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Michael of Manitoba

@manitobamichael.bsky.social
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i’ve seen some things

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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dad just texted me “go vote!” that’s québéc, we’re on the 28th, dad. the man loves democracy.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
christopher nolan loves to confuse the audience in a delightful way.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
caufield with the stick twirl & holster celly
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kingdom two crowns is a great couch co-op strategy incremental
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lunch? hello?
unimpressed tabby cat
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
flames’ home opener is a travesty
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we will never step off their necks
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eating beans really do just be woke binarism
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you’re eating beans is you’re woke or beans eat your binaries. neither scenario.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
strong inverse relationship between intelligence and one’s opinion of AI
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he’s 80
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jarry’s struggling
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one thing i will never stop hating: the banana 🍌
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what’s going onnnn!?
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you think of yourself as a smart person? would you say this is a smart reply? it isn’t, is it?
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we did get wet but in a fun way
rain selfie at an outdoor rock show
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the rain stopped
nighttime selfie at the entrance to the human rights museum
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dog walkers are CHUDs. "dog walker" is an oppressive class, like aegosexual people or solipsist people.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nuit blanche doesn’t deserve this rain
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol been awhile eh
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
many such guys. too many!
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
his signature attack: torpor
sleepy black & white catsleepier black & white catblack & white cat, asleeep
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
been watching a lot of church history on youtube. hell yes, ryan reeves, i will listen to an hour long lecture about why the huguenots were killed off.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
"I never wanted to be your Mother." *starts to beatbox*
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir theonion.com/princess-diana-release…
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
‘I’m Done Being Silent,’ Says Former Royal
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he’s motivating me to vote for the mayor
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there oughta be a law that the halftime act must be canadian. blue rodeo is *right there*!
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why is your ear like that
black & white cat sleeping on a pink blanket. his ear is flipped out.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
focaccia was my gateway bread. now i have a flour bin that takes the 10 kg bags.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I very badly misread this and thought it was a Scarlett Johansson in ghost in the shell situation
Bluesky trending topic of ‘Meryl Streep cast as Aslan’
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 17/09/2026
i'm not motivated by money, i'm not motivated by anything
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
mr. patel, what kind of animals are we talking about?
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no news is good news unless you're waiting for news then no news is bad news unless you're avoiding the news then no news is good news circle of life and so forth single file towards the exit folks make as much noise as you like the neighbours knew what they were getting into
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
like louis XIV’s courtiers wearing false fistulas to emulate le roi
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is a bad look for the ndp.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
kidnapping? oh.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“you odda see deez nuts!” or some such
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the psychosis is spreading.
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Michael of Manitoba @manitobamichael.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
he did not like the thunder
black and white cat curled up asleep
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/09/2026
oh right he did that song "No Rain"
imdb headshot, a white man with the name Blythe Melin
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
none of them actually reproduce sexually, but adult males and adult females can still mate. when they do, females mount males. it's all very normal
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 28/08/2026
today is primidi 11 Fructidor in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the watermelon
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