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Michael of Manitoba

@manitobamichael.bsky.social
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i’ve seen some things

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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 7h
one thing i will never stop hating: the banana 🍌
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what’s going onnnn!?
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we did get wet but in a fun way
rain selfie at an outdoor rock show
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the rain stopped
nighttime selfie at the entrance to the human rights museum
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dog walkers are CHUDs. "dog walker" is an oppressive class, like aegosexual people or solipsist people.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nuit blanche doesn’t deserve this rain
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
his signature attack: torpor
sleepy black & white catsleepier black & white catblack & white cat, asleeep
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
been watching a lot of church history on youtube. hell yes, ryan reeves, i will listen to an hour long lecture about why the huguenots were killed off.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
"I never wanted to be your Mother." *starts to beatbox*
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir theonion.com/princess-diana-release…
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
‘I’m Done Being Silent,’ Says Former Royal
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why is your ear like that
black & white cat sleeping on a pink blanket. his ear is flipped out.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I very badly misread this and thought it was a Scarlett Johansson in ghost in the shell situation
Bluesky trending topic of ‘Meryl Streep cast as Aslan’
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 17/09/2026
i'm not motivated by money, i'm not motivated by anything
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
mr. patel, what kind of animals are we talking about?
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no news is good news unless you're waiting for news then no news is bad news unless you're avoiding the news then no news is good news circle of life and so forth single file towards the exit folks make as much noise as you like the neighbours knew what they were getting into
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is a bad look for the ndp.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
he did not like the thunder
black and white cat curled up asleep
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 05/09/2026
oh right he did that song "No Rain"
imdb headshot, a white man with the name Blythe Melin
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
none of them actually reproduce sexually, but adult males and adult females can still mate. when they do, females mount males. it's all very normal
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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 28/08/2026
today is primidi 11 Fructidor in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the watermelon
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"I am constantly insulted on this platform"
December 28th 2024 My handsome cat Lucas the famous tuxedo cat being a boy band model in this shot while Baby stands behind him its a carpet height shot i took of him this year he's simply a prefect boy cats caturday catsofbluesky happy new year the carpet is a medium grey there's a toy bird near him and a table with another cat underneath she has an apprehensive look on her face
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*laughs in Bluesky*
Sidewalk sign with photo of pancakes and text:
Pancakes
Something we can all agree on
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the bus ai voice announces harrow street in a racist way. it’s so fucking funny
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taenia @taenia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of my friends is getting married and chose the absolute best stamp possible for a wedding invitation.
A postmarked US postage stamp showing a spadefoot toad buried underground while a pair of dung beetles push a dung ball over its burrow.
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Elisabeth/リサ @elisabethkaseda.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Long shot, but does anyone in Winnipeg need a double bed? Handmade and very sturdy. Can provide pics and discuss price/details if interested. Also trying to find a new home for a wooden desk. Free if someone can pick it up. Osborne Village area.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
me omw to rage bait my poor wife
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i have just received word that 86-year-old james cromwell was cruising around the recent #STLV in a mobility scooter decked out as zefram cochrane’s uss phoenix
Screenshot of a video from a Joshua Pickering showing actor James Cromwell in a scooter with a toy USS Phoenix on the front and warp nacelles on the back, shaking hands with another guy 🖖
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i tried the new halo remake & it’s just as fun as the original but the cut scenes and voice acting are so much worse.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
le chat est un fluide
large black & white cat half hanging off the edge of the bed
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/08/2026
I was in one of these recently and it was no big deal. I'm still a closed loop individual of individual sapience. There's definitely no humming of the collective mycelium spirit in the back of my mind. Don't worry about these
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🛥️ 💥 🫍
Michael Madsen (rip) as bud in kill bill vol 1an2 saying Those orcas deserve their revenge
And those yachts deserve to die
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
grilled up some really nice pork skewers & i made my wife belly-laugh at least twice so it’s been a good day
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Zee (missing life's little cues) @miscue.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh the moss is gonna take over? What a fucking relief. Have at it, lil buddies
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 30/03/2025
‘I bought this before he went crazy’ sticker on a 1938 VW Beetle
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the type of pictures they put in the newspaper when a guy just murders an entire box of tissues and pukes on the stairs.
tabby sleeping on my lap. his face is a little smushed.tabby lying on the bed, looking back, face upside down.tabby cat lying on his side, curled up like an otter.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They tell you to not buy avocado toast or a morning coffee out and then they tell you not buying these things are the death of the nation.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i want one now
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Mr. Escher A. Bug, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026
She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
Lt the black cat wearing a champagne colored ribbon ruff and a suspicious expression.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
shawgers has been a disaster from the hop.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 27/07/2026
Cut To The Feeling is too good for this world and the shame is upon us for not deserving its musical light but we get blessed in it anyway.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
*loud purring*
tabby cat curled up on his side, squinting at the camera
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
rob
@OkButSti
me and 107 other guys are hanging out at odysseus's house eating all his food and perving on his wife. this is awesome because he is certainly dead lol.
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