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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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EmberTalks 🔥🌕 WereDragon Lewdtuber @embertalks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*burps in your face* oops :3 *burps in your face* oops :3 *burps in your face* oops :3 *burps in your face* oops :3 Live on twitch: www.twitch.tv/embertalks 🎨 @anarchoslurpie.bsky.social #vore
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
out of all the songs i think "come out ye black and tans" is probably the one with the largest How Racist Does The Title Make It Sound/How Racist Is It Being gap out there
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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FreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Archbishop Thordan VII has been gifted a massive draconic orb and honestly not now massive draconic orb
Edit of the photo of Pope Leo XIV receiving a massive green orb, hastily photoshopped to replace him with Archbishop Thordan VII from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward, and the orb with an eye of Nidhogg
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
acting in my own self-interest isn't a purity test
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
you ever see a graph that makes you just sit for a minute and contemplate how stupid everything is
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tweet from ball is strife (@officerpatriot):

It’s so funny that there’s a franchise that has a movie called “quantum of solace” and another one called “octopussy”
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Drip Dry 🔞 @ASC @jackalstyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The wiki caption for this is so good 😭
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Mobi @mobivore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey, if you want to sketch Cristina melting down someone, would love to see that 👀
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jensen Huang just claimed the Singularity hit and we have achieved AGI. So two years from now, when we don't have fusion power and intergalactic travel etc because The Singularity is a fantasy, I assume everyone will admit they've been had.
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Avery Hillpeak @averyhillpeak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
plz?
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Avery Hillpeak @averyhillpeak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was inspired
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/09/2026
oh protesters are they? if just stop oil block a street for an hour thats a criminal offence and when a nice old grammy holds up a pro-palestine sign shes a domestic terrorist but seizing a port still counts as a protest then, i see
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Vesh @rexiafortuna.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
many of you
butts feel good.

chairs are, like... content in their own way, y'know?
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Andrew 🐻 @awd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 22/08/2026
post by Zeekerss @ZeekerssRBLX on X on 1/10/26

Concept art is the most poisonous place to use Al. That's when your creative vision is the most fragile and undeveloped. When you see what the Al made and say, "That looks cool, I want my game to look like that!" it's like it's secretly swapping out your baby with its own.
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LJ Amber with false fangs and little bat wings @ljamberfantasy.com · 22/08/2026
Little red heart icon appears above your head when you eat this.
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Something Wicked @somethingwickedart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What is it about eating people that gives preds that nice radiant glow? Trying to color sketches, and I think it turned out pretty well. #vore #stuffedbelly
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The “you just don’t like AI because you don’t understand it” argument is completely demolished whenever I post about this nuance because everyone resoundingly agrees and supports this version. People understand AI. They understand what they don’t like about it. They are not ignorant.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am viscerally disgusted at the idea of Val Kilmer being "brought back to life by AI" for a film, such a repugnant claim. If you are itching to see Val Kilmer, please go and watch any of the marvelous films he's been in. Start with Top Secret, it's one of the greatest parody movies ever made.
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Man crawling under boots near fence
Alt: Man crawling under boots near fence
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oh, you have a blood boy to keep you young? *cackles with a ring of orange dust around my mouth*
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Never fuckin mind
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sora asks Donald and Goofy "what world should we go to next, Gang?" He points to a planet that is composed of a plantation. The music in the background is "Zip-A-Dee Doo Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Day." The planet is labelled "Reconstruction-Era Georgia." Sora asks "how about this one?" Goofy grabs Sora by the shoulder and angrily shakes his head. Donald, cringing, shakes his hands.
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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CHIK♡GUTS @chikoguts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Reintroducing Myself, ChikoGuts! 2026-08-12 #chikoguts #furry #anthro #dragon #scalie #feline #dragoness #Chiko #Durga #self_introduction #life_recap #transgender #name_change #note_from_the_artist #thank_you!
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this CEO comment is how you know with 1000% certainty Stella is right
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Linkandy Corn @linkara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There are not enough "Fuck you"s from the Merlin fish in the world for "We think you'll appreciate this answer" and proceeding to say "We know nobody like this and therefore we're forcing you to do it unless you opt-out."
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's like running into a dingy dive bar and yelling "HEADS UP, THIS PLACE ISN'T DOING AS WELL AS THE BAR AT THE W HOTEL IN TIMES SQUARE" Like ok well the W doesn't let you do coke bumps by the garnishes, what are we talking about here
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Eddy Nat 🦋 🆖️ @eddynat2003.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Memory~ Teefany fanart for @herny.bsky.social #fanart
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Avery Hillpeak @averyhillpeak.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Commission stream! 2 character sketch for $15 add color for $10 or buy a whole hour of my time for $50 picarto.tv/AveryArts
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Avery Hillpeak @averyhillpeak.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Those of you who have watched my art for a while may remember when I did those big group pictures for #voreday and I wanted to try this year, mostly to see if I still could do it... and well three days after voreday here's what I have done. Characters belong to those listed in reply #vore #voreart
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Avery Hillpeak @averyhillpeak.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I did something for some preys #vore #voreart Bright, Lampton, @reliablerobin.bsky.social, @martyburr.bsky.social, Namelessphantom
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you say something has gone pear shaped thats usually bad. But now, dear reader, imagine a pear shaped woman. Not so simple...is it?
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A scene from final fantasy tactics advanced where a pink haired girl a blonde boy an moogle wearing green and 3Bangaa 2 in hvy armor one the jailer where Ritz the pink haired warrior says (when prisoners become an essential part of the labor force, reducing crime is "inefficient.")
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ButtBlenderer (Max) @buttblenderer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh yea bust it down little man
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you should try posting better
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VeryBatty @verybatty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
cw: vore, macro/micro, nsfw ////// yum yum white 2015 ford focus my favorite
a batty swallows a white sedan- its rear breaklights and headlights illuminating her mouth. An internal on the right shows it, partially crushed, being forced down her throat.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So… they’re working
Atlanta says these bike barriers are protecting cyclists. Drivers keep crashing into them.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Dbus @dbus.capycade.com · 01/08/2026
Fighting Game Round Start
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