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Matt Ayre

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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 3h
There is no Magic Public Services Tree: you water it with taxes
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 7h
They're polling eight points lower than their general election result, which was itself the worst in their entire history, their leader couldn't explain the big defense policy they opened conference with, none of their big new tax cuts are funded, and yet it's still covered as a triumph
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get the appeal of nostalgia, I really do, but I find it specifically funny to get a leaflet from Reform's candidate talking about how when he was in the Met 31 years ago, he would never have dreamed of lawlessness like the kind we now see in Kings Cross.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cleveland and the Chargers. Rest look pretty solid!
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still got it!
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still stuff to work on 😂
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even cooler Angela Raynor spotted
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was the first London game I went to. Somewhere we lost our way. www.espn.co.uk/nfl/game/_/g...
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Saints 37-32 Chargers (26 Oct, 2008) Final Score - ESPN (UK)
Game summary of the New Orleans Saints vs. San Diego Chargers NFL game, final score 37-32, from 26 October 2008 on ESPN (UK).
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"will you choose to share or...." #CPC26
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Based on the guy later on who’s standing next to Starmer, waving at Mandy, is it supposed to be Morgan McSweeney?
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"where's the Tory party, where've they gone..........THERE THEY ARE"
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Polanski adopting an “I know Hannah Spencer” strategy
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my timeline ladies and gentlemen
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course she didn’t, she’s heard Bluesky’s awful
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think John could have lent into some of the later stuff, like Sweet Jane, Rock n Roll etc. Maybe Paul could give I’ll Be Your Mirror a go?
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m intrigued by what the hypothetical VU-inspired Beatles would have sounded like, though. I can imagine a Ringo-sung cover of After Hours
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hopefully one of the main campaigners won’t be on the record championing the new system as a “miserable little compromise”, a la Clegg! It definitely helps if the people making the argument actually believe in it
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 01/10/2026
i propose a corollary to “if you don’t like abortions, don’t have one” called “if you like the death penalty, volunteer to receive it”
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the one that kept crashing so was grounded worldwide, and Boeing pleaded guilty to causing fatalities?
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
are LLMs just an attempt to recreate Americans from first principles
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hold up - will confidently interject on any subject, often with significant errors - can't actually read, instead relies on an elaborate method of parsing context through structure & likely words - looks financially impressive, actually built on huge amounts of unsustainable debt
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not exactly a “shrunken toad”, either
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife’s family is from this area. Her mum’s done their family tree and they’ve been in this cycle for generations. One leaves the east end for more space in essex/herts, the next moves back in, their kids move out again, their kids repeat. It’s a story old as time!
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your “ooooh” could be either intrigue or disgust 😂 I never knew Liddle had a Guisborough connection!
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yarm. I was in the same tutor group as Sir Simon, and a year below Baron Wharton.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s literally my old school bus route (Hurworth to Yarm)
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah I think most of the western end of SW would have spent the previous couple of decades casting envious eyes across the Tees at Hague and Sunak.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s called YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING!
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Bloating Trump Sinks
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Silver lining: seems like you’re not going deaf
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Heartbreaking www.maptap.gg September 21 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 84😁 Final score: 952
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I watched it on a solo flight with zero fore-knowledge or expectations, and *did not* expect to be weeping like I was
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eagles fans, Packers fans, Ravens fans, remember... At least you aren't Falcons fans.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Egbuka nearly went two consecutive halves without a catch. Seems bad.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hmm… Punta Arenas… so, sand? Desert? The Atacama is north Chile, so… God damn #maptap www.maptap.gg September 20 98🔥 94🏅 95🏅 97🔥 61😟 Final score: 856
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah, the Free Silence Union enters the chat
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I did the same - Makhachkala?
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Many people are asking
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is literally no pressure group small or mad enough that the government won't indulge them if they oppose immigration.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Does the child have to go through an initiation ritual before he’s allowed to be double-breasted?
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It literally says it’s so that Burnham can partake in this, as Prime Minister
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RFergo__ fresh off doxing the RNLI volunteers…
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank god (as an opposing fantasy manager)
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Matt Ayre @matt85.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are we MANNINGFESTing?
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thediggler.bsky.social @thediggler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Okay Kushner, let's apply that same logic to Iran. They want a nuke, control of both straits, and to maintain their close ties to Hezbollah and Hamas. That is Iran's line of what they want to achieve. If the US and Israel, you know, wanted to withdraw to that line...
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 13/09/2026
Kushner on Ukraine: “President Putin's laid out his line of what he wants to achieve. If Ukraine, you know, wanted to withdraw to that line, then obviously, you know, we have the rest of the deal set up and put together. Ukraine right now does not want to do that.” Putin’s brain cell
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