked men being shared to a group called ‘South east patriots’
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Quite ironic reading many of the replies to this thread, on the same day the UK’s excellent PISA results are released.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 08/09/2026
WTF - first BBC question to Pat McFadden "Are you focusing too much on the protestors, and not on the issue that millions care about: small boats?"
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hans, are we the etc etc
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The Economist @economist.com · 05/09/2026
Last year teenage homicides in England’s capital fell to their joint lowest level (similar to 2012) in almost 30 years. Thank London’s mayor
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London’s approach to knife crime is working
Sadiq Khan has mainstreamed a public-health approach that was previously fringe
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Raglan, E17. Great local, delicious food, always feels warm and welcoming. The Jackalope, W1G. Great rotating beer selection, incredible Szechuan-style noodles downstairs. The Pembury Tavern, E8. Now a 5 Points pub, still got the old billiards table, and maybe the best pizza in London, Ace.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Andy Burnham has defended the government’s early release scheme, citing one example with a very positive outcome. “There was this man – let’s call him ‘Keir’. He was sentenced to five years inside. It was a living hell for him.” From the latest Private Eye, out now.
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Found this copy of the NYT in a backpack I hadn't used in a while earlier. Check the date
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 02/09/2026
2014: Harmful air pollution above legal limits. 2024: Harmful air pollution driven down to legal limits. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What a world we live in that the only player on Madden 27 with 99 throw power goes unclaimed on waivers
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The least likely pundit-brain call/prediction is for Sadiq Khan to immediately quit the House of Lords, to run in a Westminster by-election, to trigger a London Mayoral by-election! He would not want to. The Labour NEC would obvs not sanction it either.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So that lady has to do the whole of Colchester by herself? Is she Boudica?
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's a new Government service to receive text or email alerts when air pollution is high or expected to be high in your area check-air-quality.service.gov.uk
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Check air quality - GOV.UK
Check air quality in your local area and the air pollution forecast for the next 5 days. Also, get health advice to reduce your exposure to pollutants
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Beyond the mania, note there’s 1) no Reagan, and 2) Bill Clinton seems high given who’s posting this?
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tough one today! Thankfully, I’ve been to Zhejiang 😅 www.maptap.gg August 27 97🔥 85😁 90👑 98🎯 100🎯 Final score: 956
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well, that was pretty freaking amazing
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Colm O’Gorman @colm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hello from Northern Spain #eclipse
A total solar eclipse hangs low over a rural Spanish landscape, the dark disc of the Moon surrounded by the Sun’s glowing corona. Hazy evening light washes across rolling fields and distant hills, with scattered trees and a solitary church silhouetted beneath the eclipsed Sun.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is in essence a class thing. “Soccer” originated as a counter-term to “rugger” among the upper classes, and “football” is predominantly an everyman sport. So it’s forren *and* posh.
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 10/08/2026
Most Londoners pass a river, brook or canal without thinking much about it. But what if it was cleaner? Greener? Easier to access? Better for wildlife? That's exactly what we're working towards across ten waterways in London.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Love this energy! 🙌
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 7 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 87🎉 98🔥 Final score: 955 But Japan/China/Russia delete as appropriate
Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons clasps a rake in his left hand and says, broodingly, “Rakes. My old archenemy.”
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I went in re a fungal nail infection. Clearly a young/new dr. While there I was offered a free chlamydia test so I said sure. After this was rung through, a senior dr burst in almost in hysterics and asked if I’d been to Africa “because it could be bilharzia”. I had not. I had a gammy toenail.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Buddy, this is Bluesky
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fewer
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 03/08/2026
I’m bored of waking up and seeing a picture of a demonstrably shit golfer say the same old bollocks next to a tied back curtain by an aeroplane toilet
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